ground-ball pitchers, pandas, victorino's rickety spine and the hope of mookie betts: your 2015 Boston Red Sox

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joe kelly injured/shut down

we'll always have the 8-game winning streak buddy

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link

Ortiz since the break: .339/.413/.741, 20 HR, 54 RBI. And since 2010, when I figured he was washed up (per 162 games): .289/.380/.551, 38 HR, 115 RBI.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link

It's kind of amazing how despite all that how little credit WAR gives all those numbers. Bar for DH valueis super high I guess.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link

Plus the park, obviously. That aside, he really has had a late-career resurgence, especially for the kind of player who invariably starts declining quickly at around 31 or 32.

clemenza, Thursday, 17 September 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link

Why does Boston lead off with Betts and bat Bogaerts third? Wouldn't it make more sense to reverse that? Bogaerts has the higher BA/OBP, Betts the higher SLG.

clemenza, Friday, 18 September 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link

wondered that myself of late, early in the season his 2014 struggles were fresh in the mind but since then he's skyrocketed and especially now what do they have to lose by trying it

slothroprhymes, Friday, 18 September 2015 23:40 (eight years ago) link

mike hazen is the new gm, if such a position matters under dombrowski

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 September 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link

it does matter--hazen has been responsible for scouting and player development and prob deserves a lot of credit for the current group of young players

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 September 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link

now featuring an added layer of frank wren

mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

shit.

slothroprhymes, Friday, 25 September 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link

front office positions: the new market inefficiency

mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

rich fucking hill!

johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 September 2015 01:31 (eight years ago) link

wow what an insane run. good for him, without the durability issues he'd have had a great career.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 26 September 2015 01:34 (eight years ago) link

rich fucking hill!
--johnny crunch

beat me to it man

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 26 September 2015 01:43 (eight years ago) link

CG, 2H, 0R/ER, 1BB, 10K.

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 26 September 2015 03:02 (eight years ago) link

#worsttothird lets get it

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRS_K6CU8AAzGBA.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

will gladly listen to his broadcasts next season even if the padres suck

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

dave d confirms hanley at 1b next year

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

"Confirms"

Naive Teen Idol, Saturday, 17 October 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link

I'm high on Porcello and I predict he will have the biggest impact of all new Sox players. Joe Kelly not as much.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, February 18, 2015 10:23 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the thing is, this was not an unreasonable thought at the time, and might be true in like 5 years, but it do kinda hurt right now

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 22 October 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link

haha yes, i did have long hair in high school

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 22 October 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bullpen successfully purged via waivers/releases - l8er alexi ohgodno and ryan cooked

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 November 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

Lol - been calling him "oh god no" since he came to the majors!

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVu4HzOWcAA3LI4.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:18 (eight years ago) link

wha? you always get news 15 mins ahead

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link

nah, he's in some bowling tournament somewhere

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

lol mook you sneaky fuck

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link

i got paranoid for all of 30 seconds that dombo had an attack of kuru and made the jose fernandez trade or some shit

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link

how we feel about price?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 06:47 (eight years ago) link

price is house money/no pick so if you can afford it go for it?

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 06:55 (eight years ago) link

I'm v happy with price, I knew the sox would need one of the big FA pitchers and it's better to pay his cost than pay less for cueto or greinke or samardjiza and have made a less reliable bet by doing so

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

in theory it seems like his handedness would play better in non-fenway parks, but whatever. (also he's done very well in his 11 career starts there.) seems like good move for a bastard team than can afford him

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link

lollllll

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link

@mookiebetts
Commentating debut tonight on ESPN at 6 central time at the World Series of Bowling! Everybody tune in!!!!

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 December 2015 23:06 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYDQKg1UAAAQkpp.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link


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