Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

i'd totally forgotten that dude's name was ted williams

good thing my husband is the swimmer in the family!!!!

So no one sees her in a swimsuit and gets any ideas?

that is a find

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, September 20, 2015 4:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that little squeak she makes at the end

https://vine.co/v/etQTewW6HjA

oh no

http://i.imgur.com/hkT6Vut.jpg

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1X8jgrMhc4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3tlcBC7MqQ

it was kind of surreal to hear about that today. when i joined twitter, @fart was one of the first people i followed. i have no idea why. i think someone just retweeted @fart and i thought it sounded like a good person to follow. and now to see what he did today. i have a feeling this @fart is gonna be here for a while, he can't be ignored.

It's like pitching a Family Guy cutaway gag in real-time.

farts!

the cast of the expendables as mooncakes
http://www.zcool.com.cn/work/ZNTExMDM3Mg==.html

http://i.imgur.com/EryvfgL.gif

dying

bahahaha what show is that

built to spill

hehe, sorry. i thought that would be funny but in the cold light of 15 seconds later, it wasn't

i loled

amazing

http://brodyblue.deviantart.com/art/Eiffel-65-in-Blade-Runner-2-416444255

it only just hit me that dude in the gif is probably dad, i.e. me irl in ten years

i thought it was pauly shore for a sec

Dude even looks like me in ten years.

2018 is ten years from now, right?

My Dad took me to concerts at 14 & 15 and stood by the bar - that dad is kind of a did for blocking an excited teen from being at the front :(

*dud

i know we are just too cool and cynical to enjoy Miranda July but this seemed self-parodic enough to maybe warrant some lols but if not plz don't eyeroll and sigh me off of the board thank you and goodbye i hope this post finds you well

http://www.nytimes.com/video/t-magazine/100000003966979/how-to-interview-rihanna.html

*eye-rolls so hard*

idk it was kinda cuet, i loled

I was obligated to post that because I told Stevie I wouldn't :)

miranda july is my least favorite manic depressive pixie girl

love miranda july ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://archive.org/details/KmartOctober1989

Weird thing is that it sounds like it was actually recorded inside a Kmart.

let's lol together

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12106906_10208298421197245_3095389619908239562_n.jpg?oh=0a108cdb2b56f5018b00ae12e07e110b&oe=5688AA08

O Stevie, you gotta post this with it: https://vine.co/v/eOZlzzAT1jY

Somewhere I have a photo I took of a neighborhood eyeglass store at night -- sign reads "TICAL"

omg i thought it was a picture my friend took!! I had no idea there was a vine!

See, if you'd step back from Snapchat and join the rest of us in 2014 with Vine...

dang stevie u so old

love miranda july ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― balls, Monday, October 12, 2015 11:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seconded.

Somewhere I have a photo I took of a neighborhood eyeglass store at night -- sign reads "TICAL"

That + Stevie brought back memories of this classic

"break! a tina tickle" was tina turner's ill-fated attempt to jump on the "stop: hammertime!" bandwagon iirc

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 01:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Oh, which was based on a pic by hurting/man alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvTN9siaT-M

http://i.imgur.com/clXtICk.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PseNrUeSmXk

more like o_O

classic clip. i hope that when our new superstructure alien overlords turn their listening beam toward earth, that's the first thing they pick up. also lol at everyone gradually walking away from brett during the last minute of that

http://i.imgur.com/pgXrkX3.gif