https://twitter.com/search?q=to%3Amadeleinemccann%20you&src=typd
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link
HAHAHAHAHAH you doubted me and I was straight fire otm
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
u asked if maddy had a twitter account
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link
there are obviously plenty of seo daytripper maddy accounts
I asked if anyone tweeted to maddy!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:44 (eight years ago) link
there's a possibility she could be alive in which case she is only a few months away from being able to hold her own twitter account legally
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link
i am sure that is the case
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II? A: The Pope died a virgin.Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary GlitterA: Gary Glitter keeps an eye on the children!Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common?A: Both are flown to England in boxes.Q: What do Maddie and Liverpool have in common? A: Both lost in EuropeQ: What do Madeleine McCann and a cheap blow-up doll have in common? A: Both are fucked and then discarded.Q: Knock Knock... Who's There?A: Not Maddie, lol.Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann, and Madeleine McCann jokes?A: The jokes will get old.Q: What's worse than asking Michael Jackson to babysit your children?A: Asking the McCanns to take them on holiday.Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a toasterA: A toaster wasn't raped and then murdered Q: What do Madeleine McCann and submarines have in common?A: Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamenQ: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?A: A boomerang always comes back.Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?A: A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday.Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?A: Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.Q: What's dead and not newsworthy?A: Madeleine McCann.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: Because Kate McCann wanted to kill it.Q: What's the upside to an expensive family summer holiday in Portugal with the kids?A: A cheap Christmas.Q: What do Madeleine McCanns parents have in common with OJ Simpson?A: They both did it.Q: Knock knock.... Who's there?A: Not Maddie. LOL..Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the girl in Jawbreaker?A: Jawbreaker was killed by mistake.Q: What do Madeline McCann and Britney Spears have in common?A: Both of them are bald with torn up vaginas.Q: What does plastic clamshell packaging and Madeline McCann have in common?A: Both are penetrated in the gut with a sharp object then thrown out.
― sarahell, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 09:23 (eight years ago) link
Renault Megane joke missing.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 09:26 (eight years ago) link
maddy and lee rigby
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link
carhandle @carhandle 24 Mar 2015
Stobart fight back against extremism with a truck named after Lee Rigby (they've also got a Madeleine McCann one)
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link
maddy rigby picks up the coffee near the church where a sinkhole has been
― imago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link
a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair
Of course, Nakh was right all along.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 4 June 2020 11:55 (three years ago) link
separate witnesses right all along morelike
also, due process! due process!
if it was the german guy i half expect the government to start manufacturing spitfires again
― imago, Thursday, 4 June 2020 12:55 (three years ago) link