ground-ball pitchers, pandas, victorino's rickety spine and the hope of mookie betts: your 2015 Boston Red Sox

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front office positions: the new market inefficiency

mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

rich fucking hill!

johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 September 2015 01:31 (eight years ago) link

wow what an insane run. good for him, without the durability issues he'd have had a great career.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 26 September 2015 01:34 (eight years ago) link

rich fucking hill!
--johnny crunch

beat me to it man

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 26 September 2015 01:43 (eight years ago) link

CG, 2H, 0R/ER, 1BB, 10K.

slothroprhymes, Saturday, 26 September 2015 03:02 (eight years ago) link

#worsttothird lets get it

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRS_K6CU8AAzGBA.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

will gladly listen to his broadcasts next season even if the padres suck

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

dave d confirms hanley at 1b next year

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

"Confirms"

Naive Teen Idol, Saturday, 17 October 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link

I'm high on Porcello and I predict he will have the biggest impact of all new Sox players. Joe Kelly not as much.

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, February 18, 2015 10:23 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the thing is, this was not an unreasonable thought at the time, and might be true in like 5 years, but it do kinda hurt right now

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 22 October 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link

haha yes, i did have long hair in high school

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 22 October 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bullpen successfully purged via waivers/releases - l8er alexi ohgodno and ryan cooked

slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 November 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

Lol - been calling him "oh god no" since he came to the majors!

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVu4HzOWcAA3LI4.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:18 (eight years ago) link

wha? you always get news 15 mins ahead

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link

nah, he's in some bowling tournament somewhere

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

lol mook you sneaky fuck

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link

i got paranoid for all of 30 seconds that dombo had an attack of kuru and made the jose fernandez trade or some shit

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 8 December 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link

how we feel about price?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 06:47 (eight years ago) link

price is house money/no pick so if you can afford it go for it?

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 06:55 (eight years ago) link

I'm v happy with price, I knew the sox would need one of the big FA pitchers and it's better to pay his cost than pay less for cueto or greinke or samardjiza and have made a less reliable bet by doing so

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

in theory it seems like his handedness would play better in non-fenway parks, but whatever. (also he's done very well in his 11 career starts there.) seems like good move for a bastard team than can afford him

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link

lollllll

metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 20:12 (eight years ago) link

@mookiebetts
Commentating debut tonight on ESPN at 6 central time at the World Series of Bowling! Everybody tune in!!!!

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 December 2015 23:06 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYDQKg1UAAAQkpp.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 January 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link


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