I used to want satisfying sex, now I just want 300 followers on Instagram: ILX gayz autumn sunrise 2015

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i do. and now i have to let them rest. like an engine that's been on for too long. as long as i'm in good shape by Halloween everything is OK

surm, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 05:38 (eight years ago) link

I still don't have a Halloween costume. Help me!

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 05:41 (eight years ago) link

something Roman or Greek. God-like.

surm, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 05:42 (eight years ago) link

i don't think i can actually go to bed tonight. it just feels so pointless. i'm just going to wake up again. i'm a morning person. what can i say?

surm, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 05:44 (eight years ago) link

I thought surm was going to say he broke his ribs after intense "Murder, She Wrote"-inspired coitus.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 10:44 (eight years ago) link

does it hurt when you breathe, kiddo?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 10:52 (eight years ago) link

Sorry sur, you're young, you will heal fast.

Gays, I'm in IBIZA. XXX

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 11:25 (eight years ago) link

eebeetha?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 11:33 (eight years ago) link

I still don't have a Halloween costume. Help me!

Sexy Kim Davis

gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

Oh, I should finally do sexy section of drywall!

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

i was thinking of going as a minotaur, but now i just want to pay rent

hello, it me (clouds), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link

yah Morbs but i already got it checked out and he said it is not a bad break, so it will heal fine. i just need to be on good behavior for a month or so. like i said boys summer is over and fall is here with a ... fall

surm, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link

lol yea that's p much me

surm, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link

man. this seems like a weird difficult time for a lot of people rn

donna rouge, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

i have v minor surgery next week assuming i still have insurance (the co. i work for has officially moved from 'financially troubled' to 'hindenberg-ian')

donna rouge, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link

eergh

sorry guys, group hug

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link

shots!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

wouldve called for a group meetup in SF last Friday

http://al-jourgensen.squarespace.com/blog/2015/9/8/beer-steers-and-queers-the-dance-party

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link

btw Philly theatre co i occasionally patronize is reviving...

http://www.egopo.org/#!thewomen/c155k

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:08 (eight years ago) link

yes J i think there is something happening. i just got wind of another annoying medical thing. it's fine but i have to deal with it. i already let the office know i would be out of commission for the next couple of days save for a couple of events. as Valerie Cherish said, sometimes it has all has to come apart before it can come back together. OR SOMETHING. anyway i'm still drinking and listening to music so i'm not like mad at the world. i'm just slightly like, i don't want to talk to you for a minute.

surm, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

ps i hope your surgery is OK ...

surm, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

oh it'll be fine - "surgery" is a very dramatic-sounding word to describe the removal of a small benign cyst i've had since i was teenager :)

donna rouge, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link

good.

surm, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:46 (eight years ago) link

Hey guys, I found The Razor's Edge in TO but they couldn't fit me in today, so I'm prob'ly gonna go to Gus's barbershop on Bloor :(

Also, hugs to fgti and I hope you stop getting treated shitty too.

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Thursday, 1 October 2015 08:07 (eight years ago) link

it's not about the haircut, it's about the man.

On Wednesday night, I came home drunk and picked a big fight with Ryan that he did not deserve. If anything he had cleaned the house and bought me candy. And I picked a ginormous fight with him. I woke up not knowing what I had done or why, and decided to stop drinking for the fall. I'm on my fourth day! I sent him white roses (all the girls in the office watched when they came) and spent the day fixing up our place so that when he got home it looked like an ABC home catalog. And this weekend we just hung out with each other watching movies, and eating pizza. It finally felt like we were on the same page. I didn't want to go out, he wanted to watch movies. And now I'm here alone, in our perfect little house, while he flies out to Chicago on business. I feel lucky, and shaken, and hopeful. And scared. But most of all, I feel fall. I'm ready for the cold, and fireplaces, and telling stories late at night in the living room. I'm ready to slow down.

surm, Sunday, 4 October 2015 11:41 (eight years ago) link

good luck, surm. be good to yourself.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

since staying inside is my natural state i'm lovin this gloomy weather we're having lately

clouds, Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link

Not clicking that Journey vid is me being good to myself.

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Sunday, 4 October 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link

haha. yes loving the weather too. and thx for the good luck Morb. you're a true friend. :)

surm, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link

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mattresslessness, Thursday, 8 October 2015 18:08 (eight years ago) link

https://unicornbooty.com/stop-telling-turn-gay-card/

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link

i like that, it could apply to so much more than gay men

lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

rather long just to say, "I can't stand Judy Garland."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 October 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link

well, it's saying "death to all monocultures"

lex pretend, Friday, 9 October 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

And the fourth Golden Girl.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Friday, 9 October 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link

But look, we could all make long lists of the "gay" things we're not into. I think we did in fact in our inaugural thread.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Friday, 9 October 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

including sex, right?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 9 October 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

I think that was when Morbs took the brave stand that the only thing gay men all have in common is having sex with men. On that front, I reluctantly co-sign "death to all monocultures."

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

Rather, I think he said that's the only thing that all gay men SHOULD have in common.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link

theoretically. ever since young men discovered me in the spring/summer, and abandoned me after Labor Day, i've grown laissez faire.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link

I think just being able to recognize physical perfection in men is the essential thing.

http://imgick.oregonlive.com/home/olive-media/width620/img/mlb/photo/18654458-mmmain.jpg

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link

i still don't watch baseball but arrieta = woof

another impt point in that article = "generations are just marketing demographics"

donna rouge, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link

hi

surm, Saturday, 10 October 2015 00:29 (eight years ago) link

hello

boxedjoy, Saturday, 10 October 2015 09:32 (eight years ago) link

how are you this weekend?

surm, Sunday, 11 October 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

i got a cute japanese pour-over coffee maker so i'm drinking coffee and listening to human league b-sides

clouds, Sunday, 11 October 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link


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