NFL 2015, WEEK 6: The Bills have a combined 13 unnecessary roughness, unsportsmanlike conduct or taunting penalties

The police report indicates that Crowley was intoxicated and quotes her saying Manziel was "beating her" in the car and that he pushed her head against the glass as he drove.

...In Ohio an officer has to see what happened to file a minor misdemeanor charge, according to police.

Ohio must be abuser heaven!

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2015/10/16/peyton-manning-makes-contribution-to-jeb-bushs-campaign/

football players are p much the scum of the earth

lol just as i read that a second ago, the fuckin peyton nationwide ad came on, what a dipshit

naturally, jets doing everything in their power to hand this one to the hatcats

jesus the Browns need a pass rush

I hate the Bills.

peyton is dying out there

end of an era folks

so...too soon

lol christ

Philbin and Coyle have to be weeping right now

oh shit MEGATRON

end of cleveland/denver game ?????

how is that incomplete

looked incomplete to me but tbh hard to tell if it actually hit the ground.

Lol detroit omfg

games are so long they shd start earlier imo

ugh detroit really trying for another 0-16 year

brooooowns jfc

lol

looks like eli out there

Barkevious Mingo!

Peyton Manning just threw the worst pass in NFL history.

this will either be a d/st score or a tie

looks like present day archie

lol Browns intercept Manning in OT, get the ball on the Bronco 39 and... lose

Had 50 fucking golden opportunities to win that game and couldn't do it. It hurts.

cj pass for 31 yard loss???

that's a td i reckon

pete carroll's balls: sizable, arguably big

― indie fuxxor albums i have secretly spotified (slothroprhymes), Sunday, February 1, 2015 7:59 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

further evidence https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CRoaQG6UkAATUdO.mp4

still not the team they were the last two years as evidenced by that colossal choke last week in cincy but that's pretty dope

terrible INT by flacco

yall steve smith caught a 30+ yard touchdown and did the pee wee herman dance

i wish he'd reconsider retiring after this season

wow panthers

mods plz delete all my statements about the seahawks being good

Bengals again looked good this week. Their offense is just looking loaded. Bills double teaming AJ Green didn't seem to matter as they spread the ball around so much. Marvin Jones and Tyler Eifert are both looking good and their third reciever Sanu is solid. Add that in with a nice inside/outside running game with Bernard and Hill and they really are not showing any weakness right now. It's a long way to go and they have to win the big games, but so far they continue to look pretty loaded in all aspects. I'd like to see them play NE or Green Bay to be able to see how they would do.

rivers looking to throw for 500 rn

he did

and lost lol

17th 500yrd game ever

yeah only getting 20 pts off that is some kind of accomplishment

fucking Phil DAwson outscored both my WR (Randall Cobb) and defense (Seahawks) combined in fantasy. FML

also Denver pursuing "least impressive undefeated team ever" status

Peyton now has 10 INTs in 6 games. he's had a noodle arm for years but he's throwing rainbows all over the place now. between that, his neck, and not being able to feel his fingertips, he's gotta be packing it in soon.

I wouldn't be surprised to see him limp into his 40s trying to win that 2nd Super Bowl tho, throwing nothing but screens and quick outs all game

tho this is a thing of beauty, mostly for Sanders's crazy breakaway speed post-catch:

https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/yfYL1xDS_o1aXZMMgQo1U2OvdO0=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4174082/manningtd.0.gif

seriously couldn't find a better picture of the guy that this cbs?? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRo1cGMWUAEM4ff.png

than this obv. brutal

sweet 1st interception of the season for brady

Oh, jeez

Investigate Edelman for point shaving!!!!!!

if that finger stops edelman playing the patriots have 2 wrs active

ugh edelman's finger is messed up all right

collinsworth has money on the colts i think

jamie collins is so insane

i was going to say earlier re: running the trick play again

when kam chancellor hurdled the line and tried to block a FG and then there was a penalty and he did it again..

jamie collins is amazing

awww poor slater <3

hope matt is ok....at least he was walking around on it

collinsworth has money on the colts i think

got the backdoor cover!

someone in the press has to ask chuck what was supposed to happen

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, October 18, 2015 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

his explanation was m/l as confusing as the play

my guess is he was trying to get all the patriots to line up on the side then run the ball straight into outer space?

like hey ignore this ball over here look at all those guys over there

he did say they werent aligned properly so maybe there were suposed to be more dudes near the ball idk

with the swinging gate the qb is supposed to be in some sort of super deep shotgun otherwise he will just get tackled so maybe that was the problem

very quality play regardless

It's a long play. Tonight's "fuck up" sets up the real trick play to be seen in the playoffs.

PLAYoffs??!!!!!

suck pagano
andrew suck
haha

finally saw last night's infamous play. major lols at Collingsworth's breaking announcer character with a bewildered "what the....heck?"

my guess is he was trying to get all the patriots to line up on the side then run the ball straight into outer space?

― lag∞n, Monday, October 19, 2015 6:30 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

"They did that. You know, Colts" has to be next week's thread title

just the visual of all the colts on one side except for that hapless pair who are facing down half the patriots.

I assume the message that the two shared telepathically was something like

"I'ma stand up and give two guys a knee to the groin. when you get the snap, point to something shiny in the stands, then stamp on the feet of the two dudes nearest you. while that's happening, I'll tie the last guy's shoelaces together, and you've got daylight!"

just rewatched Staff's game winning (sorta) throw to Megatron - officials missed some blatant holding there, wow

Knocked on your door at dawn
With a spark in my heart
Dragged you from your bed
And said let me see that colts play

Let me see that colts play
From last night's game
Show it to a gambling man
Thinking of the future

Have you been drinking? No,
Nor sleeping
The all-seeing all-knowing eye is dog tired
And just wants to see that colts play

We walked out through
The dew dappled brambles
And sat upon the fence
Is there any coach as bad as chuck pagano
Is there any coach as bad as chuck pagano

^A+

one thing i know for sure, football messageboards and comments sections across the country are jammed to bursting today with humorous renderings of smog songs mocking the botched play

"just rewatched Staff's game winning (sorta) throw to Megatron - officials missed some blatant holding there, wow"

Look at #63 on the TD pass Brady threw after the Colts magic punt play.

oh, eli

:(

eli threw an I N T

chicken parm you taste so good

lol

wtf is this game

these are your division rivals! congrats

sometimes everyone is chuck pagano

omg this game

if i didn't know the score you could tell me literally any two numbers and i would believe you

yakety sax bowl 2015 draws to an exciting conclusion