Steve Jobs: Sorkin's Apple Joint

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Feel like anyone genuinely shocked about this flopping probably just knows too many people who revere Steve Jobs.

intheblanks, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 00:32 (eight years ago) link

i want a movie about the guys who designed those soviet personal computers that ignatiy vishnevetsky has been tweeting about

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSCEtzFUcAABJOE.jpg:large

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 00:34 (eight years ago) link

He's the guy who managed the guys who made the iPhone/Toy Story is not a terribly exciting hook to most people. I suspect a Gates biopic would be more interesting, at least you'd have anti-trust shenanigans for drama.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 00:37 (eight years ago) link

don't know if a gates movie would have broader appeal, but at least you'd have the mid-life turn to serious philanthropy, and probably some heartfelt stuff with melinda

intheblanks, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 00:42 (eight years ago) link

jobs himself is kind of boring, his products are far more interesting

flappy bird, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 00:51 (eight years ago) link

Also the ads I saw for this were so dire, "Come watch this generically handsome guy be an haughty jerk, and I don't know, maybe he learns to become a father or something. Also Seth Rogen."

Contrast that with the trailer that shows people using ,Facebook underscored by a children's choir singing "Creep." Something as good as that would have made a difference. And without it "the Facebook movie" would have been a niche thing too.

I know some Civil War re-enactors you might want to talk to (Eazy), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link

No one seems to be interested in Steve Jobs' stint as the founder and CEO of NeXT computers, even though it was probably the one time in his life when he had the most direct personal responsibility for running a company, designing its products and ensuring its success.

Aimless, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

is that isaacson book worth reading?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:17 (eight years ago) link

His story is way boring compared to, I don't know, Stephen Hawking, Abraham Lincoln, or the members of NWA, to give three financially successful recent biopics.

second half (third?) of straight outta compton was p much excruciating but omg what a fucking relief (tho hardly unpredictable) that the nwa movie crushed the steve jobs movie(s)

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

He's the guy who managed the guys who made the iPhone/Toy Story is not a terribly exciting hook to most people. I suspect a Gates biopic would be more interesting, at least you'd have anti-trust shenanigans for drama.

http://book12.ru/photos/robbins/fe44c9c999d6261a34d14fa42171d611.jpg

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:26 (eight years ago) link

the next Jobs movie will be about Steve Jobs in Hell watching all the movies about him and reviewing them

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link

shavian

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 04:07 (eight years ago) link

is that isaacson book worth reading?

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, October 27, 2015 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not really

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link

i didn't think so, tbh, but it did seem like the only book i saw anyone reading for like five months after it came out

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 04:29 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

The first "act" is the best use of Fassbender's sourness I've ever seen, and Kate Winselt was unrecognizable (to me) for a few minutes until the Sorkinspeak coaxed out the Oscar begging. Sorkin's tics are so recognizable that I couldn't even hiss when he constructs the movie so that the hippie ex-girlfriend is a frivolous airhead for spending $1500 on aroma therapy or whatever while the misanthrope genius is saving the world from Walkmans.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Haven't seen this, and don't want to, but Tom Scharpling (on a recent Best Show) describing the films heated screaming matches between Fassbender and Daniel's over Super Bowl ads and Apple updates was hilarious.

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Thursday, 28 January 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link

seven months pass...

Fassbender and Jeff Daniels yelling at each other is oddly compelling.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 26 September 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

i love that scene--especially with the crosscutting between shouting matches at different times.

ryan, Monday, 26 September 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

This is hagiography. I know our culture lionizes charismatic assholes but did they really need to show him being heroically protective of Woz?

lukas, Saturday, 18 September 2021 04:04 (two years ago) link

Oh look, he's late for a keynote because he's trying to be a good parent. AYFKM

lukas, Saturday, 18 September 2021 04:12 (two years ago) link

Marveling at Mr Soto's capsule review a few posts up. I don't need to see the film now.

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 18 September 2021 08:00 (two years ago) link


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