https://vine.co/v/eLXBrF3aa67
damn manziel got bounce
― k3vin k., Friday, 6 November 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link
welp, nice job over pursuing Browns defense. every game is the same.
― brownie, Friday, 6 November 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link
http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-andrew-luck-book-club-1446675595
― schwantz, Friday, 6 November 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link
so my wife had to go to canton ohio for work the other day, her work thing wrapped up early so she went to the football hof and randomly got to install this todd gurley exhibit with her coworker http://www.profootballhof.com/todd-gurleys-record-artifacts-on-display-in-hall-of-fame/
― call all destroyer, Friday, 6 November 2015 03:42 (eight years ago) link
Luck, a member of the same 2012 draft class, suggested (Ballard) read “Unbroken” by Laura Hillenbrand, the story of a prisoner of war.
week 10 thread title imo
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 6 November 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link
lol cad that's awesome
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 6 November 2015 04:20 (eight years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/this-is-why-nfl-star-greg-hardy-was-arrested-for-assaul-1739117634
― Mordy, Friday, 6 November 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link
trigger warning - graphic descriptions of domestic violence + abuse
good lord, if the panthers can do this to the pack, they have /maybe/ 4 difficult games left in the schedule (falcons twice, maaaaybe NYG, maaaaaybe NOLA) and can run roughshod over everyone else
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:04 (eight years ago) link
wash gets a td here and starts the 2nd with the ball...game could look pretty different pretty quickly
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link
It could...
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link
vollmer return questionable. jfc
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link
pack looking not great
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link
chuck brown 'bustin loose' played on the broadcast as we go to break after washington fumble
that's cold
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
lolllllll
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link
not sure if this is the worst a team has looked against the patritos (that booby prize prob goes to jacksonville), but the hatcats literally can't hold the football
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
not liking washes chances here
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
pats got a te on the line my lord
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link
lol that went poorly. poor old bryan stork no idea who to block.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 November 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link
oh no dion
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link
Noooooooooo
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link
hope lewis is ok
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
Walked off
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
blount tho
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:10 (eight years ago) link
based ivory with 2 TDs despite only 15 rushing yards, proving that jax remains the best way to break a losing streak
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
blount rushing to the outside is the slowest play in football
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
bolden > lewis, clearly
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:21 (eight years ago) link
he's a core special-teamer!
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
Faux John Madden @FauxJohnMadden 36m36 minutes agoEver since Mike Ditka started wearing a Packers sweater, the Packers have played a lot like the Bears.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link
announcers trying hard to make things sound positive for washington
"i like what they're doing on offense.. they only have 3 points, but.. cousins is playing well"
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
when they just said it was the 7th washington drop i was way surprised, swore it was way more
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
maybe they're worried about getting hit & drop the balli don't think they're actually playing well if they're dropping like 10 passes
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
(still not understanding why commentators want to give credit to wash today)
They want you to think there's a reason to continue watching
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
garbage tyme
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 8 November 2015 20:57 (eight years ago) link
should've put stork in at LG for the kneeldown so that he had the full set of 5
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link
lmao rofflesburger injured again
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link
stream im watching just changed the channel to the hulk
RAIDERS
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
this guy carr tho
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link
v nice pass
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link
def not ready for the raiders to be good and led by david carr's younger brother
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link
I think I'm a bandwagon raiders fan, sigh
― polyphonic, Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link
antonio brown is insane
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
284 yards!
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link
block it, i want overtime so brown can get 300 yards
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link
raiders are good, in it down to the wire - AFC so weak they could still prob manage a wild card spot
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 November 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link
colts slicing up the broncos D
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 November 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link
loooooooooooooooooool @ indy
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 8 November 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link
that was pretty all right
― slothroprhymes, Sunday, 8 November 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
the other team had it covered too!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link
Over a cranberry juice, Warner leans on the table and watches video of a play from Week 4. Fourth quarter, 49ers down 17-3 to Green Bay, trying to rally. On second-and-5 from the Packers' 15-yard line, Kaepernick takes the shotgun snap, sees running back Reggie Bush wide open over the middle for what should be a walk-in touchdown. "A layup," Warner says. Kap fires it in the dirt. Warner rewinds the clip, then freezes the frame as Kap is throwing. "The biggest thing that I see with Kap quite often -- and it's frustrating -- are his feet." As Kap releases the ball, his feet are parallel to the line of scrimmage, rather than perpendicular. He's throwing with all arm, rather than with his body. The result is a pass both late -- Bush was open by three steps before Kap even noticed -- and inaccurate. "Normally good quarterbacks don't throw like that," Warner says.Warner leans back, disheartened. They had focused on footwork in the offseason. He was even more disheartened when Kap told reporters that he was "not huge" on mechanics. "That tells a big story right there," Warner says. He isn't faulting Kap's work ethic. "He worked his butt off" in their time together, Warner says. He is saying that Kap isn't really a fifth-year quarterback. He's a fifth-year player, 28 years old, but developmentally behind the curve. Warner faults the way football is trending, with youth and college coaches putting their best athletes at quarterback and deploying them in the spread, exactly what happened to Kap at the University of Nevada. "So now," Warner says, "we're saying -- at the highest level, against the best talent -- you have to learn how to play quarterback. To me, it sounds impossible."
Warner leans back, disheartened. They had focused on footwork in the offseason. He was even more disheartened when Kap told reporters that he was "not huge" on mechanics. "That tells a big story right there," Warner says. He isn't faulting Kap's work ethic. "He worked his butt off" in their time together, Warner says. He is saying that Kap isn't really a fifth-year quarterback. He's a fifth-year player, 28 years old, but developmentally behind the curve. Warner faults the way football is trending, with youth and college coaches putting their best athletes at quarterback and deploying them in the spread, exactly what happened to Kap at the University of Nevada. "So now," Warner says, "we're saying -- at the highest level, against the best talent -- you have to learn how to play quarterback. To me, it sounds impossible."
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14067004/the-key-futures-bengals-qb-andy-dalton-panthers-qb-cam-newton-49ers-qb-colin-kaepernick
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link
Over a cranberry juice,
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link
https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/FUGja_rOHhZgA7q88X8YrSWAV_M=/800x0/filters:no_upscale%28%29/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4249419/dancerivers.0.gif
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
was waiting for someone to gif that
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link
i have a soft spot for privers. can't believe how bad san diego is this year. seeing them stuck at the bottom of that division is pretty weird.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link
i like phil too, he's a tough dude.
sadly their defense is just awful, they have offensive line problems, and i have never seen melvin gordon do anything to suggest he's more than a jag.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link
andrew luck out 2-6 weeks w/internal injuries
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link
lacerated kidney! kidney is the one that doesn't do anything right?
matt hass is 2-0 on the year, this could kick start their season...
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link
i wonder if the cracked ribs moved around in there and scraped up the kidney.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
not really kidding!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link
i was actually wondering if that was possible (i dont know fuck-all about anatomy or science)
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
fuck that is gnarly as hell
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link
2 lacerated kidneys! I wonder how/why keenan allen's is season ending while luck's is not
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link
rib theory seems not likely in my professional opinion theres a lot of muscle in between the ribs and the kidney and the ribs are just cracked not all jagged and stabbing
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link
did allen have surgery? supposedly luck does not need surgery.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link
if the ribs did that my guess is andrew luck would be andrew out of luck RIP etc.
― nomar, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
Aaron Schatz @FO_ASchatz 28s28 seconds ago Framingham, MAThe Andrew Luck injury actually isn't THAT big a deal since they have bye this week then play ATL and TB. But will he be back by PIT Wk 13?
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
*rimshot* xp
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/elwrOdadQj5
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link
ouch
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link
luck is way too reckless with his runs
― I know when that Ott line zings (Spottie), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
just remove the lacerated kidney that's giving you trouble i think
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link
seemed like he was particularly interested in winning that game at all costs xp need to slide bro
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTeqef4XIAE8_4d.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link
good thing they're one of the few teams in the league with a decent backup, dude needs to learn to slide before he becomes the next RG3
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 21:21 (eight years ago) link