most of them don't seem to be enjoying themselves tbh: Comic Book Movie Gravitas Bringers, the poll

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wow low turnout!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 December 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

(not really "comic book," i know. and that's a five-minute video to get you a single blurry still of someone's phone camera photo of a VR headset promotional thing. but i thought the URL was pretty on-point for the thread.)

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:19 (seven years ago) link

also, skimming through Least promising Sequel/Remake/Franchise Flick of 2017 it looks like this trend may have slackened just a bit, unless post-Birdman Keaton as The Vulture, Cate Blanchett as Hela, Willem Dafoe as Aquaman's Pal Nuidis Vulko, or Kurt Russell as Ego the Living Planet (bafflingly not a planet in the movie) count. From last year I can only recall Jeremy Irons as Alfred and Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Kurt Russell should never count as a gravitas bringer, and he always seems to be enjoying himself.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:53 (seven years ago) link

Russell as Ego the Living Planet (bafflingly not a planet in the movie)

lol wtf is this nonsense I WILL STAB WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:54 (seven years ago) link

But yeah this particular Save The Cat ingredient does seem to have fallen off, even in the origin story / franchise kickoff ones where it's seemingly inescapable

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:54 (seven years ago) link

I forget where I read about it, but I guess Cranston was involved with the original iteration of Power Rangers in some non-performing capacity so this isn't quite as much a stretch as some of these other examples.

(Got A) Key In My Peehole (From Peeing Through a Keyhole) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 19:40 (seven years ago) link

okay good point about Russell. he's old now but definitely brings fun and joy moreso than gravitas. not sure i've ever disliked him, even in some real shitty movies.

next year, the famously selective Josh Brolin will be playing Thanos in the third Avengers movie. Brolin was looking to explore the humanity of the character, saying there are "parts of him that are unfounded to me, which will be found." i guess he was in the last one for a second but i don't remember that at all.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 20:17 (seven years ago) link

Thanos has made I think two appearances thus far that amount to a cumulative 3.5 seconds of screen time.

(Got A) Key In My Peehole (From Peeing Through a Keyhole) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 20:43 (seven years ago) link

no one tell Brolin that Thanos isn't human

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link

really wish H'wood would move past this phase already

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 20:48 (seven years ago) link

I'm sticking with my conspiracy theory that they're lying about GOTG 2 and Stallone is actually playing the living planet

mh 😏, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:29 (seven years ago) link

pretty sure james gunn has promised that ego the living planet will appear in his full planetary glory for at least part of gotg2

frankie r. failson (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link

and i for one will rip up seats in the cinema if it doesn't happen because i have PRINCIPLES dammit

frankie r. failson (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 21:53 (seven years ago) link

fans to marvel: "let show my ego!"

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 7 March 2017 22:25 (seven years ago) link

Patrick Stewart in Logan: definitely enjoying himself with the lack of eyebrow-work, also not really bringing the gravitas.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 11:23 (seven years ago) link

Isn't Hugh Jackman the gravitas bringer in Logan?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 12:27 (seven years ago) link


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