Sean Penn-classic...or dud?

"picardfacepalm" not quite covering it

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/15/media/sean-penn-speaks-el-chapo-charlie-rose/index.html

"My article failed"

;_;

In a narrow, dark passage between ours and an adjacent bungalow, Chapo puts his arm over my shoulder and renews his request that I see him in eight days. "I'll be saying goodbye now," he says. At this moment, I expel a minor traveler's flatulence (sorry), and with it, I experience the same chivalry he'd offered when putting Kate to bed, as he pretends not to notice. We escape its subtle brume, and I join my colleagues inside the bungalow.

I had to requote this because omg

can Rolling Stone hire Sean Penn to write full-time about farting on the rich and infamous

god, brume as a word for fart mist has been in my head since i read this last week

this is what I get for ignoring this whole thing on general principle, an entire week without knowing that Sean Penn took the opportunity of this meeting to literally write about his farts

sailor of fart seas (sorry)

he carries Chaucer's legacy in all his assignments

“I am a dog, as keen as can be.
Is there room in the brume
for a dog like me?”

i just like that this tourist fart was part of sean penn's confirmation bias about the nobility of el chapo relative to other drug lords

is it unfair that I am now assuming that Sean Penn just farts on everyone, waiting to see if they call him on it or if they will chivalrously ignore it

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/15/media/sean-penn-speaks-el-chapo-charlie-rose/index.html

"My article failed"

;_;

isn't his piece like 80% about him and his flatulence, appended with a brief and not very interesting interview at the end?

can someone please make a youtube of pensive penn scenes overdubbed with small fart noises ty

Penn has been cropdusting the American moviegoing public for 35 years.

I throw my satchel into the open back of one of the SUVs, and lumber over to the tree line to take a piss. Dick in hand, I do consider it among my body parts vulnerable to the knives of irrational narco types, and take a fond last look, before tucking it back into my pants.

surprised he could see his dick through this
http://i.skyrock.net/7525/42017525/pics/1680190264.gif

btw did this dude beat up madonna or what

Of course he did.

ah

http://www.cracked.com/article_20560_5-beloved-celebrities-everyone-forgets-did-terrible-things_p3.html

the less subtle brume of domestic violence surrounds him

no escaping that brume, either

Matthew Broderick seems like an odd omission from that list

well the reason I ask has to do with more recent events that mr snrub may have come across in the course of googling that cracked article xps

idk what yr getting at

the recent defamation suit where both he & madonna attest it never happened, also stuff like

http://gawker.com/did-sean-penn-beat-up-madonna-an-archaeology-of-hollyw-1748746261

Matthew Broderick seems like an odd omission from that list

― Οὖτις, Friday, 15 January 2016 23:46 (Yesterday) Permalink

did not know about this, wow.

Did not know what?

that time in 1987 when he was driving in Ireland and swerved into oncoming traffic and killed two ppl in the ensuing accident

Not sure these are the established facts tbh

yes they are

there seems to be a few ppl who want to know the estabilshed facts

http://i.imgur.com/53qssIw.png

fucking disgraceful that broderick should escape justice for such grave offences

also the car crash thing

http://deadline.com/2016/01/sean-penn-el-chapo-don-winslow-response-the-cartel-1201685328/

On the Media was both fair and ruthless about Penn last episode.

Penn has been cropdusting the American moviegoing public for 35 years.

― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:47

I still think about this every once in a while and laugh.

Heartfelt thank you.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/sean-penn-bob-honey-who-just-do-stuff-review_us_5ab9a1bee4b008c9e5fa89a2

“Behind decorative gabion walls, an elderly neighbor sits centurion on his porch watching Bob with surreptitious soupçon.” ― page 71

You have to admit that it's a kind of perverse accomplishment to have written prose that awful. I'm not sure I could write anything that ugly either on purpose or by mistake.

Where did all the laughs go?
Are you out there, Louis C.K.?
Once crucial conversations
Kept us on our toes;
Was it really in our interest
To trample Charlie Rose?

think I know who the real author is

https://i.imgur.com/E4WGxTn.jpg

Maron really wants to be his friend

the fraternity of late-middle-aged white guys with questionable facial hair, rage issues and a barely-repressed taste for cocaine

omg, just heard some of this on the radio. And some posters give me shit on here for blanket disparaging celebz.

norm macdonald won the "all memoirs are fiction" celebrity memoir battle

Never one for psychosexual infantilism or paedophilic fantasy, after their sex he said, ‘Good vagina. Maybe more Vietnam.’

Bob hastily exited and breathed the new morning’s Muslim air.

I thought it was just Eastern European drug dealers that were laundering money through Amazon publishing.

Couldn't find a better thread for this, so here it is. "At Close Range" has haunted me for long enough, ever since I was a kid, that even though I haven't seen it for a few years that probably makes it one of my favorite movies. I have no idea why I ever saw it in the first place. Was it a staple of cable? I didn't have cable. Were there scenes from it in the Madonna video? I don't remember the video. At the time I definitely was not a fan of either Sean Penn or Christopher Walken, and even though the based-on-a-true story movie is set 20 minutes from where I grew up, I didn't learn that until much later. Anyway, this movie has an intensely ethereal vibe unlike many others. The closest I can think of is "Near Dark," but of course that is a slightly different beast. "At Close Range" is just such a dark depiction of people at their worst, with this air of menace hovering over it like a shroud.

Never got around to seeing it, always meant to. I had to check my memory, but the "Live to Tell" video has lots of clips from the movie. James Foley directed a bunch of House of Cards episodes; he's most known for Glengarry Glen Ross.