Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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http://video.scnow.com/Firefighter-Cant-Grasp-Hose-30225820

how's life, Thursday, 28 January 2016 13:57 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

lol!

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 February 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link

"When officers arrived, they said they scared the turkeys away by walking toward them."

http://6abc.com/1204350/

police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 18 February 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link

"I'm actually not a little old lady."

"... okay?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLeaAk5kT8

jmm, Thursday, 18 February 2016 14:56 (eight years ago) link

getting a Trash Humpers vibe from that

soref, Thursday, 18 February 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

wait, did you guys click on that worldstarhiphop link i posted? you have to see that guy. he's an american hero.

scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link

i should have included the headline:

He's Serious: Texas Stoner Says He Had A Good Reason On Why He Fled From The Cops!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh92ZnfO22ogxjcyMt

scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:19 (eight years ago) link

sorry to get political in the LOLZ thread but that link made me sad because i kept on thinking what might have happened if he hadn't been a white kid

, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link

TBF they shot up his car and made him crash, so...

schwantz, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link

that inside edition thing is quite funny; when their dumb granny sting operation didn't pay off, they bushwhacked him in front of his home in a dumb granny outfit. For no discernible reason! And they got no proof or change in the outcome! Journalism!

ulysses, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, that was the amazing part. What did they think they were accomplishing by showing up at his house and immediately taking off the disguise??

jmm, Thursday, 18 February 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link

confusing him into thinking she was a stripper?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 February 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link

lamest scooby doo episode ever

ulysses, Thursday, 18 February 2016 23:10 (eight years ago) link

Hooooly shit, the granny reporter makeup fx dude is my best friend from high school! Not using his real name, it should be noted.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2016 00:05 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7fntYnk.gif

pplains, Sunday, 21 February 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link

hahahahaha outstanding

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Sunday, 21 February 2016 04:28 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOjUL8LwUsE

, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:06 (eight years ago) link

Shocking amount of these seem to be precipitated by blue compacts and white vans.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:42 (eight years ago) link

"white van man" is a thing in the UK, meaning in its narrow sense a bad, entitled, dangerous driver

Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:43 (eight years ago) link

my reaction is 'arent all of yall required to go to driving school for 2 years'

, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link

i've never seen driving as bad as i see every day in new york fwiw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:52 (eight years ago) link

it's an excellent video though, makes me homesick

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:52 (eight years ago) link

Holy shit I had no idea:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_van_man

This is not a thing in the US.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 29 February 2016 01:19 (eight years ago) link

In the US: Pickups and Pontiacs

Dan I., Monday, 29 February 2016 01:39 (eight years ago) link

dodge chargers

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 29 February 2016 01:53 (eight years ago) link

Shocking amount of these seem to be precipitated by blue compacts and white vans.

welcome to england

pantsuit aficionado (stevie), Monday, 29 February 2016 09:11 (eight years ago) link

Time to resurrect this display name.

Wolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Monday, 29 February 2016 12:48 (eight years ago) link

Wait that wasn't it

Steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Monday, 29 February 2016 12:49 (eight years ago) link

I am in awe of that clip of British swearing.

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 29 February 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

i like the weary ones best

mookieproof, Monday, 29 February 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link

They p much sound like me when I'm driving alone, other than the accents.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 04:33 (eight years ago) link

I sometimes have anxiety flashbacks about my 20-something road rage moments though, like as in what could have happened if I had just met the wrong driver.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 04:34 (eight years ago) link

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JJAz1QMzMVgG4bS/giphy.gif

scott seward, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link

"heeeeeeeey you stupid tosser! fuckin' indicate!"

crüt, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:31 (eight years ago) link

From the tumblr Object Dreams, which collects "impressions and excerpts" written using a predictive text imitator and certain sources, in this case all 1- and 2-star yelp reviews of the Statue of Liberty:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/f79415aba7ccf253af2f9d7eb47dc79d/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto3_500.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/cf73fbdee02af41f032968094562be21/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto1_500.png
http://36.media.tumblr.com/38ae67dfdec9a362384b8593f5086f87/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto2_500.png

JRN, Thursday, 3 March 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link

that's beautiful

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 3 March 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

Love that site.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:18 (eight years ago) link

Speaking of stuff from tumblr

http://i.imgur.com/EX1FKho.png

JRN, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:40 (eight years ago) link

amazing

the uniqueness of our billionaires (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 March 2016 10:30 (eight years ago) link

looooooool

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 March 2016 15:16 (eight years ago) link

"This is the worst part."

pantsuit aficionado (stevie), Monday, 7 March 2016 09:55 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/ig3PwDLpmEL

, Monday, 7 March 2016 12:33 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHtKx2jk40U

how's life, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:14 (eight years ago) link

http://www.wolproject.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlo9DoaAVc

ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 05:51 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q

is this real??

, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 11:43 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qai62vcmQU

, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:08 (eight years ago) link

A+

Spottie, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link


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