Rolling Worst Music of 2016 - Making That Meghan Trainor Money

enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ay31B-1PI

lock thread.

Sounds like somebody really enjoyed that half of a Death Grips song they heard on their friend's computer.

that mouth

Al Jourgensen's new thing, Surgical Meth Machine, is basically late 80s Ministry crossed with gabber. I'm listening to the album now, and it's awful. It includes a cover of Devo's "Gates of Steel" that's just depressingly bad. Also, Jello Biafra is on it.

Thank you Singles Jukebox for alerting me Lukas Graham has a song climbing the Billboard charts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA

Which means that Strip No More might not be that far behind.

I also learned that Lukas Graham is a group, not a person, which makes me hate them even more.

there's a what in the who

Al Jourgensen's new thing, Surgical Meth Machine, is basically late 80s Ministry crossed with gabber

this sounds awesome as a concept but i also don't ever want to investigate it

lukas graham is such crap, apologies from denmark

wouldn't it be more logical to sing "when I was 7 yrs old" and not "once" btw?

It's okay, America has shipped over more than its share of shit music to the rest of the world.

Holy shit, when is this from, it is the worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY

released in 2015 but a huge top ten hit in 2016

are these the same guys who did that video that appeared on a Rolling Worst Music thread like three years ago where the guy shaves his head and puts on a balaclava? I didn't realise that they actually had a career

Those guys are really popular with the Warped Tour/Alternative Press crowd. (I don't hate that song.)

i hate how he says Goo Dole Days

i guess that's the least horrible twenty one pilots song i've ever heard

it is an awful song, hopefully i will never hear another one of theirs if it is supposedly one of their better ones

flo rida has another stinker that could challenge for #1 in coming weeks

i hate how he says Goo Dole Days

― qualx, Sunday, February 14, 2016 4:58 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for a while I thought it was good dope days, like some kind of heavy drug song.

Goo Doll Days

Easy Target:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvGUwdqthio

I made it all the way to "Goo Dole Days" (even through that handshake) and turned it off.

wait did you cut it off right at goo dole days and miss the part about his momma singing him to sleep?

twenty one pilots are awful

"tear in my heart" was nice, i'm open to the possibility that they'd be a decent band if that dude never rapped

Oh God, Kula Shaker came back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UrJGZExIeU

heard that Goo Dole Days song at the bar a couple days ago and everyone was singing along.

Playlist updated:

ILM's Rolling Worst Songs 2016 Spotify Playlist

I suppose it was inevitable that the "sharing economy" propagandic bullshit would make its way, however loosely, into song concepts. can't find a real job, ladies? don't worry, you can spend your time cheerily sexting your boyfriend, who has retconned "Bo$$"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws

https://open.spotify.com/track/0NmeI6UpRE27dxxgosD5n9

meghan trainor wanted to make her own meghan trainor money

you know, the beat on this is fine! but the fact that it has to be sung by a woman who's aping sorority girls on youtube in order to get any pop heat is really disquieting

a white woman

obv

she truly is the whitest

every time i see her name i laugh at the music industry

from 2015 technically but getting the sort of hype that only comes of depressing mining of unmined territory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcyFJLrBVhA

danish media up it's own ass wrt lukas graham's inexplicable success in the US adds harm to injury, the worst music is sometimes the worst music that's really really popular

The Lukas Graham song isn't so much awful as completely forgettable - it's scrubbed itself from my brain since last night and I have no need to ever hear it again.

The Madeintyo track makes me go "is this as terrible as I think, or am I just aging and out of touch?" I mean, I'm sure what I consider gold standard hip-hop - Nas, Rakim, Kool Keith, etc. - sounds like grandpa music to today's teens...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYAuR5bkIlQ

Madeintyo track sounds like the second-tier third-wave ska-punk of rap, but I bet he can ride out that skoo skoo thing for a couple more songs.

I almost posted that exact Simpsons clip!!!!

I recently encountered a M&M's commercial with this monstrosity:

https://soundcloud.com/zedd/candyman

Little Big = Russia's answer to Die Antwoord, I guess?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i63cgUeSsY0

dreadful, some ok visual gags but so unfunny... also sounds terrible

so yeah, good contender (couldn't sit through all 2:55)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSTRTv0xVlU

amusing that she has such a damaged public image that it's gotten smarter for her to ventriloquize through a bunch of better dancers (who are totally coincidentally PoC i'm sure) and not show up in her own video. call it the "sorry" maneuver.

I like john crowley too much to ever listen to that little big song lest it spoil things

lol, that's true ulysses

(Dance Video)

Has "I Took a Pill in Ibiza" made this thread yet?

I believe it was on last year's thread