I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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tarfumes, you were there when it happened. neil armstrong lands on the moon, 9/11, the opening of that debate

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:19 (eight years ago) link

clemenza too. all of us, tonight, together. amazing.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:20 (eight years ago) link

Nothing says "presidential" like "...did...did they say my name?"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:20 (eight years ago) link

ahhh what did i miss

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:21 (eight years ago) link

there's no way to proprly explain it. wait for the clip to go viral in about 2 minutes

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:22 (eight years ago) link

it involves carson not hearing his name called to walk out, so standing there awkwardly, then others getting called after him and walking around him while he still stands there on the side of the stage, then trump joining him, but they forget to call his name, so he stands there awkwardly as rubio comes out around them, then they tell carson to come out and he does, sorta, then they forget to call Kasich, then..something. it was like a pileup

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:23 (eight years ago) link

I gotta blame Carson for all of that, as much as I've come to love his Steven Wright-like demeanor.

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:24 (eight years ago) link

like, this is maybe 1% of the mayhem: https://vine.co/v/i1AeiKUrLmY

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:24 (eight years ago) link

carson definitely kicked off the process, but then they announced names out of order/forgot to call others too, i think

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:24 (eight years ago) link

well this back and forth over the cruz/carson "dropout" business has to be the most boring five minutes of any debate ever so maybe it balances out

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:29 (eight years ago) link

Did we really need a reprise of the Obama rant within two minutes from Rubio?

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:33 (eight years ago) link

wow rubio is really looking bad here imo. kinda just got sonned hard by chris christie and his answer was pretty much to repeat the same spiel he had a second before, looking nervous and voice cracking.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:33 (eight years ago) link

here we go, the full clip: http://gawker.com/republican-candidates-cant-even-get-walking-to-their-de-1757564618

the first 30 seconds in particular are among the greatest seconds i've ever witnessed

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:35 (eight years ago) link

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:37 (eight years ago) link

Wow

broderick f (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:41 (eight years ago) link

So jealous of American politics for this stuff, not so much yknow the rest

broderick f (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:42 (eight years ago) link

thanking you so much for that link. best two minutes of campaign television since that one anchor went on that long, long, long walk through the entire CNN studio or whatever to go ask some people in a room a question.

debate itself has gone limp since the christie/rubio throwdown but that was obviously a rare peak.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link

Rubio pretty much did short-circuit back there

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:47 (eight years ago) link

after watching that i feel like a high school QB getting carried around on shoulders after the championship game, BUT he knows that he blew his knee out on the final play. my point is that the rest of my life will never approach that moment, and now he has to move on

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:48 (eight years ago) link

oh my fucking god did I just bust a gut watching taht link

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:51 (eight years ago) link

Rubio: Barack Obama views America as an arrogant global power...

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:53 (eight years ago) link

carson <3 <3 <3

lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:55 (eight years ago) link

RU-BI!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

bangarang

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 February 2016 01:55 (eight years ago) link

Cruz sounded very much like a man with no heart chuckling over the line that he has no heart.

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:00 (eight years ago) link

Goldwater's ghost just stamped on a hat angrily

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:03 (eight years ago) link

I can't get enough of Christie's attacks on Rubio

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:04 (eight years ago) link

Christie vents all his bile on Rubio, Trump saves his for Bush. I'm surprised Trump would start baiting the audience.

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:07 (eight years ago) link

that booing at trump reminded me of wrestling so much

Mordy, Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:08 (eight years ago) link

college Repubs are the worst

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:09 (eight years ago) link

Omg the clowns cant even get out of the car. That was the greatest.

Xxxp

Οὖτις, Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:11 (eight years ago) link

Mitt Romney looks positively Founding Father like compared to this crop

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:14 (eight years ago) link

that one anchor went on that long, long, long walk through the entire CNN studio or whatever to go ask some people in a room a question.

this was megyn kelly, on fox, going to ask some people in a room a question in order to get karl rove to accept the outcome of the election -- just saying it was even more epochal than you remember. this was incredible too of course.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:14 (eight years ago) link

that Bush-Trump exchange will be a game changer

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:15 (eight years ago) link

Rubio unaware of the Necessary and Proper Clause

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link

ahhhhhhh yes, thank you dlh

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:21 (eight years ago) link

Just from a Republican perspective, I don't think Rubio's Obama Knows Exactly What He's Doing line is going to get him very far.

Jesus, he's at it again as I type...

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:22 (eight years ago) link

Boo-bio

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:22 (eight years ago) link

Grow More Millionaires! collect the whole set!

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link

this fucking automaton

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link

businex tax rate

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:25 (eight years ago) link

this is the Rambo "they didn't let us win" speech

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:28 (eight years ago) link

Rubio doing such a great job on his Freshman Introduction to Communications speech

gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:31 (eight years ago) link

did jeb bush just say that the lesson of history is that "if you bomb something" and don't have a plan in place for what happens afterwards, bad things will happen?

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:35 (eight years ago) link

Carson's where Perry was in his last couple of '12 debates--he's just there to clown around and throw out self-deprecating laugh lines.

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:38 (eight years ago) link

Pretty much why I'm on ILX, come to think of it.

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:39 (eight years ago) link

trump pledges to bring back waterboarding and...what it was "a hell of a lot worse"? "much worse"? something like that.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:40 (eight years ago) link

Cruz: Executive power has been the preferred avenue of Barack Obama.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:42 (eight years ago) link

Worse than waterboarding = listening to another recitation of Rubio's Obama rant.

clemenza, Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:42 (eight years ago) link

lol

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:43 (eight years ago) link

so how's this debate?

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 7 February 2016 02:43 (eight years ago) link


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