I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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A shining border upon a hill.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:18 (eight years ago) link

hmm, borderline hot.

http://i.imgur.com/iUdh8V6.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:25 (eight years ago) link

I feel compelled to re-post what I posted just before Saturday's debate began, just because it's as close to prophetic as I ever get:

I just want rubio's circuitry to go haywire onstage, his eyeballs spinning, smoke coming out his ears, over and over repeating "This administration this administration this administration"

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:37 (eight years ago) link

wow lol, nailed it there.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:41 (eight years ago) link

Good one, dude.

http://i.imgur.com/WzSuGy8.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:42 (eight years ago) link

Sounds like Christie may drop out--cancelling his SC events (where he now doesn't qualify for the debate), going home, presumably for more than a change of clothes.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:43 (eight years ago) link

just wanted to say that Kasich's hilarious toneless "There's magic in this campaign" made me expect a followup of "The magic of narcolepsy."

btw i read a refresher on his history re gay rights legislation and he's a shit.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:48 (eight years ago) link

hates women too!

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:49 (eight years ago) link

wau -- Hillary lost by 21 points, according to the latest

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:51 (eight years ago) link

as a female candidate you can't echo that anger in the same way. you just can't get up there and sound angry. it doesn't work

This is why my early candidate of choice in 2012 was Roseanne. She made it work.

obv "kicking the shit out of her" is bad, but i still think it's generally just a few jerkwads on the internetz. Elections steeped in fight/boxing metaphors, and even tho women were nowhere in sight (except Beyonce), 200 million Americans just watched a massive gladiatorial brain-damage spectacle.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:51 (eight years ago) link

i'll pour one out for christie just for the rubio smackdowns in the last debate. that was much appreciated. now get on back there to NJ, where they also hate you, get on now

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:52 (eight years ago) link

he will dispel with those calls to drop out

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:56 (eight years ago) link

"wau -- Hillary lost by 21 points, according to the latest"

Danish vote not decisive in NH

salthigh, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link

The states with the smallest populations of Danish Americans are as follows:

West Virginia - 1,317
Delaware - 1,585
Rhode Island - 1,811
Vermont - 2,522
Mississippi - 2,617

can't imagine NH is much different than VT.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 04:01 (eight years ago) link

i believe per 'Dick Nixon', Jeb! being in a near-tie w/ Cruz = survivability.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 04:06 (eight years ago) link

sanders has said a few times now, when asked about his health, "I have good endurance", and man is that becoming clear (that speech tonight, sheesh). the thing that strikes me about him is that his energy feels unforced -he's "playing within himself", whereas Hillary feels like she's pushing herself to a certain level of intensity (to match the energy of Bernie's rallies?). this is all very nebulous, gut-level perception, but I feel like she could burn herself out by the time of the convention.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 04:19 (eight years ago) link

btw i read a refresher on his history re gay rights legislation and he's a shit.

yup. it says something about people's memories and the ceaseless awfulness of the GOP primary season that kasich qualifies as 'moderate' to many people.

pataki was the only credible centrist in the race and he never got off the ground.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 04:20 (eight years ago) link

@ggreenwald
Sanders tonight won every demographic group: except for people earning more than $200,000, who voted for Clinton

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 04:22 (eight years ago) link

@dick_nixon

For a man of such considerable political skill, President Clinton has never been good at hiding his anger in public. Even when he's silent.

I don't believe the rumors about Rubio's marriage and his preferences. But if someone wanted to exploit it, South Carolina is the place.

Chris Matthews is the kid who ran away to join the circus and has done it for so long that he forgets other people get up and go to work.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 04:24 (eight years ago) link

so is rubio cooked or what?

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 04:43 (eight years ago) link

close?

Sanders needs to bulk up his yakkin' on foreign policy:

http://theweek.com/articles/604307/bernie-sanders-needs-serious-about-foreign-policy

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 04:44 (eight years ago) link

Ben Carson (2.3%) is barely beating "Other" (1.7%)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 05:25 (eight years ago) link

The Gilmorementum is rolling with 119 votes

JoeStork, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 05:28 (eight years ago) link

Ben Carson (2.3%) is barely beating "Other" (1.7%)

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, February 10, 2016 1:25 AM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the other really getting creamed in this republican race

bloat laureate (schlump), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 06:19 (eight years ago) link

niiiice

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 06:24 (eight years ago) link

pretty fucking amazed at gilmore getting over a hundred votes though. results still trickling in; bush is like two gilmores behind cruz in the who'll-take-third-place struggle. rubio seems pretty much locked in for fifth.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 06:28 (eight years ago) link

That Week piece surprised me. 99% of the time when a candidate "needs to get serious about foreign policy" it means he/she "needs to tell us who we're going to invade/bomb next."

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 11:13 (eight years ago) link

well it only makes sense to differentiate yourself from the hawk.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 11:59 (eight years ago) link

"prediction markets," per CNN, have Sanders at 28% as nominee; unthinkable a month ago.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 12:10 (eight years ago) link

i confess that i do follow the horse race aspects of the election more than i engage with the issues, but for me it's mostly a coping mechanism to try and deal with the fact that no american who's not a billionaire has any meaningful say in the political process in this nation, that really i have about as much ability to affect the ultimate outcome as our danish friend does. yeah, i'm super mad about the massive injustices in this country, but all the anger is going to accomplish is to give me a cerebrovascular accident.

diana krallice (rushomancy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 12:42 (eight years ago) link

his probability on the markets hasn't moved much since mid-january, but way up since xmas, xp

http://i.imgur.com/zH6ysUv.png

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 13:44 (eight years ago) link

can't believe carson is still in the race honestly.

akm, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 14:28 (eight years ago) link

Given his entrance in last week's debate, I'm given to believe that Carson has the tenacity and the incomplete grasp on reality to keep running for president even long past the actual election.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 14:36 (eight years ago) link

I expect "Carly" to retire to a HP graveyard in the next couple days.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 14:42 (eight years ago) link

I don't know if NJ can survive a depressed, vengeful Christie returning from the campaign trail.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 14:59 (eight years ago) link

Noted some simmering right wing talking points questioning the health of Bill Clinton, of all things. Based I guess on his appearance on the campaign trail? Anyway, I wonder what a sick Bill would do for/to Hillary's campaign.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:05 (eight years ago) link

Ben Carson (2.3%) is barely beating "Other" (1.7%)

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, February 9, 2016 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when faced with this lineup of GOP candidates i would imagine "Other" has some appeal

uptown garfunkel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:07 (eight years ago) link

xp Possibly worried that if we elect Hillary, she'll be a heartbeat away from the presidency?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link

xp She'd win. And they'd have to leave his past alone, because that would suddenly be disrespectful.

jedi slimane (suzy), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link

No, no. A good woman would leave her professional life behind to nurse her sick husband back to health.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:10 (eight years ago) link

This is my only contribution to analysis of the NH primary:

https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/697175672100298752

its subtle brume (DJP), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:12 (eight years ago) link

Noted some simmering right wing talking points questioning the health of Bill Clinton, of all things.

These questions were on the front page of the New York Times last week so I don't know if they're really right wing talking points.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link

the NYT and the Clintons do not have a cozy relationship, eephus

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:17 (eight years ago) link

https://iemweb.biz.uiowa.edu/graphs/graph_RCONV16.cfm

"other" is leading the IEM

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link

lol DJP

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:33 (eight years ago) link

i don't like this new hamster dance director's cut

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:56 (eight years ago) link

omg pplains

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:57 (eight years ago) link

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soref, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:57 (eight years ago) link

READY FOR RAGGETT

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link


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