I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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what is the etymology of 'dextrosphere', a term i had not previously encountered

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link

From "dexter", Latin for "right"

petulant dick master (silby), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:33 (eight years ago) link

Presumably a back formation from "rightosphere"

petulant dick master (silby), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:34 (eight years ago) link

How many of you don't like a Trump Presidency because you're afraid gangs of his supporters will beat you up? It's had to cross your mind a little bit.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:35 (eight years ago) link

in fact it has not

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:36 (eight years ago) link

ty silbs

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:36 (eight years ago) link

How many of you don't like a Trump Presidency because you're afraid gangs of his supporters will beat you up? It's had to cross your mind a little bit.

I don't look Muslim, so no.

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:47 (eight years ago) link

in fact it has not

maybe it's my own imagination going crazy. i like to imagine that after trump is elected president america will instantly turn into a dystopia. roving bands of trump followers hassling people on the streets. burning trash fires. always have to look over your shoulder. i think it would be pretty cool.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:48 (eight years ago) link

i think they made a movie about it actually, Back to the Future 2

larry appleton, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:49 (eight years ago) link

I've kind of been assuming that it would become easier to decide whether to move back to Canada.

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:52 (eight years ago) link

yea tbh it would be pretty exhilarating

flappy bird, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:00 (eight years ago) link

i didn't know Sund4r had migrated south!

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:31 (eight years ago) link

Ted Cruz, ladies and gentlemen.

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/702304168245985287

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link

^^Nevada caucus results, eventually

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:59 (eight years ago) link

can someone set fire to the building pls

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:09 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC6pjYqmt4

I can't tell if this is serious or satire.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:11 (eight years ago) link

Ric Flair for Presidetn

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:37 (eight years ago) link

Ha ha; Facebook informs me that Trump's slogan MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN anagrams to I AM A TACKIER MEGA-REAGAN.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:39 (eight years ago) link

I don't often feel sympathy for Clinton, but playing a Colbert clip during a town hall while she sits there watching? That made me squirm.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:42 (eight years ago) link

xpost hahahahahaha

that's some Bible Code shit right there

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:42 (eight years ago) link

it's funny how money change a sit-you-ay-SHUN

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:46 (eight years ago) link

American gettin fucked out they green by a white boy

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:54 (eight years ago) link

with NO VASELINE

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:54 (eight years ago) link

Lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:02 (eight years ago) link

go on....

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:05 (eight years ago) link

commas are for liberals

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:12 (eight years ago) link

Don't Nominate, Reagan, They Said!

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:14 (eight years ago) link

http://41.media.tumblr.com/0532dd87d8d9aeba2a1ff6906f28227a/tumblr_nuue2ifCRd1r4rdsro1_500.jpg

Oh, come on. these are just so dumb. i mean, then who would have been the guy Biff always beat up on

http://i.imgur.com/XK1NTJv.jpg

oh. right.

pplains, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:17 (eight years ago) link

lol

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link

apparently the Nevada caucus is a mess:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nevada-caucus-problems_us_56cd1530e4b041136f18c090?msi0y66r

and of course it drew these lovely people:

https://twitter.com/TheFriddle/status/702316134008119297

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:27 (eight years ago) link

(xpost) West Virginia politics has changed a lot in the last 36 years.

Liquid Plejades, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:27 (eight years ago) link

man I'm guessing Merkindome is probably gonna keep his chompers shut about this one

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:37 (eight years ago) link

the votes are in - Spiro T Agnew declared victor

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:39 (eight years ago) link

i'm going to guess the margin of victory is going to be large enough that a victor will still be declared tonight but God am I looking forward to the shitstorm that's gonna come out of this

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:42 (eight years ago) link

trigger warning - Jesus fucking christ

https://twitter.com/AaronDFordNV/status/702335062851727362/photo/1

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:50 (eight years ago) link

They could be protesting Trump

larry appleton, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:55 (eight years ago) link

i'm sure that'll be the narrative he tries to sell ("they were plants! Cruz paid them!"), but I doubt it

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 03:57 (eight years ago) link

This is hilarious

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:02 (eight years ago) link

Well ok not the kkk stuff ugh

Xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:04 (eight years ago) link

the "not having enough ballots, voting twice, no caucus site set up" shit is hilarious for sure

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:06 (eight years ago) link

i'm sure that'll be the narrative he tries to sell ("they were plants! Cruz paid them!"), but I doubt it

no way, haven't you been paying attention to his campaign? he'll shrug give a smug smile and say something like "my supporters are passionate" or more likely "i didn't ask them for their support," or something like that. calling them cruz plants would be totally off-brand

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:25 (eight years ago) link

heh, good point!

you are no man. take the balls. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 04:27 (eight years ago) link

acc to msnbc entrance polling hispanics prefered trump to rubio 44% to 29%

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 05:35 (eight years ago) link

That's sobering

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 05:41 (eight years ago) link

Van Jones is freaking out

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 05:45 (eight years ago) link

And who can blame him

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 05:46 (eight years ago) link


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