I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

I've kind of been assuming that it would become easier to decide whether to move back to Canada.

yea tbh it would be pretty exhilarating

i didn't know Sund4r had migrated south!

Ted Cruz, ladies and gentlemen.

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/702304168245985287

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=2016%20nevada%20caucus&eob=m.059_c/R/2/short/m.059_c/

^^Nevada caucus results, eventually

can someone set fire to the building pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC6pjYqmt4

I can't tell if this is serious or satire.

Ric Flair for Presidetn

Ha ha; Facebook informs me that Trump's slogan MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN anagrams to I AM A TACKIER MEGA-REAGAN.

I don't often feel sympathy for Clinton, but playing a Colbert clip during a town hall while she sits there watching? That made me squirm.

xpost hahahahahaha

that's some Bible Code shit right there

http://www.crnewsinc.com/national/images/Trumpzilla.png

it's funny how money change a sit-you-ay-SHUN

American gettin fucked out they green by a white boy

with NO VASELINE

Lol

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12743508_10204429521697302_2618558851992178537_n.jpg?oh=05c0ef65034ea665ce59ae1b93e1d95a&oe=575194B6

go on....

commas are for liberals

Don't Nominate, Reagan, They Said!

http://41.media.tumblr.com/0532dd87d8d9aeba2a1ff6906f28227a/tumblr_nuue2ifCRd1r4rdsro1_500.jpg

Oh, come on. these are just so dumb. i mean, then who would have been the guy Biff always beat up on

http://i.imgur.com/XK1NTJv.jpg

oh. right.

lol

apparently the Nevada caucus is a mess:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nevada-caucus-problems_us_56cd1530e4b041136f18c090?msi0y66r

and of course it drew these lovely people:

https://twitter.com/TheFriddle/status/702316134008119297

(xpost) West Virginia politics has changed a lot in the last 36 years.

man I'm guessing Merkindome is probably gonna keep his chompers shut about this one

the votes are in - Spiro T Agnew declared victor

i'm going to guess the margin of victory is going to be large enough that a victor will still be declared tonight but God am I looking forward to the shitstorm that's gonna come out of this

trigger warning - Jesus fucking christ

https://twitter.com/AaronDFordNV/status/702335062851727362/photo/1

They could be protesting Trump

i'm sure that'll be the narrative he tries to sell ("they were plants! Cruz paid them!"), but I doubt it

This is hilarious

Well ok not the kkk stuff ugh

Xp

the "not having enough ballots, voting twice, no caucus site set up" shit is hilarious for sure

http://40.media.tumblr.com/84838259b70ac5f061f49075277860ea/tumblr_nsstjsLCCf1trx9e2o1_1280.jpg

i'm sure that'll be the narrative he tries to sell ("they were plants! Cruz paid them!"), but I doubt it

no way, haven't you been paying attention to his campaign? he'll shrug give a smug smile and say something like "my supporters are passionate" or more likely "i didn't ask them for their support," or something like that. calling them cruz plants would be totally off-brand

heh, good point!

acc to msnbc entrance polling hispanics prefered trump to rubio 44% to 29%

That's sobering

Van Jones is freaking out

And who can blame him

start to get excited for pres trump

100% going to happen

acc to msnbc entrance polling hispanics prefered trump to rubio 44% to 29%

― Mordy, Wednesday, February 24, 2016 12:35 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's sobering

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous),

This didn't sound right. A reporter friend of a friend wrote, "The total size of the Nevada GOP caucus is about 37,000 people. Nine percent of that is Latino/Hispanic, which means 3330 people. Forty six percent of that is 1531 people. The total Latino/Hispanic population of Nevada, meanwhile, is 373,970. So we're talking 0.4% of all Latino/Hispanic people in Nevada, which statistically speaking, is NONE OF THEM."

But the 1531 people are a sample of the population? Statistically speaking

a sample of the population who happen to be enthusiastic about voting in the Republican caucus

The sample of the Hispanic people exit polled was likely in the hundreds meaning a huuuuuge margin of sampling error.

Plus Hispanic voters make up like 8 percent of registered Republicans so while it still would have some significance in the GOP nom if Hispanic voters eschewed one of their own for Trump, hardly means much for the Gen Elec.

"Marco Rubio's a nice young man, right?" Trump asked members of the audience. "I can't hit him, he hasn't hit me. No, no, he has not hit me. I'm treating him nicely."

But, Trump warned, "When he hits me, oh is he going to be hit."

Not to be confused with the guy he wanted to punch in the face.

do the Bern thing

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/23/spike-lee-bernie-sanders-south-carolina-primary-voters

He talks to his supporters like they're his pet pitbulls.

I'm not looking forward to a cruel and unusual president.