I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

i think part of what was funny too was that rubio's bottle was that like tiny 6oz thing

ambitious young republicans fucking up the state of the union responce is an excellent american tradition imo

usually he prefers a sippy cup

xp

ha definitely xp

it was also the way he attempted to keep his eyes on the camera lens

nikki haley's bug-eyed alien transmission thing was pretty great this year

Nixon sweated just as much and never had this sissy waterbottle option

http://i.imgur.com/go08flz.jpg

this sort of thing comes off better as an offhanded zing than a vendetta, trump not used to ppl talking back

my favorite part is that little pause right before, like "should I do it, aw heck sure"

he wants that water so bad the whole time

just gimmie the lil sip i need it

Trump winning and tapping Christie as AG is terrifying

Would have been better if he turned around and had a sip facing away from the camera miles davis style

someone must have told him "whatever you do don't break eye contact with the camera"

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or just give the whole speech that way

IMO he should have been behind a podium where he could store water, then the whole process wouldn't have looked as desperate.

Or he could have worn one of those CamelBak things with the drinking tube and kept it near his lapel.

should've delivered it from an inflatable chair in a swimming pool

a la Chris Holmes from WASP in DOWCII

http://i.imgur.com/ofAY1im.png

or they could have just hooked him up to an IV drip that was out of shot.

i'll never understand why they don't have the SOTU responders deliver in a room with a sympathetic audience and multiple cameras. it's a fakeass 'tradition' anyway, do it how you want!

ya srsly

Agree that it's fakeass - I think it's supposed to look like you just came out of hearing the speech and you're giving your extemporaneous reaction. When of course the speech was written long before and the responder has been doing nothing but preparing for it for days.

Are they making changes to the speech as the SOTU progresses? Because if not, it seems the best approach would be to pre-tape the thing.

it's supposed to not bury the person giving it under gales of laughter

"Tonight, the response to the State of the Union address will be delivered by theoretical physicist Dr. Sheldon Cooper."

taht would b e rad

Certain more humanlike displays of empathy and emotion

First of all, I'm sorry. Second, I'm slightly tipsy.

My choir is going to record a cd of Danish lyrical songs, but we're having the lyrics translated into English. And the translations haven't been finished yet, but we have to rehearse, so there are empty spots in some of the songs, and we've begun to just sing 'Trump' 'Donald' or 'Donald Trump' depending on the space. Anyway, one of the songs, it fitted pretty well, so I changed it until nearly all of it made sense. It's about a nightingale, and DC is Denmark.

Along the east coast shoreline are towns of glass arrayed
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
Where angry men are yelling beneath the tower shade
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

Like golden bells that sing as the dew falls on a dump
Do-nald Trumo
(Donald Trump)
In evening shade is ranting the tender Donald Trump
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

The pretty yelling sounding in northern summer eve
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
Enchants the soul and gathers your list’ners to believe
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

This image I have carried within me on my way
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
For you have quite entranced me, your words I must obey
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

My precious fellow being, you have enraptured me
Do-nald Trump
(Donald Trump)
And always I shall love you, and love you utterly
Your law, dearest Donald Trump
rings through the halls of DC

And no, it isn't that much better with nightingale.

dunno what 'all but' means or where this even comes from, but

@EWErickson
Christie staff all but admits Christie hit Rubio in the NH debate to help Trump.

i think he's just talking shit

If he's trying to buddy up to Trump, this is a good way to spin his swatting Rubio. But this is retrospective and self-serving, and so very suspect.

http://i66.tinypic.com/ruspcz.jpg

it was all part of a master plan to help his good friend not a desperate last ditch attempt to salvage the only dream hes ever had

i feel like i and the ppl i know don't lie as much as these ppl do. it's sort of shocking

sounds like something a liar would say

ive never lied i think its bad

i'm not saying i've never lied, but this election cycle the republicans seem to be doing it all the fucking time in a way that jumps out

trump said he heard unemployment was at 42 percent

not to be all faux naif about it but still, when you step back

ha, these replies are lolzy

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/703343768292954113

well he did, treeship

just now when he said it

alec baldwin otm there imo, gets less otm after that.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcHdfSEVAAAJzCY.jpg

ha, these replies are lolzy

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/703343768292954113

― goole, Friday, February 26, 2016 5:39 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya lot a reasonable suggestions there

Kanye is a good one

The more I think about it, the more plausible it becomes that Trump is basing his whole campaign straight out of the WWE (aka WWF) playbook.

kanye is... unrealistic