Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

i've seen his cnn show once, when he interviewed ellen barkin. he was like the most obnoxious leering dude, she was so uncomfortable.

hey guys Hello, buglers! John Oliver has a weekly show, "Last Week Tonight"

in non-late night tv news,

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcfVtZpUcAAzHpD.jpg

(sorry for largeness)

he's a uniter, not a viable candidate

I like how he doesn't capitalize Democratic.

Aw, that's just so gosh darned CUTE!

He's "concerned with the lack of civility."

Don't you just want to hug the stuffing out of him?

no

He could probably make that even more emphatic with an image of the cherries and the bananas and the pears in a fruit salad co-existing peacefully.

Is this meeting also going to happen in a closet?

Apart from the lower-case d, he apparently didn't get the memo that you're supposed to call the opponent "the democrat party."

demoncrat

LIEberal!

carson is def planning to stab the remaining GOP contestants in his closet meeting

Dude has no idea he's in a den of wolves I guess

they're all gonna look at each other's hands

American People

Upthread, Collardio G. suggested Trump was rocking something like a pseudo-jewish vibe, by virtue of being a brash new yawker:

Trump would be our first Jewish president (if by "Jewish" we mean all those traits goy culture traditionally ascribes to the big-city Jew).

Not sure about that, but please to check out Minister Farrakhan praising Trump for resisting the siren call of those filthy, scheming Jews:

http://gawker.com/louis-farrakhan-praises-trump-for-his-independence-from-1762138413?

When you're down with the Klan AND Nation of Islam, these are strange days indeed. Most peculiar, momma.

They're at a Trump event on CNN right now, and "Tiny Dancer"'s playing in the hall. I remember another event where Trump came out to "Revolution." I'd be curious as to how many cease-and-desist orders they're getting on a daily basis.

When you're down with the Klan AND Nation of Islam, these are strange days indeed.

not really. they both espouse racialist, essentially separatist ideologies -- in a way they are compatible.

not unlike the white supremacists who supported various "back to africa" movements in the 19th and early 20th centuries

A lot of times intolerant dickhead get along with one another

Buchanan in 2000 had Fulani and Duke backing him, so the weird mix is not unprecedented.

A lot of times intolerant dickhead get along with one another

― Treeship, Tuesday, March 1, 2016 4:06 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this used to be the GOP motto, i think.

Some things transcend ideology

Tiny Dancer more like Tiny Hands Sir

Well done.

winner

from the Shitlantic:

"The Republican presidential candidate (Carson) wants to convene a meeting of the candidates out of concern over a “lack of civility” in the GOP primary race, his campaign announced on Tuesday."

lol welcome to politics bitch

V good

i imagine the other candidates giving carson a wedgie during that "meeting"

"c'mon guys, gimme back my day planner"

Is this meeting also going to happen in a closet?

― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 21:41 (1 hour ago) Permalink

i legit lolled for a full minute

i thought the john oliver thing was funny. sorry britishers.

ISIS is endorsing Trump

VA and GA called for Clinton. VT called for Sanders (duh)

exit polls closer than expected for Vermont. Virginia too close to call.

I'm sure this all goes according to plan but y'know....

for Repubs obv I'm speaking

talking about britishers, why did the illustrator draw carson wearing a british tie here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/2016-election/primaries/super-tuesday-preview/republican/

this "projected winner with 1% reporting" stuff is so weird

is that a british tie? it's just red stripes

for reference, cruz is wearing an american tie

xxpost when you lead by 50 percentage points, and the exit polls concur, it's fairly easy. such as how htey always call California in the last few elections minutes after the polls close

https://twitter.com/NewsHour/status/704824251979726848

LOL alaska

who can blame them when they're floating way down in the middle of Mexico like that.

exit polls reportedly showing Kasich ahead in Vermont according to FiveThirtyEight

saying that 4 candidates might get delegates tonight if the cards fall right and that a lot of the races are closer than expected.

more interesting from a 'numbers geek' standpoint but hey i'm on a train this is my entertainment

they can see putin from there u know

in a shock to nobody, Georgia called for Trump.

get that Confederate vote

Not just from a numbers perspective. The more winners the less likely ppl drop out to help consolidate the field

We can't believe this classic troll! Putin moves "The Motherland Calls" statue to the Bering Strait, facing east!!

Why is Trump holding a press conference tonight? That seems unusual on a big primary night. Maybe this is the big "So long, suckers" moment he's been working up to all along.

Kidding, but I am perplexed. I read something about a big endorsement, but that doesn't go along with a press conference, does it? Maybe it has something to do with KKK damage-control.