Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

xp not really, sanders has been winning white voters in most states (incl SC iirc??)

"it just goes to show you guys that if you work hard and apply yourself, you can get beaten by an old curmudgeonly white guy"

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please tell me the remaining 40% of Virginia is largely Beltway votes

Vermont reporting moving at a snails pace

538 had oklahoma as a toss-up

what else do they have to do tonight

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xpost yeah that apprently Cruz was slightly ahead in exit polls?

i meant on the dem side

oh

First MA results looking good for Sanders

i promise i am not trying to spin anyone with this comment: it seems to me like bernie needs to do significantly better in ok, mass places than just like 50/50 even if he collects a few more delegates bc hillary is winning lopsidedly in all these other states and most [all?] of them are apportioned proportionately

Yeah, tbh, I didn't know TX had almost 2.5 times as many delegates as MA.

The first 1% of the MA results are a lot better than 50/50, though, although it probably doesn't mean much yet.

i promise i am not trying to spin anyone with this comment: it seems to me like bernie needs to do significantly better in ok, mass places than just like 50/50 even if he collects a few more delegates bc hillary is winning lopsidedly in all these other states and most [all?] of them are apportioned proportionately

― Mordy, Tuesday, March 1, 2016 8:15 PM (3 minutes ago)

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/bernie-sanders-doesnt-need-momentum-he-needs-to-win-these-states/

btw keep in mind that the first few percentage points of precints are pretty meaningless

Yeah, the numbers are already a lot more even.

yeah it all depends on the makeup of the earliest districts.

which sites are the best/most up to date reporting the returns? Washington Post is criminally behind CNN, but I haven't tried many others yet.

i've tried a bunch and CNN seems to be fine, plus they show them all on the same screen

You should all know that Hills is in Miami and she didn't invite me to her party.

https://twitter.com/skoczela/status/704839420579553280

you can "vote" "no preference" in MA?

Hope Trump runs the table except for Texas. I want to luxuriate in the full-scale Republican panic tomorrow, which will even eclipse anything thus far.

Kasich running behind Carson in any of these contests blows my mind

he's just trolling at this point. he himself even predicted a Trump sweep and was like "ahh mean I'm just here for the booze and tail".

ok maybe a little artistic license on the second half

So Clinton has a slogan now--an answer song, like "Sweet Home Alabama." It's already kind of annoying.

Cruz officially projected for Texas now (no surprise).

Virginia loss for Rubio not horrible since they're a proportionate delegate and not winner take all (but still a blow to his widdle ego)

sanders speech earlier sounded like they believed the race was over

clinton speech sounds like they read closely this

http://www.democracycorps.com/attachments/article/1025/Dcor_RPP_Memo_2.29.2016_FOR%20RELEASE.pdf

which, if any, will be the first state rubio wins? hawaii?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0e2jN2D7Kg

Minnesota, maybe.

Lol rubio cant win a single fucking state

every time cnn puts up their key race alert thing i just think

MAJOR KEY ALERT

they don't want you to take this to the convention

"ted cruz is having his victory party at the redneck country club.. that's the name of it, don't get mad at me for saying it"

Cruz wins Oklahoma! The wave begins!

Oh Hillary, I'm really trying with you, but ... "we're all in this together" is such an obvious Sanders rip-off. Couldn't you at least have reworded a little bit? "All for one, one for all" maybe? "El pueblo unido jamas sera vencido"? "No one can stop us now, tonight we're on the loose"?

That Jon King line was pretty funny--tomorrow he'll claim never to have heard of the Redneck Country Club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw

Sanders getting clobbered in Alabama

the whole south. annihilated.

gotta say, clinton used the party machine to her advantage in texas. all the local pols were in full force as surrogates.

that's what a party is for after all

i knowwww

"We were annihilated, George, we were annihilated."

xp oh no I didn't mean to be belittling D:

s'okay silby

there was definitely some grassroots bernie support in san antonio, but i never got the impression that they got much done. this was a less persistent bunch than the obama campaign 8 years ago.

it's worrisome just how conventional Hillary's rhetorical devices are. This wouldn't normally be a large concern, but this year...

Bison, bro, who has the time. South by is in less than a fortnight homes.

Clinton pulling away in MA now