Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

fuck that dork

Hillary Clinton/Chelsea Clinton

now we're talking

WAIT

Hillary Clinton/Karenna Gore

I'm really confused about all the Blue Dog Dems you guys want to fuck.

Bill would be great but he's Constitutionally ineligible.

shakes otm, villaraigosa was straight fire when he was elected and had the city in the palm of his hand for a brief period, and then he just blew it.

marred by various scandals, loathed by his constituents, continually putting his foot in his mouth, widely viewed as an opportunist, plus this:

After he left the mayor's office, Villaraigosa was involved in Campaign to Fix the Debt, a movement for entitlement reform to cut Social Security and Medicare, which Democratic strategist Nathan Ballard said is "not just touching the third rail — it’s an act of public self-immolation."

who was kidding? about what? i'm confused.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, March 3, 2016 1:42 PM (2 minutes ago)

about...mitt romney...or evan bayh...as VP. that was a joke, right?

Hillary Clinton/Jerry Benghazi

(no relation to the Benghazi incident, just a coincidence)

To be clear, I'm not endorsing the guys I named, just trying to figure out who she'd pick (if she doesn't lose to Sanders)...

Hillary Clinton/Grover Cleveland

While it is clear that under the Twelfth Amendment the original constitutional qualifications of age, citizenship, and residency apply to both the President and Vice President, it is unclear whether a two-term president could later serve as Vice President. Some argue that the Twenty-second Amendment and Twelfth Amendment bar any two-term president from later serving as Vice President as well as from succeeding to the presidency from any point in the United States presidential line of succession.[17] Others contend that the Twelfth Amendment concerns qualification for service, while the Twenty-second Amendment concerns qualifications for election, and thus a former two-term president is still eligible to serve as vice president.[18][19]

Hillary Clinton / George Clinton

^^^winner

Hillary Clinton/Debbie Stabenow

Hillary Clinton/Kal Penn

booker would be a really dumb pick, not only because he's a piece of shit but because he'd vacate his senate seat and chris christie would appoint his successor

Clinton/Flav

potentially a successor who was...born to run

i'm assuming o'malley is hoping he'd get consideration? maybe not

Sadly, George Clinton can no longer make Richard Pryor minister od education

Clinton/Geffen

Clinton/Nas

nor Sun Ra head of NASA xxp

Clinton/Winfrey

*drops mic*

somewhere I swear I saw something about Trump mentioning Oprah as possible VP

hey guys Trump is about to call Rommey a loser

no wai

somewhere I swear I saw something about Trump mentioning Oprah as possible VP

― the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Thursday, March 3, 2016 12:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, this was when he was first toying with the idea of running prior to the 2000 election.

🚨 https://twitter.com/DavMicRot/status/705465869749452800 🚨

oh man imagine Trump/Winfrey vs Clinton/DiCaprio

Sherrod is the Hill's Veep pick

so this 'carson should run for rubio's senate seat' thing -- is that serious or was it just a way to get him out of the presidential race

CNN banner as i left lunch was DONALD TRUMP TO RETURN FIRE AT ROMNEY

where are these brave GOPers willing to be Aaron Burr

The Trump crowd is shouting "we love you" at him

CNN article from '99 mentioning the Oprah veep pick. Makes for a very interesting time capsule on a number of levels.

I missed why everyone hates Cory Booker.

Romney:

"We will only really know if he’s a real deal or a phony if he releases his tax returns and the tape of his interview with The New York Times. I predict that there are more bombshells in his tax returns. I predict that he doesn’t give much, if anything, to the disabled and to our veterans. I predict that he told The New York Times that his immigration talk is just that — talk."

Christie has fun with "people on the internet"

http://gawker.com/chris-christie-on-obvious-hostage-video-i-wasnt-being-1762674155

Cruz has been mentioning it but I don't know what it refers to xp

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bensmith/trump-tape

okay i googled my way to some clarity. what a fucking world.

john cassidy theorized that they think trump, as a new york city real estate developer, has mob ties. he also theorized that if trump does, they're unlikely to appear in his tax returns

If I were the Mexican president, I would demand America build a wall to keep Americans in.

I missed why everyone hates Cory Booker.

old (2013) but still true

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jun/11/cory-booker-newark-neoliberal-egomaniac

not much on his

...Senate career cuz he really hasnt done much

Listening to trump speaking rn. It's just bragging.

re: booker, there's also this: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/05/19/schooled

and this: http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/12/the-cory-booker-show/266271/

Basically people think he is mainly good at getting national headlines as a rising star while doing a shitty job actually listening to and serving his constituents