Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

fox news debate on now

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America, man. Maybe we are this dumb.

has to be the first time in history that a presidential candidate bragged about his penis size in a debate

BRAGGIN2016

America loves when its presidential candidates make dick jokes.

Oh, god...Trump says everything's just fine with the hands and with everything else.

Cruz alternates between looking defeated and totally amazed at Trump

lbj would have whipped it out

this is just unbelievable

kasich is too boring for this bloodfest

wtf is Rubio doing flamenco?

this republican primary season has been the slowest most excruciating trainwreck to watch and somehow again and again my shock and surprise at the state of the race is renewed

cannot even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

Took Trump about 10 minutes (after pulling back on "Little Marco") to go back to Little Marco.

I still think it's not too late for Flavor Flav to jump into this race

Rubio looks like he's running for class president

you know what, I regret that quip. shame on me for besmirching Flavor's name like that.

holy shit they are challenging him with graphics is this new???

fox news going in on trump

do GOP voters care that trump knows nothing about policy

james fallows' head is exploding

who is that

it is impossible for me to believe that there is a single human watching this and thinking they really want to vote for trump but then
https://twitter.com/ByronYork/status/705579962460413952

All this "businessman" is a reminder that Republican = businessmen during the Reagan era, and Trump's kind of doing a more successful version of what Romney tried to do, with a dollop of Pat Buchanan thrown in.

when is Byron York gonna get that his long hair went out with Bennington and Bret Easton Ellis in 1987?

"chief political correspondent"

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megyn kelly looking p fierce tonight

That defense of off-the-record conversations was more nimble than any of the other imbeciles to his left and right onstage could've managed.

just realized that rubio's cadence sounds like dirk diggler

Is the booing directed at the moderators or the candidates? It's hard to tell sometimes. I think these people just enjoy booing.

is rubio sick or something? he looks terrible

this crowd is fucking insane

they can't land punches on him bc they're the same sleazebags just in more dressed up language

I gotta say, fox has really mastered this province of showbiz

https://twitter.com/JoeDebald/status/705582445240909827

Yeah the gross thing (clearly with the off the record thing) is that as awful as he is, Trump is just straight up better at this stuff than these other chumps.

absolutely

lol daria-g that's tight

dab on em

maybe rubio shld try

This feels like the end for Rubio. He's even losing his voice.

starting this fall: "The Season"

rubio looks like he'd give anything to punch a smaller guy in the face

lol

during the ISIS question, i'm pretty sure that was the sound of various factions of the crowd arguing with each other

Kasich should just tack his résumé up and vacate the stage. (I realize he's stuck in a no-win situation.)

clearly they've got a screen somewhere in there so that ppl in the crowd can see when they're on tv, so now i'm just watching the background shots when the moderators are talking to see who's making faces

i think he has the best hand motions

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Would be funny if the knuckleheads in the audience were actually anti-Trump, acting as over-the-top hooligans.

"if i say do it, they're gonna do it. that's what leadership is all about."