Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

dab on em

maybe rubio shld try

This feels like the end for Rubio. He's even losing his voice.

starting this fall: "The Season"

rubio looks like he'd give anything to punch a smaller guy in the face

lol

during the ISIS question, i'm pretty sure that was the sound of various factions of the crowd arguing with each other

Kasich should just tack his résumé up and vacate the stage. (I realize he's stuck in a no-win situation.)

clearly they've got a screen somewhere in there so that ppl in the crowd can see when they're on tv, so now i'm just watching the background shots when the moderators are talking to see who's making faces

i think he has the best hand motions

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Would be funny if the knuckleheads in the audience were actually anti-Trump, acting as over-the-top hooligans.

"if i say do it, they're gonna do it. that's what leadership is all about."

there's good middle school representation in the audience tonight

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"i've given my answer, lyin' ted, i've given my answer"

we are in a saloon in tombstone, arizona in 1871.

Little Marco and the Lyin' Kid.

Opening for Trump to ridicule Jeb.

lol i think there are like hundreds of middle schoolers at this debate taking selfies and snapchatting etc, did you see that girl in the background by megyn kelly dab again

yeah lol

what is dabbing?

all the kids are doing it grandad

it's funny there's hardly anytime to bash democrats, just trump and then he deflects

btw i can see how if you know nothing about anything -- politics, the world -- trump could seem convincing. too many americans don't know anything.

All these trump attacks are funny and some of them are otm but its too little too late

go megyn

i swear there are rich republicans that think trump'll just 'hire the right people.' he's already been purchasing politicians for years or whatever

"it was elevated to an A, it was elevated to an A"

megyn should run

Cruz is cracking me up

Governor Kasich, the human Linkedin account.

"...and the people don't dig you"--Trump as Allen Garfield in The Candidate.

"it's a minor civil case!" cracked me up

these dudes manage to simultaneously demonize hrc and increase her stature

A Trump-Clinton debate will be just as ugly, although I expect it'll be a different kind of ugly (i.e., there won't be Little Marco-type stuff).

i keep hearing it as "little marco stands at the lectern (little marco, little marco)"

Trump dickriders are kinda like the myopic mother who thinks her kid is adorable even he shits on the sidewalk.

And the rest of us just hope we don't get any cack on us

Kasich coming across so intelligent and adult in that school response you almost forget he's talking absolute horse shit.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/politics/donald-trump-small-hands-marco-rubio/index.html

hah, I'm with you, except would replace "even" with "because" xxp

Kasich's specialty!

Xxp

http://i.imgur.com/dFClT83.png

sorry so big (not like trump's hands)

*cut to* Eminem fist-pump in audience

Next debate they should do that childhood thing of pretending Trump is not in the room with them.

are there any black people in the audience?

GOP has banned them iirc

An impassioned plea for tolerance towards photographers.

lol yes

"we must be more tolerant of intolerance"

Cruz sounds like Ned Flanders