Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

And the rest of us just hope we don't get any cack on us

Kasich coming across so intelligent and adult in that school response you almost forget he's talking absolute horse shit.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/politics/donald-trump-small-hands-marco-rubio/index.html

hah, I'm with you, except would replace "even" with "because" xxp

Kasich's specialty!

Xxp

http://i.imgur.com/dFClT83.png

sorry so big (not like trump's hands)

*cut to* Eminem fist-pump in audience

Next debate they should do that childhood thing of pretending Trump is not in the room with them.

are there any black people in the audience?

GOP has banned them iirc

An impassioned plea for tolerance towards photographers.

lol yes

"we must be more tolerant of intolerance"

Cruz sounds like Ned Flanders

Kasich doublethink

a lone white Latin cross

"....banning some of the most popular firearms in America"--makes it sound like such a spoilsport thing to do.

Rubio! Two in a row.

let's just take a moment to remember that even the "best" of these guys is so many degrees removed from the reality of american history and politics that i don't see any hope for us.

shoutout 2 millenials

Love the Rubio disclaimer: "and I'm gonna repeat it again"--this is intentional, folks, nothing's malfunctioning, promise.

glad to hear "et cetera et cetera" finally used to describe goals in a debate

"We have breaking news, Senator Cruz. Your daughter has been kidnapped. What do you do?"

loved the "60 years of failed left-wing policies" crack when we've had 28 years (rough guess) of Republicans in that time span

And in the midst of war, the national debt, et cetera
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/705598496934633474

And in the midst of war, the national debt, et cetera
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera

and that's okay

remember that even the "best" of these guys is so many degrees removed from the reality of american history and politics that i don't see any hope for us

RIP Pataki

Damn, why do these gop debates always coincide w/Leafs games? I missed most of it :(

if you want to be a socialist country then move to a socialist country
great ok

Was going to post the same thing--countries within countries.

kasich:

well let me just say
the little engine that...can
when you're in the arena, you're in the arena

there's always internal exile

good luck usa

Rubio puts out ad that my pilot was a drug dealer- not true, not my pilot! Guy owned helicopter company- don't think I ever even used.

You guys what the hell did I just watch

amazing television, truly an exceptional democracy

it's a great democracy, a beautiful democracy, it's huge

terrific

trump talks so much it's crazy!

"Trump Steaks is gone! You've ruined these companies!"

And says nothing at the same time

Ramesh Ponnuru Retweeted

Megan McArdle
‎@asymmetricinfo

Trump’s claiming that he’s going to win New York State in the general. In related news, I am going to play shortstop for the Yankees.

Why did they all pledge to support Trump? It undercuts their criticism. They called him a con artist after all.

This was the first debate I watched and...uh...shit

Yeah i know. It's a relief to know that Donald Trump doesn't have a small dick.

seen on the facebook

"ask Chris Christie how big Trump's dick is. it's buried in his ass"

Flexibility

I don't see Christie as a bottom