Surely no one from Missouri will tweet something incredibly stupid this year: The 2016 St. Louis Cardinals

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kidtxter: woah
kidtxter: something jus happend
kidtxter: everybody got scared or someting
kidtxter: god i hate my dad

Karl Malone, Monday, 7 March 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link

A real hero for all of us who hate to stand up and walk around, and yet still want to make a difference

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 7 March 2016 22:30 (eight years ago) link

Dazedly Aims

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cardinals-already-have-an-in-house-shortstop

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link

i don't care that it's a pitcher talking about another member of his rotation:

https://twitter.com/vivaelbirdos/status/705783203689324545

:D

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 March 2016 00:40 (eight years ago) link

BP podcast Cards preview today featured Dayn Perry describing Matheny's dugout 'optics' as "What do I do now?"

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=28627

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 March 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/ruben-tejada-inevitable-cardinal/

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:14 (eight years ago) link

sorry to dwell on this, but

why is yadi playing in games right now? he's been catching spring training games, and at least for the first few games, he was either lifted for a pinch hitter when it was his time to bat, or didn't swing the bat, which makes it obvious that his thumb isn't fully healed. since then, he's taken a few swings (he's 0 for 3 with three strikeouts and a sacrifice bunt). but why not just let him heal, roll with brayan pena for a couple months, and slowly bring yadi in sometime in June? it seems like they're actively trying to make his worst case scenario - a season ending aggravation of the thumb injury - come to pass

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 March 2016 01:59 (eight years ago) link

i'm guessing because he actively wanted to catch games

but, related: spring training is way too long and boring and getting worse all the time

mookieproof, Friday, 18 March 2016 02:09 (eight years ago) link

Yadi is basically the manager, he does what he wants these days.

Karl Malone, Friday, 18 March 2016 02:11 (eight years ago) link

I don't think you understand veteran leadership. It would have been very disrespectful to stop Holliday and Yadi from re-injuring themselves last year.

bnw, Friday, 18 March 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link

St. Louis Cardinals ✔ ‎@Cardinals
St. Louis Cardinals have signed INF Ruben Tejada to a one-year free agent contract. Will wear uniform No. 19.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 March 2016 17:34 (eight years ago) link

i try not to pay attention to spring training but they've looked absolutely awful out there recently. only won 1 of last 12 games, and 5 errors today

Karl Malone, Saturday, 26 March 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

looks like walden is out again. i was kind of hoping we'd get him for at least a month or two this year. on the plus side, it opens up a spot for matt bowman.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 March 2016 13:58 (eight years ago) link

opening day lineup, 2016:

Carpenter 3B
Pham LF
Holliday 1B
Grichuk CF
Piscotty RF
Molina C
Wong 2B
Gyorko SS
Wainwright P

Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 April 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

awesome challenge Mike

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:27 (eight years ago) link

Does this game COUNT??? I had no idea...

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 3 April 2016 17:42 (eight years ago) link

Tommy Pham to the DL, but Aledmys Diaz gets a promotion.

man, so disappointing about Pham.

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 April 2016 20:49 (eight years ago) link

2 games in and every question mark is being answered with a negative. ;_;

bnw, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 14:23 (eight years ago) link

i was only able to catch the first 2 innings but i read the recap and it sounds like they got matheny'd.

btw, why is wacha the #2 starter?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 14:25 (eight years ago) link

Matheny was terrible again. I mean there's a reason a team with one of the best records in the last 4 years has one of the worst in extra-innings. He still does this crap of removing the 3rd spot in the order for a relief pitcher. He brings in Adams to face a pitcher who kills lefties because........?

Wacha is an issue. Matheny's terrible line up construction is an issue. And aside from maybe Piscotty, none of the hitters look like a force or catalyst. They look very much like the team that was fading out in September.

One positive: Oh.

bnw, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 14:40 (eight years ago) link

Jenifer Langosch ‏@LangoschMLB
Marco Gonzales began feeling elbow discomfort 2-3 weeks ago. He's already seen #STLCards doctor; second opinion to come from Dr. ElAttrache.

yikes, could be another lost season for him. :-/ that leaves cooney and/or lyons as a replacement SP when someone goes down. plus reyes as a potential late-season option if he continues making good progress. oh, and after he serves his suspension that's more severe than what aroldis fucking chapman received

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:58 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cfd4c-OUMAA-CEq.jpg

(source)

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 April 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link

wow

that's just

i mean

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 April 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link

jfc

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 April 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link

for the second time in 5 games, matheny is benching grichuk. hazelbaker hit a HR so now he deserves starts instead of grichuk.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 April 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link

gotta go with the hot hand

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 April 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link

TJ for marco gonzales

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 April 2016 14:21 (eight years ago) link

offlirtion

Andy K, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

Hazelbaker?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link

Jaime dealin

bnw, Thursday, 14 April 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link

1 hit, 13 Ks, 1 BB, game score 97

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2016 20:18 (eight years ago) link

two 97s in today's matinees

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 April 2016 20:19 (eight years ago) link

Cardinals just got matheny'd

Karl Malone, Saturday, 16 April 2016 20:00 (eight years ago) link

'started a center fielder who can't throw'??

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 April 2016 20:37 (eight years ago) link

well, not that bad. there needs to be an entirely different category for matheny mistakes of that magnitude. in this case he brought out wainwright for the 6th inning despite him already blowing a 4-run lead and being very obviously out of gas. why? the game was tied so he needed to get the all important W in order to rebuild his confidence

Karl Malone, Saturday, 16 April 2016 20:45 (eight years ago) link

that's a move a number of managers would make, i guess, but the matheny bonus is not having anyone throwing in the bullpen and then having the game slip out of hand before anyone could get warm

Karl Malone, Saturday, 16 April 2016 20:46 (eight years ago) link

the optics of booing heyward tonight sure will be great..........

bnw, Monday, 18 April 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link

cardinals now batting .276/.362/.511 as a team and are scoring a run per game more than everyone else

mookieproof, Monday, 18 April 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

getting to play the barves, brewers, and reds for most of those games probably helped quite a bit, along with hazelbaker and aledmys diaz' deals with the devil

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2016 19:32 (eight years ago) link

i'm sure some people will boo heyward tonight, but i doubt it'll be more than a one game thing.

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2016 19:33 (eight years ago) link

anytime one of your longtime, legendary players leaves for a rival it's a tough break

nomar, Monday, 18 April 2016 19:35 (eight years ago) link

Lackey is pitching tonight too

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 18 April 2016 19:36 (eight years ago) link

yeah, but heyward was only with the team for a year, and it wasn't even his choice - he was traded. he left for more money and, in all likelihood, a better team over the next 3-5 years. it's a tough break but when people get all pissed at him it's highlights the things about sports that i hate

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2016 19:42 (eight years ago) link

"local man angry at player leaving team he didn't want to be on in the first place"

nomar, Monday, 18 April 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link

exactly! i mean, what's with heyward - he gets a brief taste of the #1 city in the world and he doesn't want to stay for the next 7-9 years???

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2016 19:45 (eight years ago) link

Seung Hwan Oh's three closest comps for his slider are Scherzer, Tanaka, and Cueto.

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/seung-hwan-oh-has-been-completely-unhittable/

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

Sussman, BP: Sometimes you can't predict baseball, but when a 30-year-old former backup catcher for the Twins and Pirates starts the season 6-for-6 for the Cardinals, sometimes it's like fish in a barrel.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link

via Bernie: With Jhonny Peralta (age 33) on the DL ... the Cardinals actually have a younger roster (average age) than the Cubs right now.
http://www.101sports.com/2016/04/18/cards-cubs-real-rivarly-enough-lazy-narratives/

bnw, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:19 (eight years ago) link

he walked and threw someone out, too! that'll most likely be the highlight of his career. feels like hazelbaker's earned a place in the 4th OF competition with Pham, at least, but Diaz is the one I'm excited about. Peralta's obviously the starter once he gets back, but if Diaz keeps playing well it could open up an opportunity to trade Peralta at some point and at least get a return on him while he still has value. Oooor, if Wong never lives up to his potential (feel like they sent the extension his way a little too soon, even though it's likely to be a decent value), they could even think about moving carpenter back to 2B and sliding Diaz over to 3B. it's all small sample sizes of course, but i buy the future of diaz more than hazelbaker.

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

gross

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 8 September 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

then Mets knock out Cubs again, obv

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 September 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link

gulf coast league champions: cardinals
appalachian league champions: johnson city cardinals
ny-penn league champions: state college cardinals spikes

doesn't mean much in the long run, but it's cooler than not winning

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 05:16 (seven years ago) link

wacha back from DL and straight to the bullpen. jaime might be joining him as well

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2016/09/cardinals-activate-michael-wacha-for-pen-duty-weighing-rotation-change.html

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

best case for Mets is they split their 4-gamer with Giants while Mets beat up Twins

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

^^^^^

fairy tales CAN come troo

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 September 2016 00:45 (seven years ago) link

i can't sleep. so here is tsunami riding a wave

http://i.imgur.com/fB3cNfI.gif

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 07:57 (seven years ago) link

A+

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 12:12 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5vetJvZdaKv

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link

oof.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

this problem could have been avoided by playing kolten wong at a position he's actually good at (2B), moving carpenter to 3B, and benching a player who has been worth 0.9 fWAR this year (peralta)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 September 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

Wong trying to fix his divots after that play was pretty funny.

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Friday, 23 September 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link

Diaz returns from a day grieving with the Fernandez family, hits a grand slam

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

http://www.todaysknuckleball.com/nl/st-louis-cardinals/column-poor-game-tactics-make-mathenys-retention-mistake/

OK I haven't even read this yet but:

"This is part one of a three-part series delving into three different elements of Mike Matheny’s management — in-game tactics, player usage and rest, and prospect development — and why the Cardinals retaining him for 2017 is a mistake." [emphasis mine]

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

oooh votto just got clocked in the chin with a one-hopper from the left fielder as he was sliding into second, stretching a single into a double. has a nice laceration and not too happy about being forced to leave the game

k3vin k., Friday, 30 September 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link

another example of the cardinals not playing the game the right way imo

k3vin k., Friday, 30 September 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

controversy

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/17673770

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 September 2016 11:44 (seven years ago) link

I think we can all agree that the next batter definitely would have driven in the winning run anyway, so no big deal.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 September 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

surprised to see that joe west was not part of the umpire crew

mookieproof, Friday, 30 September 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

No option year for Holliday. He was a great part of the team, but it was the right decision.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 October 2016 00:49 (seven years ago) link

totally willing to give you this game fwiw

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 03:27 (seven years ago) link

and possibly this one

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 October 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

what stands between the cardinals and dominion? ryan vogelsong

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 October 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

Chad Kuhl is listed as the Pittsburgh starter for tomorrow.

timellison, Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

oh never mind that was today! sorry.

timellison, Saturday, 1 October 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

frustrating year for sure. the demise of Wacha being the worst part imo. Diaz/Reyes the best.

but still being in the race on the last day in what seemed like a bridge year going into is decent.

other things learned: giving a flexible lineup to a challenged manager is not a great plan. less platoons/throw 5 mediocre players at one position in 2017, please.

bnw, Monday, 3 October 2016 13:45 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

yadi and waino up for the gold glove again

http://i.imgur.com/ZwP02Nx.gif

yadi doesn't deserve it. :( his pitchframing still looks good and i'm sure his gamecalling is great, but his arm is gone. his caught stealing was 21% this year, i think? way down from previous years, and it seemed like as the year went on more and more teams starting realizing they could basically steal at will on him.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 October 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cvo3Er5VUAE7leL.jpg:small

sorry, had to

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

ok lol at that one, i admit

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link


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