Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

trump rallies, it's clear, are orgies of sycophancy

does trump really think he's going to win NY and Illinois in the general bc he owns properties there or is he just spouting state names and the word "win" in random order

wow. I have some hope for our FL primary next week then (if my fuckin' absentee ballot ever shows up)

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, March 8, 2016

didn't know you lived here!

has anyone tried Trump wine?

lol no. i saw it in the store the other day though. might shoplift it

that really rolls off the tongue doesn't it? "Trump wine"

anyone watching trump? i think he's drunk

i mean he's like a drunk uncle giving a toast ffs

― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 9:35 PM (11 minutes ago)

can one of these supine journalists jump on stage and steal a bottle while he's talking?

i'll bet trump wine is great. the best. everyone loves it, and it brings people together.

he's gonna use unsold Trump wine to build his wall, it's gonna be so great, what a wall, damn

folks, you want to know about the wine? it's got a little cocaine in it, ok? it was my brother's idea. I looked at him like this and said, what? but he was right. he's always right. my brother is the smartest guy you'll ever meet. so I said fine, let's put cocaine in the wine. and you know what? it's beautiful. it's the greatest.

didn't know you lived here!

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 9:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

born and raiiiiiised.

God it's so hard not to LOL at Rubio now. only candidate gettin 0 Michigan delegates tonight

where do you live??

markets now have 85% for sanders winning mi

yeah, he's definitely not going to lose big, and looking more and more like he's going to win. huge upset, i'd say

aw yeahhh

yeah even if the unreported precincts break huge for her she needs to make up 32000 votes at this point, and there are still sanders counties reporting as well

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/ben-carsons-presidential-campaign-was-a-big-success-1763307683

where do you live??

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 9:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Orlando - right near the damn tourists :/

Sanders 49.8 - Clinton 48.3 in MI

aw

markets now have 85% for sanders winning mi

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 9:59 PM (4 minutes ago

this doesn't seem like a good bet to me -- clinton now crushing him in wayne county with only 45% reporting

@mtaibbi
This is a hi-def preview of White House pressers in a year: incessant, inane gloating about the smoldering wreckage of Trump-foes...

(Taibbi is on record that DT is winning the election, and i'm more persuaded with each passing day, mostly bcz HRC)

ha, a few seconds later a comeback looks a lot more plausible

yeah, only 57% in.

it's my understanding that huge chunks of dearborn and detroit have not reported

can one of these supine journalists jump on stage and steal a bottle while he's talking?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 8:48 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god i wish

this doesn't seem like a good bet to me -- clinton now crushing him in wayne county with only 45% reporting

― k3vin k., Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that sounded a lot to me. it was down to 81% at 10pm, but i think that's before wayne started announcing

NPR just played a soundbite: "Running for president isn't about providing insights... It's about getting results!"

Can someone plz interpret for Her Robotic Majesty? Is that a shot at Sanders' depth?

(don't know what to make of the weird sylLABles)

feels like Nevada deja vu

markets just flipped to 55% hilary when wayne announced

*started announcing

john king painting a nailbiter picture fwiw

NPR just played a soundbite: "Running for president isn't about providing insights... It's about getting re]sults!"

maybe she meant to juxtapose INsults with REsults and just fucked it up?

50.2 BS - 47.9 HRC

did she just say, "Helping each child realize his goddamn potential!"?

if so i hope Nixon's "It's down to the nut cutting" is on the table

you know KM, that's the only thing that makes sense, including talking past Sanders to Trump.

D Brazile suggesting that Sanders's discourse on foreclosures has helped him with the black vote in MI

53% reporting
Votes
Bernie Sanders
50.3%
310,744
Hillary Clinton
47.9%
296,176

I had been watching Sanders' % tick up for a while to about 51.7%, but it's dropped big time in the last 15 minutes

@mtaibbi
This is a hi-def preview of White House pressers in a year: incessant, inane gloating about the smoldering wreckage of Trump-foes...

(Taibbi is on record that DT is winning the election, and i'm more persuaded with each passing day, mostly bcz HRC)

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

With all of Taibbi's experience covering charlatans and loudmouths, you'd think he'd call the election for Hillary.

Plus; http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/08/us/trumps-rise-spurs-latino-immigrants-to-naturalize-to-vote-against-him.html

also, even if Sanders keeps it close or just barely wins, Clinton will probably end the night with a net gain in delegates once again as she utterly blew out Mississippi

53% reporting
Votes
Bernie Sanders
50.3%
310,744
Hillary Clinton
47.9%
296,176

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

wherever you're getting this from is way behind fwiw, they're at 67% reporting now

67% in
Sanders 50.6
Clinton 47.6

bernie back in the lead at 57% on the markets

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/84380314-trader-watching-stocks-crash-on-screen-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=r6UApZvWwBu57EtSjZdYn3%2B5j3coczKnhwgYQodOql%2BH5opxE7LuGHTk%2B%2FX0w%2Fkd

Mississippi = bloodbath

I'm pulling from here: https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=2016%20primary%20results&eob=m.09c7w0/D/3/short/m.09c7w0/g.11bx8sh3tc