Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

*started announcing

john king painting a nailbiter picture fwiw

NPR just played a soundbite: "Running for president isn't about providing insights... It's about getting re]sults!"

maybe she meant to juxtapose INsults with REsults and just fucked it up?

50.2 BS - 47.9 HRC

did she just say, "Helping each child realize his goddamn potential!"?

if so i hope Nixon's "It's down to the nut cutting" is on the table

you know KM, that's the only thing that makes sense, including talking past Sanders to Trump.

D Brazile suggesting that Sanders's discourse on foreclosures has helped him with the black vote in MI

53% reporting
Votes
Bernie Sanders
50.3%
310,744
Hillary Clinton
47.9%
296,176

I had been watching Sanders' % tick up for a while to about 51.7%, but it's dropped big time in the last 15 minutes

@mtaibbi
This is a hi-def preview of White House pressers in a year: incessant, inane gloating about the smoldering wreckage of Trump-foes...

(Taibbi is on record that DT is winning the election, and i'm more persuaded with each passing day, mostly bcz HRC)

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

With all of Taibbi's experience covering charlatans and loudmouths, you'd think he'd call the election for Hillary.

Plus; http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/08/us/trumps-rise-spurs-latino-immigrants-to-naturalize-to-vote-against-him.html

also, even if Sanders keeps it close or just barely wins, Clinton will probably end the night with a net gain in delegates once again as she utterly blew out Mississippi

53% reporting
Votes
Bernie Sanders
50.3%
310,744
Hillary Clinton
47.9%
296,176

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, March 8, 2016 10:18 PM (2 minutes ago)

wherever you're getting this from is way behind fwiw, they're at 67% reporting now

67% in
Sanders 50.6
Clinton 47.6

bernie back in the lead at 57% on the markets

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/84380314-trader-watching-stocks-crash-on-screen-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=r6UApZvWwBu57EtSjZdYn3%2B5j3coczKnhwgYQodOql%2BH5opxE7LuGHTk%2B%2FX0w%2Fkd

Mississippi = bloodbath

I'm pulling from here: https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=2016%20primary%20results&eob=m.09c7w0/D/3/short/m.09c7w0/g.11bx8sh3tc

‏@ckilpatrick
US city w/ largest ArabAmerican pop is Dearborn: 64/36 for Bernie. Arab-Americans for the socialist Jewish dude!

interesting

apparently Sanders spent a million more on Michigan TV than Clinton

it's at 72% now, bernie up 50.6% to 47.5%

yeah, even Chris Matthews marveled at that stat #TipO'Neillspinningingrave

and Van Jones echoing Brazile's remark about the efficacy of ads re foreclosures

75% it's still 50.6/47.5

the new mayor of flint seems like a badass. i like her.

it's crazy how these percentages are holding

77% in
50.7
47.4

I should probably stop this, but I'm riveted

Pierce wrote about Father Coughlin btw

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a42826/donald-trump-father-coughlin-fascism/

it's why i dislike sports

xpost

No sleep til 90%

this thread is like that scene where the dude is testing the purity of the coke in Blow

markets at 79% bernie

this is p amazing tho.....apparently HIllary's aides warned her that the 20% polled leads were a mirage and that's why she stumped there this weekend

btw i misquoted Clinton so never mind

https://media.giphy.com/media/zFegkS85TBi8w/giphy.gif

this thread is like that scene where the dude is testing the purity of the coke in Blow

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, March 8, 2016 9:41 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i still need to see this

lol Rubio outspent the other candidates in Michigan all for a measly 9%. the neo-Jeb

david chalian reporting that young African-Americans in MI split 51% Clinton / 49% sanders

Kasich overtaking Cruz for 2nd place in MI

81%
50.9
47.2

it's why i dislike sports

because the score changes? try soccer.

so whose turn is it to awaken Frederik B?

it's why i dislike sports

because the score changes? try soccer.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),

Nah. I dislike the hysteria of adults over changing scores.

well i feel the same way about hysteria over bass lines

ay no freddie, but i wish ol bern had bothered to campaign in the south. those margins are embarrassing. is his strategy to slug it out in big states and take massive blows in the south?

Bernie at a makeshift podium in some Miami patio right now

wearing the same tie he wore at the debate

was gonna say, go pick up your dad at lowe's, honey

sanders is outside applebee's