Come anticipate CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR with me

he'll be going to town on a mezze platter with aunt may in a post-credits sequence

Thanks for the new DN.

haha yr welcome

comes across as more of a euphemism in your DN and o my god i'm gonna be sick

given how old spidey sounds here, i'm guessing aunt may will be played by... brie larson?

Marisa Tomei. Yes, seriously.

The Spidey costume looks too smooth compared to the rest.

Surely you meant to say "Academy Award Winning Actress Marisa Tomei".

i would go to town on her messy platter

jesus christ does every one of these movies have to pose some sort of huge existential threat to humanity?

kinda how superheroes work, tho hoping for this one to be more internal-facing instead of NYC getting whack-a-moled again

not really, why can't it be like a guy in a big mouse costume threatening to rob the first municipal bank?

Spidey looks like Japanese Spider Man

Better than Turkish Spider-Man...

The three Iron Man movies and Ant-Man didn't have existential threats to humanity, just some corrupt arms dealers. Neither did Guardians of the Galaxy, technically, though I guess existential threat to another planet than Earth isn't really that different?

the norton hulk movie didn't either.

Nor did the first Thor movie.

So, "every one of these movies" = 5 of the 12 movies released so far.

Still, a failure to heed the wise words of Nigel Kneale:

"I didn't want to go on repeating because Professor Quatermass had already saved the world from ultimate destruction three times, and that seemed to me to be quite enough."

Constant threat escalation has been probably the main narrative problem in Marvel's comics for the past decade or so. It's hard to maintain a range of tones when you're always all BLACK BLACK BLACKER EVEN BLACKER NOW IF THAT'S POSSIBLE. I'm hoping that Secret Wars has lanced that boil for a while and that Infinity War will do likewise for the MCU. I assume that most of the individual character movies in the ramp-up will feature fewer world-demolishing threats.

afaict from the trailers there's no existential threat to humanity in this very picture right here. it's about ~friendship~ man.

I was going to say that this movie appears to be about the fallout of living through escalating existential threats to humanity rather being about a threat in and of itself but it seemed like everyone involved was really enjoying the conversation

Constant threat escalation has been probably the main narrative problem in Marvel's comics for the past decade or so

^^^^

surely DC's guilty of this too?

who is doing spidey's voice there?

xpost Yes, DC is definitely guilty of that, too, but I'd argue that their main narrative problem is not knowing what the fuck they're doing.

Spidey's voice is presumably Tom Holland, no?

151 minutes

that's a lot of civil war

I am assured _____ ____ appears as an actual villain

I'm going to be sorely disappointed if they don't manage to sneak in at least one instance of Cap accusing Stark of feeding the rich while he buries the poor, or Hawkeye exclaiming, "Ain't that fresh."

Yeah, I read about _____ ____. Wish I hadn't. I just need to stop reading the nerd press altogether.

I'm glad there might be another act not spoiled by the trailers, at least

right you are about holland
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/exclusive-bernthal-holland-teamed-marvel-auditions-article-1.2560381

I love how Thor just fucks off once in a while. He's like Superman with no real affinity for earth and a home planet to return to.

he's fond of midgard but let's be real, there's more important shit sometimes

or Hawkeye exclaiming, "Ain't that fresh."

What's so civil about war, anyway?

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theyre not kissing, boooooo

I was going to say that this movie appears to be about the fallout of living through escalating existential threats to humanity rather being about a threat in and of itself but it seemed like everyone involved was really enjoying the conversation
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maybe i missed something, but didn’t the trailer begin with the heroes watching footage of the mass destruction of several major cities? or was that from an earlier film? i don’t know, they all kind of run together for me.

i feel like we should blame all of this on roland emmerich, are you guys cool with that?

maybe i missed something, but didn’t the trailer begin with the heroes watching footage of the mass destruction of several major cities? or was that from an earlier film?

Yes, they are watching clips from Avengers, Avengers 2, and Captain America 2. I'm not sure why you need to make such sweeping statements if you haven't even seen these films?

i have seen them, unfortunately. after awhile all the footage of cities being destroyed kind of runs together.

the recent marvel movies i missed have been ant-man, x men - days of future past, the last two spider-man reboots, and deadpool (you couldn't pay me to see the latter)

btw only one of those is a "marvel" movie

ok fanboy

i know what you mean but jeez

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Dr. Amatorbius

Morbs is funny tho

This seems to be the plot for winter soldier all over again.