Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (7695 of them)

"now one thing people don't know about nancy is that she could summon pretty much anyone from the dead."

Mordy, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:47 (eight years ago) link

idk Maybe Nancy whispered "gays" in Ambassador Gromyko's ear instead of Ronnie's

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 March 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link

just praise her for her fashion sense or hair or devotion to her husband or something

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link

the degree of distrust i take inherent from anyone who says "it may be hard for your viewers to remember" on television
it's a dog whistle that says "I WILL BE VOICING MY OWN OPINIONS AS HISTORY FROM THIS POINT ON"

ulysses, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link

when you see the video, the part where she says "and you know that too is something that I really appreciate with her" is clearly a moment where a little voice in her head says "uh oh, i think i just said some total bullshit, i should probably wrap this up"

ulysses, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:51 (eight years ago) link

let's just throw some oxymoronic word salad about very effective low key advocacy and get back to the limo

ulysses, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:52 (eight years ago) link

in more mundane pandering, nice move, Marco:

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/708328767366832128

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 March 2016 19:54 (eight years ago) link

Part of me thinks that as a person who has spent most of her life in politics Hillary Clinton can say nothing without ridiculous warning lights blinking in head and can only speak in the slovenly language of non-responsibility and therefore should be cut some slack but the rest of me wants to throw her off a cliff.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 March 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

...the inflation-adjusted annual median household income in Michigan fell by about $14,000 a year — down to about $52,000 — from 1999 to 2014.

How could this be true? Wouldn't that mean the average family income in 1999 was $27,000 in today's dollars?

nickn, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link

Sorry, $277,000 per year.

nickn, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link

as it may be hard for our readers to remember, let's meet a few of those men who benefited from Nancy's very effective low key advocacy and continue to reap the rewards of the hard fought progress her husband made those many years ago
http://projects.sfchronicle.com/2016/living-with-aids/story/

ulysses, Friday, 11 March 2016 19:57 (eight years ago) link

It's hard to mock up a possible apology... "Alzheimers! I meant Alzheimers."

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link

Michigan's median family income in 1999 according to census data was $44,667 unadjusted ($63,519.37 adjusted to 2016)

census data: https://www.census.gov/hhes/www/income/data/historical/state/state1.html
inflation calculator: http://www.bls.gov/data/inflation_calculator.htm

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link

Sorry, $277,000 per year.

― nickn

no that would be per year but yes that sentence was worded terribly,she just meant to say it dropped 14,000 in total

salthigh, Friday, 11 March 2016 20:04 (eight years ago) link

or 11-12k w djp's numbers

salthigh, Friday, 11 March 2016 20:05 (eight years ago) link

yeah I assume different inflation calculators use slightly different formulae, which is why I provided a link to the one I used

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:16 (eight years ago) link

really curious whether hillary/her surrogates will apologize, or say 'context' or lash out at sanders somehow or double down

'conversation' is certainly one of her phrases but jfc

mookieproof, Friday, 11 March 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link

yea that was an astonishingly full-of-shit statement from hrc

marcos, Friday, 11 March 2016 20:21 (eight years ago) link

"The thing people may not remember about the Reagans, and especially Nancy, is that they were six-winged seraphim descended from Heaven and given human for to guide a troubled nation through a dark, turbulent time. May their names be magnified in The Father's light. Amen."

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

from ACT-UP's page:

I told one of my students that the most memorable Reagan AIDS moment for me was at the 1986 centenary rededication of the Statue of Liberty. The Reagans were there sitting next to French President Francois Mitterand and his wife, Danielle. Bob Hope was on stage entertaining the all-star audience. In the middle of a series of one-liners Hope quipped, "I just heard that the Statue of Liberty has AIDS but she doesn't know if she got it from the mouth of the Hudson or the Staten Island Fairy." As the television camera panned the audience, the Mitterands looked appalled. The Reagans were laughing. By the end of 1989 and the Reagan years, 115,786 women and men had been diagnosed with AIDS in the United States, and more than 70,000 of them had died.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:32 (eight years ago) link

oh that bob hope, what a kidder, always helping get the word out

ulysses, Friday, 11 March 2016 20:33 (eight years ago) link

Asked about Clinton’s comments, the head of the nation’s largest LGBT rights organization — which has endorsed Clinton — avoided criticizing Clinton directly.

“While I respect her advocacy in other areas including stem cell and Parkinson’s research, Nancy Reagan was, sadly, no hero in the fight against HIV/AIDS,” Human Rights Campaign president Chad Griffin told BuzzFeed News.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisgeidner/clinton-praises-reagans-for-starting-a-national-conversation#.rn2dQdqMn

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link

checked some of the pro-clinton twitter ppl, all v negative about this: michael cohen, marcotte.

i tried to look up sady doyle but i see that i am blocked! i don't think i've ever tweeted at her. i wonder if i've ended up in some 'follows too much weird left twitter' block bot

goole, Friday, 11 March 2016 20:50 (eight years ago) link

#Millennials4Hillary
‏@StillWithHer

One clumsy quote does not undo a lifetime of work to prevent HIV/AIDS #ImWithHer

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:51 (eight years ago) link

wow, she has a twitter just to act as an apologist?

ulysses, Friday, 11 March 2016 20:53 (eight years ago) link

fyi, Sady has not tweeted in the last 3 hours

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:54 (eight years ago) link

I cant lose my shit over trying to say something nice about someone at their goddamn funeral, sorry

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link

apparently, I can

COOKIES FOR EVERYONE

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:56 (eight years ago) link

it's just dumb as hell and if the campaign has any sense she'll apologize for it (and strongly - actually condemn nancy's lack of action)

Mordy, Friday, 11 March 2016 20:58 (eight years ago) link

a funeral where the mourners should all have been fecal-sprayed by helicopter

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:58 (eight years ago) link

I like the sentiment but I don't think helicopters can poop

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:58 (eight years ago) link

It's what they call an unforced error. There are a million easy nice things she could have said. She just happened to say the wrong thing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 March 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link

I would've supplied all the shit.

sorry jings, you don't do a historical Stalinist rewrite of a genocide to be nice. Say "she'll be missed" and fuck off.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 March 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link

I cant lose my shit over trying to say something nice about someone at their goddamn funeral, sorry

― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, March 11, 2016

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 March 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

tbf im getting exhausted defending hillary

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 11 March 2016 21:03 (eight years ago) link

lol

k3vin k., Friday, 11 March 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link

Wow what an insane statement.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 March 2016 21:09 (eight years ago) link

the mind boggles

uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Friday, 11 March 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

AFAIC, Hillary is not much more than the least revolting of the twisted homunculi currently running for president (Bernie excluded but, y'know, so no gonna happen).

Going To Town On Aunt May's Mezze Platter (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 March 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

Like did the person who wrote that hate her? I can't fathom the delusional and ahistorical mind who put that sentence together and didn't think "well this is sure to cause an issue."

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 March 2016 21:12 (eight years ago) link

It's like praising Woodrow Wilson's strong civil rights record or something.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 March 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

it was extemporaneous pandering, not a speech

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 March 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

and has been pointed out, w/ no political upside

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 March 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

Unless it's a "Sister Souljah" type reverse psychology move, where Clinton feels like she can count on gay support already so why not take a little flak from gay activists for a news cycle or two. Who knows it might help her with social conservatives.

o. nate, Friday, 11 March 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

I doubt this will make any news

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 March 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

no way it helps her with a single social conservative voter not one

Mordy, Friday, 11 March 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

"wow i'm so happy she praised the wife of the demigod reagan for being pro-gays i'll definitely change my vote from cruz to hill."

Mordy, Friday, 11 March 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

Well, praising Reagan more than strictly necessary is a card that Obama also played in 2008. Who knows if it helped him, but a lot of middle-of-the-road voters presumably still have fond memories of the Gipper.

o. nate, Friday, 11 March 2016 21:22 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdS-YApW8AAcu06.jpg

principled conservative/reagan biographer wf buckley in 1986

mookieproof, Friday, 11 March 2016 21:22 (eight years ago) link


This thread has been locked by an administrator

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.