Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

btw you call "Alzheimers!" prophecy? I've been watching these masturbatory rodeos since Ted Agnew was alliterating.

me discussing Hillary Clinton on Facebook:

It's like having Chevy Chase's Ford impersonation as President, only all the pratfalls are verbal.

hillary very obviously did not "misspeak" but it was smart of her team to apologize

how is this bitch still alive
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/03/11/phyllis-schlafly-endorses-trump-in-st-louis/

she's out there making racist statements about mlb too.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/phyllis-schlafly-ban-foreign-players-major-league-baseball-because-they-take-jobs-ought-go-a

Down the street:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1067739579954747&id=385729701489075

shakes my man we could probably all benefit from refraining from using that word about women we dislike

i see the sinister plan to make Hillary Clinton seem untrustworthy and two-faced is working well.

shakes my man we could probably all benefit from refraining from using that word about women we dislike

intentionally deployed in this case, I'll cop to it.

My first exposure to Schlafly was as a lad when my mom was working to get the ERA passed with the League of Women Voters and ohhhh did she have words about her.

@AP: BREAKING: Ohio judge issues order to allow 17-year-olds to vote in swing state's presidential primary.

nice

These are 17yo that will be 18 before Nov.?

cos i know you love the markets

https://twitter.com/DavMicRot/status/708397938305798144

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdS74A6W8AA1Gfq.jpg

Tanya Domi, a New York-based LGBT activist and staunch Clinton supporter, was relieved by the candidate's speedy apology.

"There is no doubt in my mind that Hillary Clinton is very tired and committed a gaff," Domi said on Facebook. "At the same time, keep in mind the Clinton Global Initiative's work on HIV/AIDS has saved millions of people's lives. Millions. But she made a mistake and quickly corrected herself. That is good enough for me."

she meant the other Ronald Reagan

Local Trump appearance tonight cancelled, fuck that guy.

"Security concerns." I assume he means his diaper.

WaPo had some live video of the Chicago rally descending into some rough-looking chaos. And the Breitbart reporter story continues to spiral. This is some real ugly shit.

shakes my man we could probably all benefit from refraining from using that word about women we dislike

pretty much all the solid insults/epithets are sexist/homophobic/otherwise offensive on a different level. we need new ones.

iirc french curses are more blasphemous; once knew a guy who pulled out 'by the 24 testicles of the 12 apostles . . .'

this is from earlier today:

“Part of the problem and part of the reason it takes so long [to kick them out] is nobody wants to hurt each other anymore,” Trump said during a speech at the Peabody Opera House — around 12 miles from Ferguson, Mo., the site of racially charged mass protests in 2014.
“There used to be consequences. There are none anymore,” Trump said. “These people are so bad for our country. You have no idea folks, you have no idea.”

For the better part of 10 minutes in the middle of Trump's speech, individuals shouted and interrupted.

“These people are so bad for our country, folks. You have no idea," Trump continued during a longer break in the action. "They contribute nothing. Nothing. And look at the police, they take their lives in their hands."

"We don't even win here, with protesters anymore" he complained. "The protesters end up taking over. And frankly, I mean, have to be honest: From my standpoint it makes it a little more exciting, and it gives me time to think about where I want to go next. It's beautiful. It's like intermission. And the guys that are near the event, they see some pretty good stuff."
Trump then trained his fire at the media, forecasting how "dishonest" reporters would portray the situation.

“And these people in the media, the most dishonest human beings on Earth. They are the worst. They are the worst. So what they’ll do is they’ll take 10 minutes worth of clips of that and if one policeman accidentally moves a finger and touches this wiseguy, it’s like, ‘Oh, it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.’ And yet the police are being abused for 10 minutes, OK? " he said.

"Give me a break. Give me a break. We better toughen up, we better smarten up, and we better stop with this political correctness because it’s driving us down the tubes.”

pretty impressive how we went from the dog whistles of '08 to the relative calm of '12 to the full blown racist propaganda of '16

trump on tv denying all responsibility and then when confronted with his own words about punching protestors in the nose, taking them out on stretchers, he says he doesn't regret any of those words

keeps repeating that there are these "rough, tough guys" "bad dudes" who are the protestors at his rallies taking swings at people

what exactly is he trying to imply

no one has any video of this happening ever because it's a lie

i get that this trump was probably looking for exactly what he got in chicago, but surely things like this make the necessary pivot to the centre harder? or am i being naive in thinking he actually wants to win the general election?

I theorized months ago that he did not actually want to win the election, but questioned what he might be getting out of the process otherwise. And I think we're starting to see the frightening answer to that question.

Fuck this guy.I don't really care why, but I am happy Chicago shut him down. Plenty of friends of mine out on the street saying no.

i think he's just got that much hubris and his campaign is not run by professionals.

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/03/12/trump-rally-protest-chaos-erin-acosta.cnn

"These people are so bad for our country." Get the fuck out, you piece of shit. Never forget:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/wikiality/images/7/76/DescentPatriotic.jpg

He and the GET A BRAIN! MORANS guy should get together sometime.

fuck this little shithead and his life-crisis ambition to be the american roderick spode

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/3cdda4be66f74874adaaa31ba49488e1/latest-trump-says-generals-will-play-their-own-game

A spokesman for the Chicago Police Department says the agency never recommended that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump cancel his campaign rally in the city.

Guglielmi says the university's police department also did not recommend that Trump call off the event. He says the decision was made "independently" by the campaign.

so trump on cnn earlier told don lemon that they made the decision with law enforcement and that law enforcement thought he did such a great job by making this decision etc. i don't remember exact words, but another flat out lie basically

Omg a Bernie chant erupted during that cnn footage. When does this media pin this on him?

@JustinRaimondo
Wow, just called our webmaster, no Trump supporter: he was literally crying at the sight of leftist fascist shutting down Trump rally.

That was quick

I don't even get it.

Anyway, this guy is the closest America has ever come to an actual racist fascist in my lifetime. The fact that he is as close as he is to the presidency, however far he may be, justifies almost any response to his presence.

Trump could basically be a cardboard standee with a voice chip that spouted completely random phrases at this point. Honesty doesn't matter, beliefs don't matter. The support for his campaign has nothing to do with him, nothing to do with logic or considered positions or acknowledgement of how this country actually works. "Trump" is just a rallying point for the incoherently angry and entitled. There doesn't even need to be any real agreement about what angers them or what they're entitled to. It's poisonous, infantile nihilism, full stop.

The only material difference between Trump's supporters and a horde of cranky two-year-olds is that there's hope that the two-year-olds will grow up someday and learn that the world doesn't revolve solely around them.

Actually, sorry, suggesting that Trump supporters function on the cognitive level of two-year-olds is really insulting to two-year-olds.

that's not true as much as you wish it was

xpost

https://twitter.com/Yoonginese/status/708464990022463488?s=09

fuck Trump, but i prefer to confront odious speech rather than snuff it

What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?

Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!

Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!

Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgment! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!

Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!

Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Moloch whose skyscrapers stand in the long streets like endless Jehovahs! Moloch whose factories dream and croak in the fog! Moloch whose smoke-stacks and antennae crown the cities!

Moloch whose love is endless oil and stone! Moloch whose soul is electricity and banks! Moloch whose poverty is the specter of genius! Moloch whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen! Moloch whose name is the Mind!

Moloch in whom I sit lonely! Moloch in whom I dream Angels! Crazy in Moloch! Cocksucker in Moloch! Lacklove and manless in Moloch!

Moloch who entered my soul early! Moloch in whom I am a consciousness without a body! Moloch who frightened me out of my natural ecstasy! Moloch whom I abandon! Wake up in Moloch! Light streaming out of the sky!

Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisible suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic industries! spectral nations! invincible madhouses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs!

They broke their backs lifting Moloch to Heaven! Pavements, trees, radios, tons! lifting the city to Heaven which exists and is everywhere about us!

Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river!

Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit!

Breakthroughs! over the river! flips and crucifixions! gone down the flood! Highs! Epiphanies! Despairs! Ten years’ animal screams and suicides! Minds! New loves! Mad generation! down on the rocks of Time!

Real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell! They jumped off the roof! to solitude! waving! carrying flowers! Down to the river! into the street!

idk, i think i prefer the drumpf extension

hey Shakes, as far as that "dead story" goes....

http://www.npr.org/2016/03/11/470141514/clintons-comments-on-nancy-reagan-and-hiv-aids-cause-an-uproar

http://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/hillary-clinton-nancy-reagan-and-aids

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/03/11/hillary-clinton-lauds-reagans-on-aids-a-backlash-erupts/

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a42948/hillary-clinton-reagans-hiv-aids/

Lol did u even read that esquire link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdUX3SkUYAElOpw.jpg

grandma! you're alive!

i did xp

man, if they don't pull a sting on the Donald in Cleveland, this country is going to have a helluva Oktoberfest.

Did u notice how hillary's bit gets like one paragraph 3/4ths of the way in? Story will be gone by next week, its already getting buried by chicago shenanigans

Christ you are a schmuck