Defend the Indefensible: Jared of Subway

Is that Tool video accurate, that's what I want to know.

haven't a clue

what i did hear is that in the first few weeks of imprisonment, in the diagnostic unit where long-term housing determinations are made, prisoners didn't typically know that their fellow inmates had been convicted of. unless, that is, they were sex offenders, in which case the guards would pin up newspaper clippings to the bulletin board

just wanna clear my good name here and say that I'm not advocating prison violence, no sir, not my style. I'm just saying that regardless of circumstance, everything the personality Jared Fogle ever does, whether that includes being beaten in a prison brawl or just sitting there peacefully in a comfy chair with his hands folded and his big ol Jared Fogle face all over his face, it will be funny

i can think of a few things he's done that aren't, and never can be, funny

Prison violence is a disgrace no matter who the target is.

prison violence is actually extremely lit

I had been avoiding this story and am boggling that Jared got beat up by someone named Nigg (who I really, really hope is not black)

he is not (afaik)

Is he Vietnamese?

Violence is bad no matter who gets beaten, the race of the assailant, the name of the assailant, whether the violence occurred inside or outside of a prison, or whether or not the victim likes sandwiches or child pornography or child prostitution, that's my opinion on the issue

cosigned

i don't feel bad for him exactly but man jared fogle has got to be #1 on the "least suited for a prison fight" list

I am against the death penalty and do not advocate this in any way but does anyone really think he's going to survive in prison for 5 years cuz I don't

i'm not sure but i think he's more likely to die of a heart attack than a shiv

also he's in there til 2029 at the minimum, he'd be released when he's in his early fifties.

he's going to starve without sweet onion teriyaki sauce

Treeship kool-aid mans into thread with "guys, have some empathy for the child-fucking sandwich man"

i'm opposed to the horrific conditions in america's prisons, what can i say

btw i'm glad i caught you. the other day when i came home my roommate tried to put glasses on his pitbull to take a photo of it. the dog was already wearing one of other friend's plaid shirts. this hipster puppies trend has really lasted

http://thisdayintechhistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/mortal_kombat_finish_him.png

second part was not a burn. anyone who knows me knows i love dogs and pictures of dogs.

Yeahhh, I guess I'm just the kind of person who thinks that good things are good and bad things are bad. I suppose I'm a lot like Jesus Christ in that way? What can I say...

i don't understand the controversy here

i won't begrudge anyone a bit of schadenfreude about terrible things happening to terrible people, it just shouldn't be institutionalized

yeah, that's fair

right, prison abuse is awful for many of the same reasons that capital punishment is awful. the state shouldn't be in the business of institutionalizing retribution.