Il Douché and His Discontents: The 2016 Primary Voting Thread, Part 4

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yet Obama is widely thought to be an unpopular and failed President.

by GOP rabble maybe

Οὖτις, Thursday, 31 March 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

frank is being his usual Good Dem and basically trotting out all of the usual pro-HRC anti-bernie talking points, but his point that caucuses are dumb and less democratic than primaries is definitely right. that said i do think bernie's success in caucuses is heavily confounded by the demographics of states that happen to hold caucuses, something i haven't seen enough people point out

k3vin k., Thursday, 31 March 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

Οὖτις, precisely, see above. To borrow a bit from George Saunders, if you're in a room with ten people and one guy has a megaphone, you're going to remember his opinions more than those of the people quietly speaking in the corner.

scott beowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 31 March 2016 16:53 (eight years ago) link

these "'Silent' 'Majority' Stands With Trump" signs are just the best. these idiots are certainly NOT a majority, and for the love of fuck they are not silent - irl or online. i've never seen a group of people so loud and incapable of shutting tfu.

rmde bob (will), Thursday, 31 March 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link

barney frank, barty frack, party hack

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

though the Bernie superfans certainly give them a run for their money ;)

xpost

rmde bob (will), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

trump is only on top because the rest of the GOP field is historically weak and terrible at being politicians/standing strong on their own bonafides/not allowing themselves to be drawn into a knife fight in a voting booth with yam.

nomar, Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

From Krugman:

After all, what is the modern GOP? A simple model that accounts for just about everything you see is that it’s an engine designed to harness white resentment on behalf of higher incomes for the donor class.

Of course, ilx says roughly the same thing on a near-daily basis, but this formulation is exceptionally pithy. A bit of paring down and it's a tweet.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link

nomar - but Huckabee told me this was the A Team!

will - yes, but let's not tell them just yet. This is juvenile and spiteful but perhaps it's okay to have them think they are an uncounted legion until circumstances force them to realize they are not so.

scott beowulf (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link

he's usually not that memorable a writer so I'm especially impressed

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link

the A Team with nothing but murdocks

nomar, Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link

i know you all love the markets so...

trump down from 81 to 66 for the gop nom this week

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

Terrific read

will dig into this and looks like good reportage at first glance but ugh that headline

Οὖτις, Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

A good read.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

http://www.centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/articles/the-only-thing-that-matters/

The new map, as you will see, does not show a close and competitive general election. The Republicans now find themselves in a deep hole.

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:10 (eight years ago) link

... and >1 vote at the convention has gone from 40% to 70% in the same time

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link

are the rapid polling shifts mostly based on his poor wisconsin numbers?

Mordy, Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:12 (eight years ago) link

are the polling shifts based on polling shifts?

or do you mean the betting markets? if so, who knows what they are based on, but they do not usually move this quickly absent an actual election reporting a result

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:16 (eight years ago) link

i meant the betting markets. it's hard to imagine it moving bc of something he said - you'd think if all the other things he said didn't sink him the latest thing wouldn't either.

Mordy, Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:18 (eight years ago) link

Punishing women for abortions does seem to have had an impact that the other enormities didn't, coming in the same week as the lewandowski thing and the cruz's wife stuff.

Ps I think this is the first time in my life I used the word "enormity" correctly and I realise this post is valueless punditry but I didn't want to pass up the opportunity.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link

Potential Trump supporters have quite possibly never interacted with members of the other groups that Trump has slagged off but chances are pretty good that they've been acquainted with a woman or two. And, yeah, he's always been a misogynist but the past week has been an impressively-sustained assault on that front.

I am very inteligent and dicipline boy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link

People just need to keep calling him on it so that, unlike most other human beings who would eventually back down and possibly even apologize, he'll keep doubling down with his mealy mouthed "who knows, that pen could've been a bayonet" bullshit and dig the hole deeper.

I am very inteligent and dicipline boy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:34 (eight years ago) link

(I just found within myself a deep desire to stage a faux production of Waiting For Godot with all of Beckett's dialogue replaced with Trump quotes.)

I am very inteligent and dicipline boy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 March 2016 17:36 (eight years ago) link

The amazing thing about his abortion comments is that he managed to piss off both pro- and anti-choice people in equal measure.

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, 31 March 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

(I just found within myself a deep desire to stage a faux production of Waiting For Godot with all of Beckett's dialogue replaced with Trump quotes.)

it would be amazing if you got the script off your shelf and realized that trump had been exclusively quoting beckett's dialogue all along

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 31 March 2016 18:28 (eight years ago) link

He's like soft porn. People who don't like porn find him offensive and people who do like porn can tell he doesn't really mean what he's saying.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 31 March 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

@HillaryClinton
Some folks may have the luxury to hold out for “the perfect.” But a lot of Americans are hurting right now and they can’t wait for that.

@dick_nixon
"What the hell else are you going to do?" At least they came out and said it.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 March 2016 18:45 (eight years ago) link

He's like soft porn. People who don't like porn find him offensive and people who do like porn can tell he doesn't really mean what he's saying.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, March 31, 2016 2:37 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

However, watching shit emerge from a orifice surrounded by weird looking skin is more hardcore porn.

Evan, Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

The amazing thing about his abortion comments is that he managed to piss off both pro- and anti-choice people in equal measure.

― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Thursday, March 31, 2016 1:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's just punctured their bullshit smokescreen that they are interested in protecting the "wellbeing of women" like those fake ass "pregnancy health counceling" centers they put in vacant corner store locations in the city.

cruz will be much worse on women's right to choose because unlike trump he actually gives a fuck about his horrific "principles" where as trump might see a shiny quarter on the ground get distracted and forget he ever said that, then deny he ever did if it comes up again

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:46 (eight years ago) link

that last point is why Cruz is scarier/more dangerous across the board

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link

yep

k3vin k., Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link

and why in no way in fucking hell he can be elected, along with being disliked by his party and being physically repellent

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

also yep

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

barring some catastrophe or people being so relieved that the Republicans bait/switched at the convention to a candidate less blatantly crazy that the reward their strongarming with votes, the Democratic primary is the actual election this time

obv IMO and I make no guesses about congressional races but unless the country is a lot more shameless than I think it is, whoever wins the Democratic nomination will be the next President

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 31 March 2016 19:52 (eight years ago) link

would cruz or trump yield a bigger democratic win? who would have the bigger down-ticket effect?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link

i instinctively thought Trump, a lot of people don't know/care about Cruz and he wouldn't inspire as much anti-turnout
but then how many Republicans/"independents" will just stay home if Trump isn't the nominee, either...

Nhex, Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:04 (eight years ago) link

I have no idea tbh. I never thought DT would make it this far in the first place so I can't feel comfortable making bold predictions about anything other than "he has already secured 90% of the votes he would get in a general election"; Cruz is, as has been noted, the most despised person in the running who could still be thought of as an establishment figure so I can't imagine that his name at the top of the ballot would reflect well on other Republicans downticket unless the person voting has only seen the DT clown show and has never paid attention to a single thing Cruz has ever said or done.

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:05 (eight years ago) link

my hunch now is trump, so i'm hoping he noisily clings on

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:08 (eight years ago) link

p.s. if you make an incorrect prediction about this election you're not allowed to post in the 2020 thread

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

GOP better off just renominating Mitt

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

lolololololololol

https://twitter.com/katie_mburns/status/694021085952548864

goole, Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link

isn't that his normal face tho

k3vin k., Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:13 (eight years ago) link

GOP better off just renominating Mitt

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 31, 2016 4:09 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kind of hoping cruz gets the nom so we can see what happens to the "if only we nominated a real conservative" whining when he loses miserably

marcos, Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

like trump, despite base support among repubs, is still too much of a mixed bag, the wishing for a "real conservative" would persist w/ a trump candidacy

marcos, Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link

have a trump candidacy then a 'real' conservative, then they can lose this time *and* next time

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link

the sanest republican opts for kasich. s/he who is feeling adventurous favours trump

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:25 (eight years ago) link

Absolute best odds for a Republican presidency: Kasich vs. Sanders. Any other combination adds up to a D win IMO.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:27 (eight years ago) link

the next post is the 6,666th one

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link

fartz

Karl Malone, Thursday, 31 March 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link


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