Things that should seem amazing but just don't

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Oedipus married his own mom and the segway guy went off a cliff on a segway.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 11 April 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link

five months pass...

cool we can bring extinct animals back to life

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/09/should-we-bring-extinct-species-back-dead

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

this thread has never made any sense, but i feel like this thought should prompt people running out into the streets but instead it feels like part 47.b of the wednesday morning news haul

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

Is it a complete coincidence I started a poll about that just moments before your revive Zach? :)

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

(Thread rules btw, lets see how she fares imho)

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

not a coincidence! :)

i feel like there's something wrong with me that the thought of reviving extinct species doesn't completely upend my day, because it should. and it doesn't seem to upend anyone else's day either. it's bizarre.

i guess this thread could just replaced by a link to a good medium post on how the capacity to be amazed is diminishing. i don't even care if it's true or backed up by evidence, i just want someone else to sympathize. i miss childlike amazement. possibly i'm just slowly dying like everyone else is

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

what if we can bring species back, but it's only really dumb and ugly ones

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

O_O

now THAT'S amazing

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

It's weird because we simultaneously seem to be basically living in The Future (like, all of the amazing scientific and technological shit from movies and books is happening! Right now! New and amazing stories every day!) and The Past (like maybe it's time for Norman Lear to dust off his typewriter and get back in the game). Exasperation over the latter often leaves me too busy shaking my head in depressive amazement to register that two daddies can have a baby all by themselves now.

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

Like, we're ultimately just going to wind up reviving extinct species for the benefit of survivalist racists who want to chew them apart with assault rifles, so why even bother?

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

It's weird because we simultaneously seem to be basically living in The Future ... and The Past

this is called the present

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link

I knew there was a word, thank u

I Still Don't Regret My Crazy Town Neck Tat, and Here's Why (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

np; i love to dust my old grammars

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 17:59 (seven years ago) link

reviving extinct species at this juncture sounds to me like a way to fill our hearts w joy at human ingenuity and compassion right before they all perish again but this time with us

florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

maybe we could bring back some sea creatures that are tasty that enjoy warmer oceans and lots of sunshine

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

No no, I miss it too. And this may sound very 'society is in the gutter' but pre-Internet the experience of amazement wasn't as easily diminished? That's what's bothering me. Say something is completely amazing for you and (on social media esp) the next guy will say "you didn't know that lol you fool" , crashing round the corner in mere seconds.

I don't know how to change that, apart from believing one should never be ashamed or feel inhibited by being amazed.

Many xp's

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

who in your life is saying these things? is everyone just super rude or something, because when I bring up stuff like that people are usually like "oh yeah, pretty cool, huh? saw that a while ago"

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

I couldn't give you any names, my friends certainly would respond the way yours do. But outside of friends it seems to be en vogue to be cynical? I don't know. Can back it up. But I do feel the same way ZS feels, in that amazement is frowned upon more. (But admitted, this could be an anxiety I feel not backed up by reality)

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 28 September 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

reviving extinct species at this juncture sounds to me like a way to fill our hearts w joy at human ingenuity and compassion right before they all perish again but this time with us

yeah, we can't even keep the species alive AT THE MOMENT from going extinct, let's concentrate on stopping that before we expensively and pointlessly resurrect animals with no habitats who'll just be trophies for rich bastards and scumbag hunters

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 September 2016 04:47 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

Arnav Kapur, a student in @MIT’s Media Lab, can surf the internet with his mind. He silently Googled questions and heard the answers through vibrations transmitted through his skull and into his inner ear.

The future user interface is your MIND. pic.twitter.com/4VQfPhaqxV

— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) April 26, 2018

oh cool, now we can google anything in our minds and have the answer delivered back to us without anyone else ever knowing. cool. 77 retweets

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 April 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link

So wait a repository for knowledge in one’s own head that we can access at any moment?

omar little, Friday, 27 April 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link

nah (not yet), just googling. but it's not hard to imagine the ability to download a copy of wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Database_download) and search it "locally" (entirely within your head, rather than doing an API call to google)

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 April 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link

and once again, my trenchant dystopian thoughts on things like this - wealthy people will have access to it first, and they'll always have access to the newest, best performing, best accuracy versions, so it will drive inequality unless all of a sudden wealthy powerful people decide to share their power with the poorest people.

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 April 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link

all of you already have this technology, don't you

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 April 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link

you're looking at the screen and beaming your reply back
you're in a yacht, in your mind

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 April 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

Think of the endless possibilities for implanting personally tailored falsehoods into the minds of selected groups, based on their online profiles. It's a propagandist's wet dream.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 April 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

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no big deal, just a normal video

Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link

That it can take a millennium for cold, briny deep ocean water to circulate around the earth’s oceans and come back to the Antarctic currents where it started.

El Tomboto, Monday, 20 August 2018 03:40 (five years ago) link

exactly.

that should be amazing! in 1632 the discovery of such a fact would have resulted in the execution of a dozen people by the catholic church. today, perhaps it will be selected as the featured page on wikipedia

Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 03:47 (five years ago) link

Meanwhile the revive of the ox gallstones thread has just blown my mind

El Tomboto, Monday, 20 August 2018 03:58 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

oh cool you can just draw wave physics now and it pretty much looks real

Made some more progress with my river render. Switched from using advected textures to Stefan Jeschke's Siggraph 2018 Wave Profile ideas. Looks much richer! #screenshotsaturday pic.twitter.com/9ZaejVsngK

— jpg (@greje656) September 15, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcZZlQ4Tmrc (Karl Malone), Saturday, 15 September 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

I bet Ray Harryhausen would have buzzed his tits off over that!

calzino, Saturday, 15 September 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link


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