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Reply to: pers-177782522@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-02, 5:42PM EDT

Hey I am a single asian female looking for a single cute white guy to come with me to Nations this Friday and/or next Friday. Since Nations is closing down. I want to go there for the last time. It will be a lot of fun. So if you are down and you can dance. Lets get together. Guys send your pics, age, and bio. I am 32 but I look much younger. I promise you! I love to dance and would be cool to find someone who can also dance. You will have to pay for your ticket. I will pay my own ticket. Looking for someone ages 25 to 32 only please! Not looking for a druggie either. Just someone who is a social drinker or dont like to drink at all. Not an alchoholic! Social smoker okay or non smoker. Not a chain smoker. I only smoke when I drink at the club if and when I do go out that is. Check out Nations webpage at buzzlife dot com for more info.

this is in or around Md/DC/Va

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I will let you play whatever* music you want, just as long as it is not loud enough for customers/clients to hear. (*nothing with profanity or a forgein language).

!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!!?!

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Reply to: pers-179447853@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-07, 3:49PM EDT

ISO musician for dating and illicit romance. nothing exclusive, but nothing exclusively behind closed doors. the romance equivalent of "dressy casual", probably.

You ought to like tall fat funny girls. and eat dead babies for breakfast. farsighted is good, because I look older. bonus: I fuck like I'm older.

I've been described as remarkably intuitive for a non-musician. I clean up well and come off as about 80% irreverance, 20% new age bullshit.

Things I Like:

cats

plants

solitude

fornication

sleepovers

"going there"

the libertarian approach

hoity-toity locale tourism

grandiose scheming

novelty

the socratic method

flux

good literature

terrible movies

I hope you despise social butterflies, like housecleaning, and speak many languages without being an arrogant, worldly fucker. Please also have cultiaved an appreciation for the abundant low-life in baltimore (and the world beyond) without being a terrific snob or even worse, a HIPSTER FUCKER.

Also please be introverted, unmarried, unpossessive, experienced, remarkably at ease in the present, brutally honest, neurotic, adventurous, realistic about your shortcomings, and under 35.

This is the less important section, but I tend to mesh well with tall, thin, brown-haired men with lots of testosterone ... you know, the ones who love cats, love good film, love good food, and are ruled by their senses of smell. don't hesitate to write me, even if that doesn't describe you at all.

and I hope at some point today you have asked yourself why the hell you're reading craigslist personals

this is in or around Baltimore

yes -- it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

179447853

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Reply to: pers-176995495@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-30, 12:21AM CDT

Im a 21yr old white female artist/daydreaming badass seeking an older (by which I mean 22-27 year old) man in the Madison area,
sense of humor and sarcasm a must. I also go HEAVILY on looks when it comes to anything but a friend. Prefer tall and buff-ish movie villain type. Foreign accent a plus but not required.

And yes I have pictures and such I can send, but you have to be worth it to get the damn things.

this is in or around Madison WI

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Reply to: pers-180653025@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-11, 3:04AM CDT

I like:
*Simon & Garfunkel
*Iron & Wine
*Cat Power
*Beastie Boys
*Shellac
*Jose Gonzalez
*The Knife
*Lil Wayne
*the four right chords that make me cry

I also like:
*Zadie Smith
*Leo Tolstoy
*Franz Fanon
*J.D. Salinger
*Roald Dahl --Matilda to Kiss Kiss
*Jean Rhys
*Vladmir Nabokov
*a book that makes me cry at the end, not because it's sad, but because I've finished experiencing its grandeur.

I also like:
*Cigarettes
*Gin & Tonics
*Having vices
*Big dogs
*Having no marketable life skills but still being intelligent
*Bullet-point organization

I dislike:
*Hardcore vegetarians
*Cops
*Corporate whores
*Phonies
*Isms...sexism, racism, classism...et cetera.

You like ___.

this is in or around Chitown, Baby!

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

180653025

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Reply to: pers-180869761@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-11, 1:47PM PDT

I thought it'd be cool to hang out with another straight or bi bro, watch hot pussy porn, exchanged thoughts about the movie, stroke together and bust a nut. If you are up for it, be 21-35, in good shape, clean and super discreet (got a GF). I need to travel, so you must host. Reply with stats, pics and location. Looking for this afternoon or tonight.

this is in or around LA/Valley/Hollywood/Westside/Eastside/Valencia/Central LA/Su

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Date: 2006-05-02, 9:58PM EDT

Here is a brief rundown of my encounters with the other lonely people. You can't keep this stuff bottled up. It'll kill ya.

#1.
Wow. You are surprisingly beautiful. From Pakistan, you say? How exotic.
No, I've never been, but I do support terrorism. Okay, that was a joke. Why are you shaking? Yeah, I'm a bit nervous too. First time and all. After hours of blithering about ourselves you are still nervous? I guess you are just a nervous person. Hey, is that your tongue in my mouth? Yep, it sure is. You're a great kisser. Oh, you really just see us having more of a friendship, eh? Then, may I ask, why are you moaning and licking the roof of my mouth? I know that I just had a Mento and they are deliciously minty. But really, I'm happy to give you your own.

#2.
What lofty position do you have at Alias Wavefront that you have access to the kind of computing power necessary to make your picture look so much less hideous than you actually are? Oh, you're from Liverpool. No, no, I find accents...sexy. Are we even speaking the same language? We should never have ordered food because now I have to watch you shovel that sushi pizza into your Homunculous face. Maybe you should find a floor grate to eat that over. Jesus Christ. Should I see if I can find a hose? Yes, the little folder that the guy just dropped on our table does contain the bill. Try not to look at it. I don't mind wasting my time and I love to waste my money but if I have to do both, for you, right now I'm going fucking kill everybody in this place and take the bloodletting out onto the street. It's okay, I'll tell you what you owe.

#3.
I'm okay. You're okay. The city is okay. I like spring too. Cats can be nice. The weather has been alright. My noodles are a bit soggy too. But not bad. No, not bad at all because nothing is truly bad nor is anything really that good. Beer is fine. Any one will do. Coffee or tea? I have no preference either. Should I hail a cab for you? We could just walk. Why don't we just stroll out into traffic together. Alive, dead. What's the difference, really?

#4.
We are obviously attracted to each other. You are a bit of a pot-head but I can live with that. You're voice is like sandpaper on my inner ear. Again, I can live with that, for now. You often repeat yourself and I'm not sure I can live with it but I'm doing my best. You didn't need to tell me how many guys you've banged but it is interesting nonetheless. You have a knack for spotting guys who just want to fuck a redhead, eh? I had no idea that was any kind of fetish. Funny. No need to worry, though, it's familiar territory. Hey, right on, we are fooling around on my couch. I am really horny. Oh my god, I've somehow killed you! Oh, its okay. You are in fact alive. What's wrong? You are just really quiet? You are sure that you are into this? Because I think that you may have just had a mild stroke. I wish I was one of those depraved redhead hunters because your lack of passion is inversly proportional to the hardness of my dick. Hmmm, I'm getting bored. Let's just smoke some more weed and I'll crack some more jokes.

#5.
You are cute in a Katie Holmes-ish, down syndromey kind of way. This bar is really loud so I miss a lot of what you say but it doesn't seem to effect our lopsided conversation one bit. You talk a lot but you only tell me stories about your friends. All I've gleaned about you is that you are an only child and are addicted to some reality show I've thankfully never heard of. Will you excuse me? I'm going to steal a car, drive to Malvern and see if I can get some high school kids to shoot me in the head. We settle up with the waitress and you didn't bring any money. How regal of you. No, I'll get it, no problem. At about 2:30 I ask, "Wanna get outta here?" You reply with, "I have to go home. Alone." I'm not sure how hot or interesting you think you are but what I meant was, "Can I please get the hell outta here?"

#6.
Your profile is amazing. We have all the same interests. You have an easy laugh. You're calm, independant, active, adventurous. You included a picture of your back tattoo eluding to some greater sensuality and the back that carried it was lithe, blemishless and sexy. We exchanged a few notes. The back and forth of electrons was full of wit and charm. We set up a date. I get there a few minutes early. You're late. More time goes by. I have another drink and then you're really late. After about 30 minutes I think to myself, "Thank God... whoever that is." You never show up and I just want you to know how happy I am. You never got the chance to befoul the perfect image I have of you. You will always be lithe, sexy, funny, happy, laid back and down to earth. And I will always be that snappily dressed, sarcastic, confident, mysterious hot guy without ever having the few minutes it would take to fuck it all up. I consider this my most successful connection to date. Um, to date.

#7.
By now I've seen enough. You sound sweet and you are attractive but I'm really just waiting to find out exactly why you and I will never stand on common ground and share a moment where the world makes sense from the perspective of being wrapped in each other's arms. I don't put much effort into getting ready for you. I don't even shave. I actually put on cologne that I don't like and I struggle with the psychological implications of this as I force myself out the door. When I see you its like looking in a mirror. No, you don't look like an unshaven dude. But you are just as jaded the one you are half heartedly listening too. We would pretend to be interested in each other but we aren't even pretending to be that interested in ourselves. You and I should probably go into counselling. And I don't mean together.

#8.
Now I'm really fucked up. When I was younger and dated a variety of women I always knew who the one with the problems was and it was always you. Now I'm not so sure. I've been really repulsed by some of these morons but it dawns on me that some of them probably found me silly. Maybe dorky. Maybe even stupid. The common denominator here is me. Oh, this is really bad. I got into this whole thing to meet women, have some fun and feel good about myself and now I'm starting to think that maybe I'm the idiot. So I sit here waiting for you at this noisy little cafe and I have no confidence at all. I'm a complete fucking tool! My mind is all frazzled. Maybe I can get out of here before you show up. Oh, shit. That's you isn't it? Short, brunette, glasses. Built like a shit brickhouse. You throw your hips as you stride over to me. My mind is completely corrupted. Complete system failure and there is no time to reboot. I start with the bad jokes right away. And worse yet, I'm laughing at them myself. You aren't. I feel like a drunk clown trying to entertain a cranky two year old. I stop recording before the pie hits me in the face. I don't want to remember this shit.

#9.
I've taken a few weeks off and my synapses are firing properly again. I'm a wonderful person. People like me. I wear that cologne that makes me smell like candy. We take our interweb conversations to a patio for some reality. Pretty standard stuff. You turn out to be a hot cougar. At least your body has stayed hot. No kids, I guess. The cigarette lighter suddenly illuminates the gauntness of your face. "Just What I Needed" comes over the speakers and I'm waiting for you to reveal that you are in fact Ric Okasek. Your voice has been soaked in gin and its kind of like being gurgled at by those vulture-things from The Dark Crystal. We decide to order some snacks. You pull your eyeball out of your head and hold it high in your hand, twisting it around like a periscope in an effort to spot the waitress. She doesn't see you at first but your barking gets her attention. You screech out your order with all the eloquence of a bandsaw cutting a piece of slate. You never look at the waitress and, in fact, treat her like shit. I enjoy my calamari despite the saliva, earwigs and bits of dust that I'm sure have found their way in there. I sit back in my chair and with one sip of wine my whole body relaxes. I smile as you prattle on. I'm so glad the problem is you and not me.

this is in or around Toronto

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

156928061

there comes a moment in every mans life where he must ask himself: "how desperate am i?"

$150 - Staunch Republican Meat eating Homophobic Man seeks Roommate
Reply to: hous-184426655@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-20, 7:57PM PDT

Great place. I live up in the hills. My house is decorated with exotic hardwoods, marble, and stuffed endangered animals.
You have your own shower. And if you are an attractive female, you can share mine with me.
My hobbies include raising veal, playing poker with pension plans, paying strippers for sex, crushing the working man, penis pumping, excessive flatulance, and the general swagger of man headed to Hades.
May be open to female vegetarians who would be open to the occassional sausagewich.
503-666-6969
H.G.W. the Third

* this is in or around NW PDX
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

184426655
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Still, I hope "sausagewich" enters the lexicon.

:(

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Date: 2004-08-01, 1:42AM EDT

Me: Young (early-20s), goodlooking, sociabl, Ivy Grad, who
visits NYC very often for work... but because I don't know
anyone, I don't go out (hate going out alone) and always spend my
nights alone in NYC:(

You: younger (18-23), very attractive - perhaps even a model,
outgoing and knows DC very well, knows LOTS of attractive girls
and knows of lots of parties and knows the nightscene very well.

We would go out on the town every night I'm in town (7-10
nights/mo) and I would pay you $X every time I get "lucky". You
would introduce me to all your hot girlfriends/female
acquaintances and help me meet girls while we're out with the
goal of helping me "get it on"... I'm easy on the eyes and am
personable, all I need is an introduction... you can feel free to
give your female acquiaintances a few words of encouragement
(since you get paid every time I seal the deal)...

Send me your pic, tell me your age, and a little about yourself.
I'll reply with my pic and number. Then we can meet and negotiate
a mutually acceptible fee for you every time we go out and I "get
lucky" with someone you've introduced me to;)

You can be male or female; you'd be my wingman/wingwoman, and
help me meet attractive females 18-24 and have fun in the
process!

This is perfect for a fratboy/sorority girl type who has a large
social network... or a model/actress type who knows lots of
attractive people.

Please respond with:
1. age/gender
2. picture
3. brief paragraph delineating your social
outlets/networks/hangouts, etc. 4. what you think fair
compensation would be to be my wingman/wingwoman for a night
(10pm-1am); if you are effective, I'd use you everytime I'm in
town (7-10 nights/month)

Reply to: anon-39158353@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-08-12, 12:56PM EDT

No sex involved. I am looking for a dominant type with a
nice voice
between 15-22yrs old.
This is a non contact position. Phone and internet
interaction. I am offering
$125.00 wk to start. There is no set hours,days..this is
going to take very little of your time. I need motivation.
I am good looking 31 yr old white male.
Race,religion unimportant. You need to at least have a
bitchy side and have no
problem cursing. I need a pic from you so I have an idea on
who I am dealing with and to also weed out the internet
trolls. I am serious about this and I
hope you are as well.

At your service,
A.J.

this is in or around from home.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other
commercial interests

Before emailing your resume PLEASE take a moment to review whether or not you have the following qualifications and whether you can commit to the following requirements as there is ABSOLUTELY no flexibility:

1. Must have atleast 2-3 years+ of PERSONAL ASSISTANT experience within a residence.
2. Must have worked as a PERSONAL ASSISTANT within the entertainment, media or for some kind of Public figure who is known for their fiery personality.
3. Must be willing to travel (with no obligations)spontaneously to fabulous places during major holidays.

If you possess these three MAJOR requirements you should read on. This is a fabulous opportunity for someone whose vocation is to make sure others feel happy and comfortable. This is a high profile position, but it is NOT for the purpose of being a stepping stone job into acting, directing or producing. No other credentials other than the ones listed will be accepted. The right person for this job will be able to juggle, multi-task, shop at the most exclusive places, know the best stylists, make-up artists, handle publicists, make reservations at the best restaurants...basically just be "in the know." You must be organized, smart, articulate, polished and poised. The right individual must also be very thick skin and not react to brash comments or four letter words rolling out of the boss' tongue.

This is an immediate hire!!! Excellent benefits and fabulous perks, travel, bonus and unexpected, almost new and sometimes new "hand me downs."

Hours are 10am-7pm or 11am-8pm. No weekends unless there is travel."

the funny thing is, i know these people.

the one thing they really should've added was:

"don't answer this ad if you expect any kind of
remuneration for your efforts. we're more famous
than peanut butter, but have no money to speak of."

they've been advertising a similar position on
their website for years. they go through "assistants"
like an mx missile might notebook paper.

i live about two thousand miles from where they're at,
and have nonetheless been asked if i might "know somebody"
who'd be into "helping out around the office."

hubris is fucked up drug, man...

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Reply to: pers-186553562@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-26, 1:13PM CDT

If you like either of these guys then you probably are into atmosphere and sage francis too. Which would be a very good thing. I am not "hip hop" or "scene" in my apperances though...I promise. I am loads of fun and can hang around and feel more comfortable around a group of guys rather than girls.( I fucking hate drama) I also like to flirt, so that might be part of my reasoning behind groups of guys,huh? Anyways, if you can get down with aesop and don't look like a bum, shoot me an email, you will be pleasantly surprised.

this is in or around chicago

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

haha good luck on that one, kid

I was just cleaning up my computer room and found a webcam I do not use. It is a brand new Logetech Messenger cam. The most popular out there. It is mint and I stll have the driver. Is there a cute lady that would like to trade it for a nice relaxing handjob? I love handjobs as they are very safe. I am tall thin and good looking and clean. Age and race no matter. I would like to host tonight.

you know who i am?im rick james bitch.now who wants to get fucked by the king?
hot,hung,healthy and who gives a fuck what YOU look like,i dont.just be sure to bring that ass of yours,im gonna need it.

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Reply to: pers-187932700@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-07-29, 10:59PM CDT

I saw you at Pitchfork standing in line for beer tickets. We caught each other's eyes and then acted very interested in the trees and the ground. Wish we would have said something to one another:"Did you like Art Brut?" perhaps. Me: oversized sunglasses, striped Urban Outfitters shirt, lots of long necklaces, skirt, dirty chuck tailors, short messy wavy hair in pigtails, lots of bangs. You: dark shaggy hair, dark frame glasses, rolled up jeans, dark socks, plaid button down, smoking American Spirits. Let's get coffee at Filter or some PBRs at Gold Star sometime?

this is in or around Union Park/Pitchfork

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Sounds like she stands out in a crowd.

everyone would be happy all over the world

no conspiracies would be neccesaries to explain how fuck up are the arabs since they would be happy and democratic too.

you would be paid to burn arab oil.

arab women would be prettier

arab people would be smarter

oil would not produce CO2 and other contaminants (put there by the Israeli government).

virgens would have sex because they would not be needed as virgens anymore (as prize to the martyr scum) because there would not be arab martyrs.

there would be only one great ARABIA full of trees (since Israel is to be blamed for the desert in Arab Lands).

honor killings of Arab women would not be necessary anymore (since with no Israel what else would compell them to have sex out of marriage)

I would be happier than now giving my tax dollars to arab countries.

Yasser Arafat would be a saint.

the arab lovers would be recognized as smart people.

The UN would finally take care of Africa.

* this is in or around Real world
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

YOUR BODY SHAKES & SHUDDERS ~ YOUR BACK ARCHES ~ YOUR TOES CURL.
Has it been too long since you've experienced divine pleasure like this?
Is it because you work too much? Are in-between relationships?
Unappreciated by a selfish partner? Whatever your situation, the Doctor understands.

EVERYONE DESERVES TO BE TOUCHED in a way that feels good. Another's warm touch is a basic human need. Through role-play therapy, the Doctor will help you embrace your desires and accept them for the natural, healthy, primal urges that they are.

DURING YOUR SESSION the Doctor will begin by asking you a series of personal questions regarding your experiences and perspectives on a variety of intimate behaviours. Do you have trouble reaching climax? Do you strive for more intense orgasms? Multiple ones? Do you often experience throbbing, aching and wetness down below - for no apparent reason?

AS YOU BECOME MORE COMFORTABLE, you may be surprised to hear yourself openly talking about personal intimacies in ways you’ve never uttered to anyone. Ever. Before long the Doctor will have formulated the appropriate therapy for your particular case. He will discuss your options and recommend a course of treatment.

EXAMINATION & TREATMENT.
Putting a stethoscope to your chest, the Doctor will listen to the pace of your heart. Can you feel it quickening? He will then hand you a velour robe and ask you to disrobe in the changing room. And you do, because he's the Doctor and it's important to follow doctor's orders. Upon your return, the Doctor will lay you down on the examining table and begin to look at, feel and probe in places normally kept deeply veiled from view. He will examine your breasts, tweak your nipples, and test their responsiveness. He will gently massage your labia and clitoris with a warm lubricant to observe how they respond to stimuli. Will your vulva swell? Change color? Get moist? Will your nipples grow erect? Will you orgasm? All will be made note of.

FULLY EQUIPPED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
Donning white latex gloves, the doctor will continue his exploration, probing your anal region (if you wish), to evaluate your level of sensitivity, comfort or alarm. The Doctor will use any of your battery-powered vibrational instruments and may deploy them as he sees fit. Other treatments may include having you masturbate in front of the Doctor so he can observe your orgasming techniques. Or receiving an application of his high-protein moisturizing crème to your body and skin. Additional therapies such as a luxurious full-body massage will be performed as per each patient's needs and requests. In the event you can’t hold still during your exam, it may become necessary to mildly restrain you with the Doctor’s silk necktie. This is for your own good.

THE PRACTICE.
The Doctor will provide this unique service to ONE special woman who want's to explore her sexuality in a safe, sane and completely consensual environment. He finds it gratifying to be able to share his gift of touch.

YOUR FIRST VISIT.
Upon the doctor entering your house, you will feel nervous. How nervous? Very nervous. Almost all first-time patients are. But at the same time you will feel alive with a sense of anticipation and forbidden excitement that has been absent from your life for far too long. Butterflies are completely understandable. And as such, the Doctor’s medicine chest is stocked with fine wine and drink should you care to indulge. The Doctor request to be in a smoke free enviornment and expects you to be smoke free.

SAFETY, CONFIDENTIALITY & ANONYMITY.
Please note that the Doctor will refuse any patient averse to using protection for certain acts that may pose a health risk. The Doctor is also adamant about patient privacy. Rest assured that whatever happens here stays here.

NAME YOUR KINK.
Is there's something that turns you on or that you've been curious to try? Now's your opportunity to discuss and/or try it. The Doctor is open-minded and nonjudgmental. He understands that women enjoy a wide spectrum of pleasures and requests -- and is willing to accommodate you within reason. So speak up. Your privacy is assured. In fact, the Doctor prefers to not even know your real name.

ABOUT THE DOCTOR.
The Doctor is a educated, honest, and a busy professional. He is 6' tall, handsome, clean, fit, respectful, and a gentleman. He possesses a wry sense of humor and a vivid and creative imagination. The Doctor is selective about the patients he accepts, with preference given to those who are height/weight proportional,cute looking, very clean hygiene, and not a player. He will make calls, and prefers an eastside lady, but will consider an out of the area call if the prognosis is critical.

CREDENTIALS.
The Doctor received his medical training by watching hours and hours of General Hospital, ER, Marcus Welby MD, and porn. The Doctor orchestrates this role-playing therapy because, quite simply, life is short and this is fun. If you agree and are ready to turn a fantasy into a reality, feel free to inquire about an appointment.

FEES
While some patients have insisted that the Doctor accept a small gratuity for his fine service, this is not his policy. Although a nice bottle of wine to share will not be refused. Reciprocation? Sure, the Doctor enjoys being touched, too. And an inspired Doctor usually makes for a more inspired examination.

REACHING THE END OF YOUR JOURNEY.
When your one- to two-hour exam regrettably ends, you will be radiating a mischievous glow. Because tonight you’ve been a naughty, naughty girl. And you liked it. You will feel content, fulfilled, exhilarated, and wonder why you waited soooo long to finally surrender to your inner callings. You've read this far and you’re probably thinking "This is so freaky!" Yet, you're strangely intrigued. You’re wondering, “Is this for real?” The Doctor can assure you – it is. And now it’s up to you to...

REQUEST AN APPOINTMENT.
If you are an independent, free-spirited woman not bound by convention, and would like to see the Doctor, send an email with a brief description of yourself, height/weight/age/bust, and the reason you are requesting a visit. Include a photo for a quick appointment.

Before granting appointments, a brief screening is required. The Doctor is ready to see you now. Are you ready to see the Doctor? Please, no weirdos or bogus replies.

(Women only)

I am a sexy young female just returned from a year in Europe seeking a hottie to help me remember english. Must wash hands regularly and no feet fetishists. Looking like Harry Potter is a plus. If interested, send me a pic and I'll reciprocate if I approve.

You seemed to spend an awful lot of time trying to get a look at my cleavage this evening. You were 40ish, blue denim shirt, chatted me up as you were leaving..... drop a note back if you want a closer look...

And, to weed out the gawkers, give a quick description of what I was wearing....

Yo came in with your friend to bail someone out, it took a min we were smoking boges and shit in my office anyway i should of said sumthing but i didnt well if you get this im sure you remember me holla at me we should get up and chill sometime for real

It'd be cool if loads of 12-year-olds reply. "Yeah well you didn't say which title"

Laidback masc guy looking for another to hang, kick back some beers, ski, watch some porn...no agenda...see where is goes

hit me back with stats/pic and lets do this

like the rain/such a pain/iso semi beauty queen 4 the love thing
Reply to: pers-197756455@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-23, 7:20AM PDT

u looking for me...u should be...california....the sunshine state....good sunsets too....but only for you....

* this is in or around close to yosemite/beaches/high sierras
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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