― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link
"Yo. Hey, yo, boss. You bringing out any bread? Oh, it cost a dollar fifty? Naw, I'm not interested." -- ghetto motherfucker.
"It cost fifty cent for cheese on the salad? No, I don't want it." -- ghetto motherfucker.
"Yeah, that's all I'm ordering. Oh, my son? No he's not hungry." -- ghetto motherfucker.
"I don't like these fries. Can I get another side? [after 9/10th of the fries are ate]" -- ghetto motherfucker.
"Yo, does the queso dip come with that cheese sauce too?" -- ghetto motherfucker.
"Five waters for us. Kids drinks are free, right? Get him a coke." -- ghetto motherfucker.
"It says here, 'Sandwiches come with fries, red beans and rice, or cole slaw.' So why are you only giving me one side? It says right here I get three. What? Let me see your manager." -- ghetto motherfucker.
I hope that clears it up!
― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link
are you giving the ghetto mofos good service?
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:23 (eighteen years ago) link
"Can I get the Tripple Threat?" (Tripple Treat...)
and my all time favorite.
"Hey, yo, man. I think there's no alcohol in my virgin margarita. I can't taste it."
― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Are You Nomar? (miloaukerman), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:25 (eighteen years ago) link
"Actually, nevermind. I want to change my order, I need to eat healthy. I'm going to have the Tripple Treat."
You know what it is? Three fried chicken tenders, three fried mozarella sticks, and three beef nachos. I was at a loss for words.
― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link
xp HAHA that's a tripple threat alright.
― jed_ (jed), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link
She ordered a lemonade and drank the entire thing, plus a second one. Then she wanted a coffee. She was outraged that I charged for two drinks and demanded to see the manager.
― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link
this is the only really offensive one (but who knows, maybe the kid WASN'T hungry!)
― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― theoritical prius (dr g), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:38 (eighteen years ago) link
I just hate a certain portion of our clientele that makes the job hell at times.
― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 14 November 2005 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link
So I threw a good chunk into the tip jar and left. THAT'S where sensible tipping will get you in this country.
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 14 November 2005 07:57 (eighteen years ago) link
someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 November 2005 08:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 14 November 2005 10:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― naus (Robert T), Monday, 14 November 2005 10:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 14 November 2005 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Nathalie is in Da Base II Dark (stevie nixed), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Monday, 14 November 2005 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link
WHy would you stop someone doing something that is kinder than what would usually occur?
― Nicht, Monday, 14 November 2005 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link
(so I often end up tipping anyway)
― peter in montreal (spaces are allowed), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Original Lonely Guy (Baked Bean Teeth), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mr Adolph bin Streisand (Mr_Adolph_bin_Streisand), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jdubz (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:08 (eighteen years ago) link
9 works of work39 dollars of tips7 people I considered murdering
people, tip your fucking servers.
― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 19 November 2005 06:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 19 November 2005 06:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 19 November 2005 06:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mugur Simionov (dr g), Saturday, 19 November 2005 06:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Saturday, 19 November 2005 06:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 19 November 2005 06:40 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mugur Simionov (dr g), Saturday, 19 November 2005 06:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 19 November 2005 06:55 (eighteen years ago) link
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― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 19 November 2005 07:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mugur Simionov (dr g), Saturday, 19 November 2005 07:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 20 January 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link