when kirk douglas's father quit smoking he would keep a pack of cigarettes in his breast pocket and every once in a while he'd take the pack out and say to it: WHO IS STRONGER? ME OR YOU? ME!
he was a hard man.
― scott seward, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link
we know you love him. xp
that was the ragman?
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 May 2016 16:21 (eight years ago) link
indeed.
― scott seward, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link
man reading this thread you realise old jews are better than new jews
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 6 May 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link
Harold Lipshitz, 85
http://www.nyacknewsandviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/hal-linden.jpg
― Josefa, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link
huh I had no idea Kirk Douglas was Jewish
― Οὖτις, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:37 (eight years ago) link
Alfred can you honestly say you "love" Bill Kristol wtf
KD born Izzy Demsky
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 May 2016 16:38 (eight years ago) link
Israel Kristal, 112
http://i.imgur.com/O07yDq7.jpg
(plaque reads "Oldest Really Old Jew")
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 6 May 2016 23:40 (eight years ago) link
i never really thought of mel and gene as being from the same generation. probably because gene got a later start.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 03:20 (seven years ago) link
This anecdote from Denis Norden (age, 94) made me chuckle:
When Norden was asked by the Evening Standard's literary editor to review Gershon Legman's massive volume, The Rationale of the Dirty Joke: An Analysis of Sexual Humour, the excited and proud reviewer snapped up a dozen copies of the paper and took a few of them to his parents. While his mother just checked to see that her son's name had been prominently printed before returning to her cooking, "my father... shook his head and, indicating the book's title, sighed: ‘So this is what you're now the big expert on?'"
― (SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 September 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jkYGxT4.jpg
Gershon Kingsley, 93
― los blue jeans, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1eQEv2UJ8Y
― PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link
Sylvere Lotringer, 78http://cdn0.walkerartcenter.org/static/cache/3b/3be1be2e3fddb9fcc1dc9e06185be93d.jpg
― one way street, Saturday, 1 October 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link
Hèléne Cixous, 79http://www.thehindu.com/multimedia/dynamic/02688/07janpyann04-he_TH_2688233f.jpg
― one way street, Saturday, 1 October 2016 02:04 (seven years ago) link
kinda forgot if he was or wasn't...sorry! lee konitz, 89 years young!
https://jazzinphoto.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/lee-konitz-terry-cryer.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 23 December 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link
love to my stepdad, Martin Abraham Sussman, at 82 he's old enough to hang on this thread for sure
and, sadly, he's hanging by a thread, too
hang in there dude
― the tune was space, Saturday, 24 December 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link
aw, so sorry. i feel like i get closer to that all the time with my parents. it's no fun. best to you and your family. 82 is nothing to sneeze at! that's a lot of living.
― scott seward, Saturday, 24 December 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link
Tom Lehrer, 88.
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/640x360/p01jwkcq.jpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LslsgH3-UFU
― Pheeel, Saturday, 24 December 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link
i just heard the news! love ya, shelley! i listened to your record albums a bunch when i was a little kid. so funny!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QWRN8O7P2qk/VhyGUjnKB8I/AAAAAAAAPpw/5e9VRmJzQC0/s1600/Shelley%2BBerman%2Bon%2Bthe%2BTelephone.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 4 September 2017 02:58 (six years ago) link