Real England

Naked woman sandcastle police apologise for 'bad taste' sculpture

"The sculpture, depicting a sprawled murder victim surrounded by police tape..."

"Ms Toms acknowledged officers had intended to be 'light-hearted'"

ah, one of those light-hearted murders...

The Laughing Policeman

they won a competition with that? fuck

have they... have they pixellated out the sand sideboob

http://i.imgur.com/gdwole4.jpg

I don't recall ever seeing a playground spring rider until around the mid 1990s, maybe? america seems to have had them for longer according to this website about playground spring riders from approx 1950-1980: http://www.vintagespringriders.com/

that playground is v real

Nice of the council to put a bench there for the peados paid for by our taxes.

Ha, it reminds me of the saddest pub play area in the world that we visited in Leeds (doesn't seem to give me an option to link to the pic directly, hopefully the url link goes to the right place).

there were definitely spring riders (though i don't know if i've seen that term before) at the turn of the '90s in my local playground. which, in a fine instance of realness, is now a pile of rubble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xe11smVMoA

The Fishing Party documentary from 1986. Mark Clarke is probably a big fan of these people.

His car was described by police as “old and rusty” and was parked on double yellow lines.

found some english reality on my way home

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjyshJ9WUAE29vG.jpg

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/may/31/big-gamble-dangerous-british-betting-shops

your REAL England right here

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jun/08/bhs-owner-boss-says-dominic-chappell-had-his-fingers-in-the-till

wealth creators, the white knights of the free market

Crusaders, even.

I like to think of them as "my betters"

I love the way that when Maxwell was dipping into pension funds it was scandalous fraud and now it is just standard practice.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkdqkUiUUAAFmCN.jpg

http://youtu.be/jFElOYdyg8U

Real England 1993

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-36490552

yep

if you can handle a short trip across the border there is a greater depth of lol quote here http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/seagull-turned-bright-orange-after-11448715

“He was just a bit embarrassed,” Lucy, of Tewkesbury’s Vale Wildlife Hospital, said.

“He does not like spicy food any more.

The police where called because I offered my pen to voters.
This is the police woman they sent

100% EU hater.islamaphobic Britain loving wife mum and grandmother.praying the EU goes up in flames.

Family Run Business at Montego Bay Restaurant
Co Owner at B&B the coachouse
Former owner with jim jackson at Little Leigh Farm Equestrian Centre
Worked at Cheddar Woods Resort and Spa
Self-Employed
Studied How to suss out scammers at School of Hard Knocks, The University of Life
Went to Crookhorn Secondary School
Lives in Rojales, Valenciana, Spain
Married
From Portsmouth

School of Hard Knocks, The University of Life

^always a beacon for good content on profiles

good find

http://i.imgur.com/sItLUUc.jpg

Someone just got stabbed near a polling station in Huddersfield so the press are running clickbait "brexit horror" nonsense. The victim actually got stabbed in Greenhead Park and wandered towards the polling station.

lol

there are quite a lot of polling stations

Charlie decided at the age of nine that he wanted to be a plumber, after noticing that his local plumber was well respected, had a great lifestyle and money.
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQU-UXbcvdCwCpuQnPrLN6RP7SOLmcHfcoE6TuP7PwcdBSvhNrYpA
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrwOc8WNEjEmKIpv240eHN6rTNRj449V-HdRvNG1Li8JLEl2r9Hg

If you google image this clown you can't help but notice the plastic surgery face-melt of recent years.

Yes, in the second photo it also looks like he's cut his head out from his wedding photograph and and pasted it on with that rubbery gum stuff you used to in school. Shhhh, don't tell the missus!

I am sure he will be an inspiration to many aspirational working class kids who will take one look at him and decide never to have plastic surgery:p

talking of tradespeople, i keep seeing this guy's van around town:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/modvan.jpg

baller plate

always see Charlie Mullins as one of those 'aggressive Christmas' people - their extensive decorations feel like they're up for most of the year.

"Up to 2,000 people were expected to gather in East Park, Southampton, to celebrate Eid - the end of the holy month of Ramadan - tomorrow and Tuesday. But organisers the British Bangladeshi Cultural Academy have cancelled the event after far-right groups threatened to hold a protest in the city following the EU referendum vote.
Members of the far-right PIE AND MASH SQUAD, who describe themselves as 'a group of people who love Pie n Mash and Britain the way it used to be', say they will hold a demonstration in the city.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672402/Huge-Muslim-festival-celebrate-Eid-cancelled-escalating-racial-tensions-following-Brexit-vote.html

Next up the Jellied Eel Young Team who want to reclaim cockney and the way things used to be in East London

Yeah that lot were due to hold a 'no more refugees' demo in brighton soon, absolute garbage people

wtf is wrong with people

im into pie and mash, but not the ideology.

went through the various pie and mash associated social media looking for #content but I don't recommend it

Are there splinter groups that argue over with or without gravy?

it's all just horrible post-vice posturing, any gravy would be purely semiotic

http://i.imgur.com/huyAP2o.png