Have you seen Junior's grades?! ILM Artist Poll #75 - VAN HALEN (Results thread)

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only time will tell
if we stand the test of time

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

uh jf did you get my ballot

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

oh wait nm wrong song

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 00:18 (seven years ago) link

i looove "drop dead legs"

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 00:19 (seven years ago) link

yeah it's not even that i hate Van Hagar. well, not all of it anyway. there's a handful of decent songs but none would make my top 30.

rmde bob (will), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link

youtube commenters seem to really like Sammy

rmde bob (will), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

doing what listening i could this week it really is apparent how much more capable the band is with sammy out front. as a unit, they just become capable of so much more. unfortunately they also become Cock Rock Asia.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 01:05 (seven years ago) link

youtube commenters seem to really like Sammy

― rmde bob (will), Monday, May 23, 2016 8:57 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a whole new kind of Sad YouTube

a goon shaped tool (some dude), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

I was going to post these with youtubes of guitar geeks trying to recreate the solos, but it took too long to find good ones...

SOLOS
4 ballots received
13 songs voted for

5. Hot For Teacher
69 points | 2 votes

4. Panama
86 points | 3 votes

3. Jump
96 points | 3 votes

2. Eruption
120 points | 3 votes | 3 first place votes

1. Beat It
170 points | 5 votes | 1 first place vote

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:31 (seven years ago) link

how did more people not vote for the "poundcake" solo? it involves a drill!!

maura, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:49 (seven years ago) link

I'm just glad Beat It won, because it really is the best.

Here's #20...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G2JKIVstJU

20. ON FIRE
(Van Halen; 1978) 183 points | 8 votes

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vJUvecTTR0

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

(Sorry to Mr. Big-bomb the thread, though Paul Gilbert is a nuts guitarist)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:56 (seven years ago) link

(The drill comes out at 6:40)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

i didn't do a solos list just because i barely had time to send in a ballot at all, but that's a good list

a goon shaped tool (some dude), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

The Beat It solo is so graceful, so easy in execution. Always the highlight of the song

calstars, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

Isolated "Beat It" solo. A true mic drop, like "Enjoy your rhythm track, Lukather. See ya!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aplfy9YZcZs

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:08 (seven years ago) link

Back to "On Fire," when I first bought the debut, it was on cassette and the song was at the end of side 1, but it apparently was always meant to be the closer. So when I hear it after "Ice Cream Man" now, it still sounds weird.

Disappointed it only came it at 20, because on any given day it could be my favorite VH song of all.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOpSS46VezQ

19. SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTOR
(Van Halen II; 1979) 186 points | 9 votes

Another TOO LOW

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:20 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lynStsoEMc8

18. BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
(Van Halen II; 1979) 207 points | 12 votes

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:53 (seven years ago) link

^^ Both of those would have been VERY strong contenders for a #1 on my ballot.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link

I knew what that was before I clicked it, and I still clicked it.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEsckJ56Bng

17. I'M THE ONE
(Van Halen; 1978) 214 points | 9 votes

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 15:48 (seven years ago) link

^^^^^^^ yessss

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

kinda the ultimate vh song imo

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

Is there any VH that doesn't feature even just a little bit of boogie?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

I was just curious and did some googling, and it's remarkable how little footage there is of them in the early days, and that even what little exists already has them at playing to thousands c. 1978.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:42 (seven years ago) link

Maybe one day I'll figure what people like so much about this one—it's always a fan fave in VH discussions—but it hasn't happened yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_-ytH0JMZg

16. LITTLE GUITARS
(Diver Down; 1982) 227 points | 9 votes | 1 first place vote

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link

uh iirc it's

CATCH AS CATCH
CATCH AS CATCH
CAAAAN

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link

like, what a cool part of a cool song

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:03 (seven years ago) link

people think tiny things are cute, even guitars

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:06 (seven years ago) link

It's joyous and light of spirit. I guess the "intro" is not considered part of this, although Roth wrote his lyrics thinking of flamenco and Mexicans based on that

Josefa, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti1BWGgdGL8

15. ERUPTION
(Van Halen; 1978) 302 points | 12 votes | 1 first place vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X6e7uctAww

14. YOU REALLY GOT ME
(Van Halen; 1978) 318 points | 15 votes

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

oh my god

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

should have also polled all of michael anthony's \m/ faces

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

Little Guitars was my #1, I just think it's a crazy mix of jazzy bullshit in the beginning, latin whatever, a great catch-phrase backed by a break beat, and some pizzicato wanking

calstars, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link

my son's favorite song for the past couple weeks has been the original "You Really Got Me," he'll listen to it 2 or 3 times in a row and totally rock out. i'm gonna drop the VH version on him next time he asks to hear it and see what happens.

a goon shaped tool (some dude), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

lol cool test

"Wait, dad...whaaaaaa???"

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:30 (seven years ago) link

the original back to the future prom moment

home organ, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DstMopCz5cA

13. ATOMIC PUNK
(Van Halen; 1978) 329 points | 14 votes | 1 first place vote

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link

and aren't we all victims of the science age in the end

home organ, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

Think I might change my Twitter bio to "I can't remember when I was your age."

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:46 (seven years ago) link

i like to imagine DLR changing into a really badass road warrior style getup when this came up on the setlist in the 70s

home organ, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

12. HOT FOR TEACHER
(1984; 1984) 373 points | 16 votes

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

x-post It was generally their closer at their 1979 shows

Josefa, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOjm4I7LRgY

11. JAMIE'S CRYIN'
(Van Halen; 1978) 373 points | 16 votes | 1 first place vote

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

I've just about now, 27 years later, gotten to where I can listen to Jamie's Cryin' without thinking about Wild Thing.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link

ahaha ok my no. 1 won't make it :(

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link

Eruption my #1 because VAN HALEN!

weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link


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