Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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*witnesses female being disrespected in his presence*
*leaves, goes home, turns on computer*
*writes email to offender*
*returns to scene, sees offender again harassing woman, this time from inside a tank*
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a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:25 (seven years ago) link

But wait, isn't the first weapon the tank-slicer?

emil.y, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

that's the way I read it. He (or she) attacks them with a sword and then if necessary writes an email.

silverfish, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

I'm also wondering how exactly how respectful it is to refer to a woman as "a female"

silverfish, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

I assumed he was speaking in order of the picture, u guys are ignorent.

a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:52 (seven years ago) link

Simone Giertz is the best new internet person.

jmm, Thursday, 26 May 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

I am have subscribing to her now.

Please, no one disrespect her. There will be no third chances.

Wet Food (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 May 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kAgutqG.jpg

, Friday, 27 May 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

the internet discusses whether it's safe to fuck this rock

http://i.imgur.com/mhZed85.jpg

benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 May 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

hueg sorry :(

benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 May 2016 12:45 (seven years ago) link

That is both hilarious and a weirdly interesting biochemistry/geology discussion.

emil.y, Friday, 27 May 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

Rock fucking discussion is amazing and so much deeper than I would have expected from a discussion about fucking rocks.

I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Saturday, 28 May 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysi-nccXCa4

, Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kAgutqG.jpg

This is fake, btw.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 10:11 (seven years ago) link

"Arsuxeo"

ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3V0bNrtqFVbD4pVu/giphy.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link

túshy

ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link

hush hush

balls, Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4JGPC8x.jpg

, Sunday, 5 June 2016 16:35 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM

scott seward, Monday, 6 June 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

I'm the best man. I did it. +pauses, stares+

Three Word Username, Monday, 6 June 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link

Okay, double lol.

What's Your Definition of a Dirty Baby? (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 June 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link

dying at the guy fieri video

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 6 June 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

i choose to believe he said "what's really on my mind is how they think that i'm a grape"

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 6 June 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

i thought that was what he said and i believe it too

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

we watch that video at every family reunion. we all end up in crying with laughter without fail

Spottie, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

I am trying to convince some of my college classmates to help me recreate it at our next reunion

STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

my favorite thing about that is the e-drum kit lurking in the bushes. I think I might use that as my stage setup if I ever play live again.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

That's your family, spottie?

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 9 June 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link

haha yeeeeah no

Spottie, Thursday, 9 June 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

I'd fulfill my husbandly duty with the fine Christian lady on the left, a-OOOO-ga!

Three Word Username, Thursday, 9 June 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

the other thing killing me is that I want to sing "Independent Women Part I" or "Bugaboo" over it

STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

plz tell me there are gifs of the guy's dance break

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 9 June 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

?

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 9 June 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

it speaks to me

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Thursday, 9 June 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

I drew the week irregularly shaped because I've never seen an irregularly shaped week before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see an irregularly shaped week.

del griffith, Friday, 10 June 2016 02:30 (seven years ago) link

https://www.tumblr.com/video/thisisnotandrew/145690703902/700/

, Friday, 10 June 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 June 2016 12:57 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/SDTWN5c.jpg

, Saturday, 18 June 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

....drew?

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 19 June 2016 05:26 (seven years ago) link

...owen?

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 19 June 2016 11:22 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/iYpwgYddj6g

, Sunday, 19 June 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/iXl5199m3rt

, Saturday, 25 June 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link


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