Rolling Worst Music of 2016 - Making That Meghan Trainor Money

flea looks 100 years old

Surprised that this song had been out since April and yet hasn't shown up on here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q7FdMFWFxY

I couldn't even make it through the whole thing.

aw cmon that's kind of cute, kind of

musically it's pretty ok imo

i made it through the whole thing at least

Nah, MarkoP OTM--this is garbage. Between Halsey's "New Americana" and this, is millennial nostalgia already becoming a thing?

big guitar sounds SO MUCH like asia's "heat of the moment" (appropriate for the "grew up on MTV" line)

don't hate it, though i feel i should

Beck track would be pretty dope if they had removed all mics from the studio while recording

Nah, MarkoP OTM--this is garbage. Between Halsey's "New Americana" and this, is millennial nostalgia already becoming a thing?

― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Thursday, June 9, 2016 10:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalin

There was another piece of shit just like this in the last year or two by a late 90s/early 2000s band. I'm struggling to think of it right now, but it's probably in one of the predecessor threads.

Like a Nickleback or Lighthouse kinda band.

This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Robi0Kp-zs

good charlotte song reminded me of that one marianas trench song, "here's to the zeroes" or something. which i haven't heard more than once so maybe i don't actually remember what it sounds like

No, that wasn't it, but we can add it to the list. I think we've got a whole genre here!

We still argue about who's better
Elton John or Billy Joel
We still wonder if Kurt really
Wrote the song she sang in Hole

O_O

I couldnt make out many the words but something so horrific emanating out of one of the offices

"I'm lonely...

uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh"

I feel really upset at this horrible music, don't they think about other people?

?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZZfaDp02o

It wasnt that, hopefully I never hear it again and it remains a mystery

Playlist updated to now; I dare you to get through all two and a half hours. Now with 5% Meghan Trainor!

ILM's Rolling Worst Songs 2016 Spotify Playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM

I have been staying off the "new Ghostbusters looks like it is hot garbage" bandwagon because of how much I like the stars and want it to succeed but this song is appalling and making me want to set the entire enterprise on fire

ilikeit

oh yay now ghostbusters is a gatorade commercial

hate to say it but the Missy verse might be the most depressing bit

(i'm not afraid)

run dmc got more than 16 bars on ghostbusters pt. II, kind of weird to me that this isn't missy feat. fallout boy, right?

fuuuuuuck, that is a strong contender for worst song i've heard this year and a stronger contender for "what is 2016" for $500 alex
and here comes the missy verse. this makes "nightmare on my street" sound hard

The only surprise here is the weirdly dated sound of this thing. Like, I'm hearing a lot more late 90s-style suckage than 2016-style suckage.

There is a new crime, I am working in a cafe and there is a song called get you back by mayer hawthorne. I have a very specific picture in my head of two people in orange and yellow tshirts, there might be big festival hats, its really bad and i am having feelings of anxiety, churning inside

No more jester nihilism!

If it's any consolation, he's about to be crushed by a giant orange.

It doesn't sound that bad to me, but on repeat at work it would be terrible. Especially the Falling Down the Stairs sound effect, and the line "I got on a plane to my Emmy".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPLAH04ILY

Interestingly, the Missy/Fall Out Boy song was finished before they even knew about the movie reboot.

death team discovers the '90s (n.b.: this may actually belong in another thread) https://soundcloud.com/deathteam/jump-1

Playlist is updated.

i guess this is just what she /does/ now -- meaningless empowerment anthems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFIIMEe2Ht0

Katy Perry is a walking emoticon that means U R IMPORTANT

More like "O-lame-pics" amirite

(XP) Why would Death Team ever not belong in this thread? This is their home. Even if that song is better than their previous ones. Less worse, anyway. If the Beatles were still together now, that's what they'd write instead of "Hello, Goodbye".

I was wondering whether anyone in my fatherland had made any god-awful songs about Brexit. For your sake, please, FFS, don't wonder about that.

Because I think I saw someone defend it somewhere (and also because it sucks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA

every generation gets the song it deserves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrK6QxS_ZRk

Ima wake up to my nakedness
Cause I'm walkin' on the beat yeah

All the kids are wakin' up
And they're naked when the beat drops

Goddamn.

I was wondering whether anyone in my fatherland had made any god-awful songs about Brexit. For your sake, please, FFS, don't wonder about that.

― sbahnhof, Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:03 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, if you leave out songs by actual Ukip supporters (which are really overqualified itt)...

...it's still pretty bad. That Stereophonics guy will have to take some of the blame for the referendum result smdh

https://youtu.be/ciSo524vIEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciSo524vIEI

https://youtu.be/Ur7_jT-obmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur7_jT-obmc

https://youtu.be/ffPGnXWwRew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffPGnXWwRew

https://youtu.be/h7V5lnCA7DM

El Perro Del Mar creates "All Lives Matter, the album"

Worst thing I've heard this year, even beats the balloon boy thing -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQG-ibJIKsQ

D:

So were auto tuning little kids now?

We're

320k followers on twitter can we maybe get him into space camp or in the army or something before he metastisizes?
https://twitter.com/duhitzmark/status/774652205160730625

this is a little too perfect to not be a bieber parody tbh
https://twitter.com/duhitzmark/status/768241165154017280

"Selfie" just seems like Rebecca Black version 359. Kid does look really young so I guess throw in a little of "Dur Dur D'être Bébé."

Making the rounds among some UK critics today. This is garbage beyond belief.

https://www.facebook.com/captainflatcap/videos/1081662428553023/

Aw these burner klezmer-step kids are adorable c'mon now. Not that there's any excuse for wearing a flat cap with a hoodie.

yeesh

since it relates to genre it might also belong on a Worst Music of All Time thread