Rolling Worst Music of 2016 - Making That Meghan Trainor Money

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM

volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

I have been staying off the "new Ghostbusters looks like it is hot garbage" bandwagon because of how much I like the stars and want it to succeed but this song is appalling and making me want to set the entire enterprise on fire

volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2016 19:38 (seven years ago) link

ilikeit

oculus lump (contenderizer), Friday, 24 June 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link

oh yay now ghostbusters is a gatorade commercial

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 24 June 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

hate to say it but the Missy verse might be the most depressing bit

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 24 June 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

(i'm not afraid)

run dmc got more than 16 bars on ghostbusters pt. II, kind of weird to me that this isn't missy feat. fallout boy, right?

it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Friday, 24 June 2016 04:16 (seven years ago) link

fuuuuuuck, that is a strong contender for worst song i've heard this year and a stronger contender for "what is 2016" for $500 alex
and here comes the missy verse. this makes "nightmare on my street" sound hard

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

The only surprise here is the weirdly dated sound of this thing. Like, I'm hearing a lot more late 90s-style suckage than 2016-style suckage.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 24 June 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

There is a new crime, I am working in a cafe and there is a song called get you back by mayer hawthorne. I have a very specific picture in my head of two people in orange and yellow tshirts, there might be big festival hats, its really bad and i am having feelings of anxiety, churning inside

saer, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

No more jester nihilism!

saer, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

If it's any consolation, he's about to be crushed by a giant orange.

It doesn't sound that bad to me, but on repeat at work it would be terrible. Especially the Falling Down the Stairs sound effect, and the line "I got on a plane to my Emmy".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPLAH04ILY

Interestingly, the Missy/Fall Out Boy song was finished before they even knew about the movie reboot.

sbahnhof, Saturday, 2 July 2016 05:40 (seven years ago) link

death team discovers the '90s (n.b.: this may actually belong in another thread) https://soundcloud.com/deathteam/jump-1

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 12:14 (seven years ago) link

Playlist is updated.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 11 July 2016 16:27 (seven years ago) link

i guess this is just what she /does/ now -- meaningless empowerment anthems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFIIMEe2Ht0

wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 16 July 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

Katy Perry is a walking emoticon that means U R IMPORTANT

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 16 July 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

More like "O-lame-pics" amirite

(XP) Why would Death Team ever not belong in this thread? This is their home. Even if that song is better than their previous ones. Less worse, anyway. If the Beatles were still together now, that's what they'd write instead of "Hello, Goodbye".

I was wondering whether anyone in my fatherland had made any god-awful songs about Brexit. For your sake, please, FFS, don't wonder about that.

sbahnhof, Saturday, 16 July 2016 03:03 (seven years ago) link

Because I think I saw someone defend it somewhere (and also because it sucks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

every generation gets the song it deserves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrK6QxS_ZRk

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 06:19 (seven years ago) link

Ima wake up to my nakedness
Cause I'm walkin' on the beat yeah

All the kids are wakin' up
And they're naked when the beat drops

how's life, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 11:37 (seven years ago) link

Goddamn.

how's life, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 11:38 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I was wondering whether anyone in my fatherland had made any god-awful songs about Brexit. For your sake, please, FFS, don't wonder about that.

― sbahnhof, Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:03 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, if you leave out songs by actual Ukip supporters (which are really overqualified itt)...

...it's still pretty bad. That Stereophonics guy will have to take some of the blame for the referendum result smdh

https://youtu.be/ciSo524vIEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciSo524vIEI

https://youtu.be/Ur7_jT-obmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur7_jT-obmc

https://youtu.be/ffPGnXWwRew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffPGnXWwRew

sbahnhof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 08:14 (seven years ago) link

https://youtu.be/h7V5lnCA7DM

El Perro Del Mar creates "All Lives Matter, the album"

fgti, Saturday, 20 August 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Worst thing I've heard this year, even beats the balloon boy thing -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQG-ibJIKsQ

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 10 September 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

D:

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Saturday, 10 September 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

So were auto tuning little kids now?

schwantz, Sunday, 11 September 2016 00:38 (seven years ago) link

We're

schwantz, Sunday, 11 September 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

320k followers on twitter can we maybe get him into space camp or in the army or something before he metastisizes?
https://twitter.com/duhitzmark/status/774652205160730625

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 11 September 2016 01:37 (seven years ago) link

this is a little too perfect to not be a bieber parody tbh
https://twitter.com/duhitzmark/status/768241165154017280

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 11 September 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

"Selfie" just seems like Rebecca Black version 359. Kid does look really young so I guess throw in a little of "Dur Dur D'être Bébé."

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 11 September 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link

Making the rounds among some UK critics today. This is garbage beyond belief.

https://www.facebook.com/captainflatcap/videos/1081662428553023/

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link

Aw these burner klezmer-step kids are adorable c'mon now. Not that there's any excuse for wearing a flat cap with a hoodie.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link

yeesh

since it relates to genre it might also belong on a Worst Music of All Time thread

niels, Thursday, 15 September 2016 10:15 (seven years ago) link

this is totally fucking mexico

imago, Thursday, 15 September 2016 10:18 (seven years ago) link

First, a quote from the promo email about this band: "They’re equally inspired by Slipknot and Linkin Park as they are by Travi$ Scott and Kanye West."

Now, the video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDDKaXOKo5U

You're welcome, humanity.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

can't stop reading "drake complex"

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

huh i gotta be honest that isn't the worst. the rapper's voice is awful tho

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:23 (seven years ago) link

The rapper is actually the best part of it! He sounds like Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies, which I find weirdly intriguing.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link

The rapper is my favorite, oh my god.

how's life, Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

drake not complex

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link

That's no worse than any other post-Deftones / 311 / Papa Roach garbage I've heard. I'm just shocked this "sound" is still a thing

Wimmels, Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

I try not to get angry or depressed about easily-avoided bad music but this made me want to kill people for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT4jDn4e9lg&feature=youtu.be

Wimmels, Thursday, 15 September 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

when I try to play that last video I get an error message. what was it?

soref, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

A new Lightning Rod signing named Paul Cauthen. Just awful. I'll try it again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT4jDn4e9lg

Wimmels, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

this is a bad album cover imo

http://upcomingvinyl.com/pics/covers/p/paul-cauthen-my-gospel.jpg

soref, Saturday, 17 September 2016 23:50 (seven years ago) link

OK album cover, terrible hat.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 18 September 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

is his gospel.... amish?

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 18 September 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link

Ha! His "gospel" sounds more like an SNL parody of The Boss

Wimmels, Sunday, 18 September 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqIv2tc9BCI&feature=youtu.be

Spottie, Monday, 19 September 2016 05:52 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6Wq9Em8Kuk

Shahid Ghafoor3 days ago
Gym songs sorted

Ryan Snowball2 months ago
This is a banging tune

BEYBLADERAYO102 months ago
Who can hear that squeaky voice, like from spongbob which netsky and other dnb artists use? what is it saying

Yes Papa2 months ago
its a sped up james brown sample, it says "come off it" and "you bad man"

Pillymonkey2 months ago
Wish white n3rd would release more

James The Musicman3 weeks ago
This Sounds Like Let Me Be Your Fantasy By Baby D

r|t|c, Thursday, 22 September 2016 08:35 (seven years ago) link

light the whiney signal

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 22 September 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link


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