HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones - Thread 2. There are a lot of nerds.

There's just no plausible explanation worth listening to! However, there are many plausible explanations.

mine are always the best but I get there too soon and then my excellent ideas get buried in the now showing X of N messages bar

lf would never do such a thing.

RAG, I mostly use subtitles, have read most of the book series in English. But are you fucking kidding me? Are you suggesting I can't discuss a show in English because I'm a foreigner?

― Frederik B, Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:24

I'd never do that. I'm not making plot arguments (I haven't discussed Sansa's choice), I wasn't questioning your ability to comprehend, I was just curious since you do a lot of reading and watching of things I'd presume are only available in English. I was just surprised that you might read it in Danish.

Just imo, you can't discuss the show bc you're a foreigner

I heard the books are best read in their original English, then translated to Danish, then back to English. That's what they're basing the teleplays on.

Nitpick champion right here: http://imgur.com/a/1iOMi

holy shit

was late medieval times a Shame or Guilt culture? we're not sure but the Byzantines knew how to armor up horses better than this

"These guys didnt have shields, thats a major mistake" gee thanks guy.

I'm gonna go ahead and list my finale predictions here

1. cersei sets off the wildfire under kings landing after her trial, just in time for jaime to see it returning home from rivverrun (ie he killed his king to avoid this, only to have his sister do it 20 years later)

2. varys shows up in dorne

3. littlefinger is creepy but then sansa threatens to kill littlefinger since technically dumb jon arryn is ruler of the vale and she can have his allegiance with or without baelish

4. the brotherhood without banners, plus hound, run into brienne and podrick and they all agree to head north together and not kill each other

5. tommen dies and margaery escapes kings landing, somehow

6. sam and gilly get to the citadel

7. daenarys & co. get on some ships finally

8. davos says some cold shit to melisandre

cosign

Totally not sure of my confidence level in the Tower of Joy greenseer revelation with Bran though. That seems like something they'll save for next season, to me. So I guess:

9. Bran does not greensee Jon's provenance at the Tower of Joy

Yeah I have a sneaking feeling bran may not appear in this last ep at all.

wasn't he in the preview?

oh shit this is 90min long

i'm down for a full 90 minutes Dorne episode that makes sure we never have to go back there again

Whup, I better duck out of this thread til tomorrow. Cya on the flip.

FUCK YEAH

literally just cheered in my living room

Dope

1 - yup
2 - yup
3 - kinda
4 - not even, not at all
5 - half
6 - easy pickins, frankly
7 - see 6
8 - yes indeed
9 - oh whatever

this show sucks, right guys?

good ep good show

awaiting nitpicking re the succession to the throne

LADY MOMRONT FOR PRESIDETN

She took down those northern lords hardcore, damnnnnnn

the whole "ned starks blood runs through his veins" was a little on the nose after the reveal in the tower of joy but yeah

neat shot pairing of cersei's red keep vista followed later by tommen's

I liked the ned stark's blood line after the reveal. "On the nose" could be the subtitle for this whole ep and I'm fine with that

tommens was a death foretold but I was genuinely surprised at how they got to it

Anybody else get a very Terry Gilliam-esque vibe from a lot of these scenes? Obviously the one when Sam applies in person for Maester University, but others too

also let's not forget that arya didn't just kill walder frey she straight butchered his sons. damn girl

lady mormont, quality new character

Am generally cool with the travelling time absurdities of the past few seasons but Varys being on the boat was a bit too much even for me.

Can't believe they've set up a situation where Littlefinger could actually get to the throne, even if it I suspect it would only be for about 7 minutes.

mostly just keeping track of how they're killing off and simplifying the cast of characters. Some very advantageous situations

I do agree the apparent speed of Varys' boat beggars the medieval fantasy imagination. I'm only half kidding, I would have given that a half raspberry had I already not used up all my THPPPBFFT on the "this brown-eyed baby equals Jon Snow" shot transition

Teleporting varys raised eyebrows but so did teleporting arya

it's called the narrow sea for a reason yall

How come the dothraki werent vomiting and puking while sailing the poisoned waters

If the sea is so narrow why does everybody respect euron. He sailed a narrow ass seA wasnt wide at all

varys back and forth from mereen is a bit teleporty, but braavos to westeros in a week or so aint a thing

nah I disagree. Braavos to The Twins is a short punt compared to Meereen to Dorne and then back again. I can get with Varys having a hotline on the Millennium Falcon of the GoTverse though

dothraki puking is for first ep next season imo. this show though they're just hauling rope around deck because that's the only job they're checked out on

xposts as usual

I like how the whole internet was like SANSA EXPLAINS HERSELF TO JON, FINALLY and it was some ABC after school special bullshit

Btw did the mountain just torture and kill the nun or did he make her into a zombie. It was unclear 2 me

Also the shot of tommen surveying the burning sept, leaving the frame, then coming back and jumping was a total Wes Anderson flourish

varys being in the final shot seems like a "well we shot it already who cares" continuity error --- like, it doesn't matter at all, plot-wise. he's either in dorne when they arrive, or he's on the boat when they get there. it was just a way to have the squad framed up in a dramatic way

arya blipping over in record time would've been an issue, except that it actually seems plausible and nbd

maybe we should ask frederik

don't think the mountain has zombifying powers, p sure he was just torturing

dothraki puking is for first ep next season imo.

willing to bet that a dothraki puking is how we hard cut to dany's progress across the sea

this was a big "thin the heard ep" and i was into it. am hoping maybe the boat w the sand snakes on it capsizes and they die at sea