i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

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Dwight 3/70 to the hawks

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

not bad!

micah, Friday, 1 July 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

DWIGHTLIENS

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 1 July 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

...whos gonna get horford?

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

horford not coming back, oooooooo....

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 1 July 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

would be nice symmetry if he went to houston

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 1 July 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

3 years is smart

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link

Darell Arthur 3/23 to stay w Nugs

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link

Jeff Green 1/15 w orlando lol he thinks he's gonna get paid NEXT year?

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 22:44 (seven years ago) link

NBA Bulletin @TheNBABulletin
These 2 are getting a combined $102M. They both combined for 21 points in the Finals. Amazing.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmTz9fWUsAAG0DL.jpg

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

Conley 5/153 to stay w Grizz

DAMMMMMMN

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link

O_O

nomar, Friday, 1 July 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

"Toughest decision of my life though. Portland is incredible."

^^^ strip clubs

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 July 2016 23:01 (seven years ago) link

A third of your cap on the 19th best point guard

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 July 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

just like everyone predicted, mike conley is the highest paid player in nba history

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Friday, 1 July 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

that is a crazy deal

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

...whos gonna get horford?
--moistest hoist (Spottie)

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

Max Boban

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 July 2016 23:07 (seven years ago) link

So the grizzlies are spending roughly 80 million on 4 starters. And will win 48 games.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 July 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

conley's PER rankings at PG season-by-season since '08-'09, according to hollinger:

13
14
8
10
22
21
36
25

nomar, Friday, 1 July 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

there's no way wade leaves miami right

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

seems like a major long shot. his agent is playing the game tho

moistest hoist (Spottie), Friday, 1 July 2016 23:37 (seven years ago) link

apparently they super lowballed him with their first offer maybe he got mad

ciderpress, Friday, 1 July 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

I mean this has happened two years running with his agent leaking shit about his dissatisfaction, but it's the first time I can recall actual suitors being named

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 1 July 2016 23:52 (seven years ago) link

Listen someone said up thread we were warned all year that this was gonna be wild but goddamn this shit is LIT

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

Wades not going anywhere

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

That moz.gov contract is some serious mismanagement

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

Clay you will enjoy and also kind of hate the Evan turner experience but I think he will be a cultural hit in pdx

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:24 (seven years ago) link

lowe zing

And so he were are, in 2016, with the Knicks building a team designed to make the 2012 conference finals.
― brimstead, Friday, July 1, 2016 6:13 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Come out lurker z Lowe, I hit aimless with this same joke yesterday right here man, cop to it

(Also it's a crazy obvious zing)

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

he def seems like a fun goofball xp

Clay, Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

Oh and thanks atl for taking the Dwight hit,

-c's fans everywhere

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:36 (seven years ago) link

Read that c's gonna offer Horford a max deal soon

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 2 July 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

lowe zing

And so he were are, in 2016, with the Knicks building a team designed to make the 2012 conference finals.
― brimstead, Friday, July 1, 2016 6:13 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Come out lurker z Lowe, I hit aimless with this same joke yesterday right here man, cop to it

(Also it's a crazy obvious zing)

― gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Friday, July 1, 2016 8:34 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha yea I saw the same joke on twitter a bunch of times past couple days

marcos, Saturday, 2 July 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

my two cents on the evan turner deal: what

― Clay, Friday, July 1, 2016 3:45 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol just scrolling through this thread waiting for clays reaction to the turner deal

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 July 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

i'm actually pretty excited about dwight. he seemed to want a better situation and the hawks are def a better org than houston or la.

Heez, Saturday, 2 July 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

think id rather have horford

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 July 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

yeah not even close

call all destroyer, Saturday, 2 July 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

really struggling to figure out what portland cld possibly be thinking w this turner deal

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 July 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

he does a reasonable impression of a backup pg for one season and now hes making ~$20m a year

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 July 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

Sad to lose horford but also sick of getting manhandled by dudes like Tristan Thompson. I'm not sure if I'd rather have sap and horf or sap and Dwight

Heez, Saturday, 2 July 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

really struggling to figure out what portland cld possibly be thinking w this turner deal

― lag∞n, Friday, July 1, 2016 8:46 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he does a reasonable impression of a backup pg for one season and now hes making ~$20m a year

― lag∞n, Friday, July 1, 2016 8:48 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

srsly, the deals this year are just the most twisted combo of crazy cap inflation and not that many quality players out on the market. im still trying to remember that the cap is ~30% higher than in years' past, but even factoring that in, some of these deals are just fucking bad. especially some of these 10mil+ deals for backups who will never be more than backups.

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 2 July 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

i've been trying to figure out what olshey (who i generally think is a really underappreciated and canny GM) was even thinking with the turner thing and i can't figure it out at all. i guess when chandler spurned them he panicked? had to spend the money somewhere. but you'd think you could get turner at like 4/50 even in this climate idk.

Clay, Saturday, 2 July 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

hearing baze and hawks agreed to 4/70

Heez, Saturday, 2 July 2016 02:58 (seven years ago) link

David Aldridge (@daldridgetnt)
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Kent Bazemore takes four years, $70M, turning down four/$72M from Houston and the Lakers, to go back to the Hawks, per source.

Heez, Saturday, 2 July 2016 03:04 (seven years ago) link

wow congrats to the NBAs greatest hypeman

moistest hoist (Spottie), Saturday, 2 July 2016 03:06 (seven years ago) link

i said this on twitter, but ballboys are gonna be getting $500k this year

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 2 July 2016 03:11 (seven years ago) link

surprised he turned down the rockets

J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 July 2016 03:13 (seven years ago) link

the hawks line up is

schroeder-baze-korver-millsap-dwight?

im intrigued. do they get splitter back?

J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 July 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

korver is cooked

moistest hoist (Spottie), Saturday, 2 July 2016 03:15 (seven years ago) link

yeah xp

Heez, Saturday, 2 July 2016 03:16 (seven years ago) link


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