When you're sliding into first, and you feel something burst...
God is dead.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 July 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link
'How do I get to Carnegie hall""Lady, go up 5th avenue, take a left at 57th street, down two blocks and there you are"
― Mark G, Monday, 4 July 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 6 had strong romantic feelings for 7 but subconsciously wondered if he wasn't good enough for her and how he could make the relationship work on his salary and how her kids from a previous relationship would receive him
― Neanderthal, Friday, 31 March 2017 03:42 (seven years ago) link
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
An elephant with a chronic case of diarrhea, and also it's part rhino.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 12:31 (seven years ago) link
A man walks in the park and sees another man with a dog sitting on a bench. "Does your dog bite?", asks the first man. "No" The man proceeds to pet the dog, but the dog bites him. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite?!", he says quite angrily.
The second man replied - "Aye, normally he doesn't, but you're an annoying cunt"
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 September 2021 14:53 (two years ago) link
Did you hear about the guy who stole all of the toilets from the police station?
Yeah, that sucks
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 January 2024 14:33 (three months ago) link