i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

Every gm should be trying to steal Russ right now, give up a few decent assets to lock him in before the feeding frenzy next year

celts really should try to steal russ while presti is in shock

I'm bummed kd didn't show enough Celtic pride but I'm excited about this gsw super death machine, four top-15 guys and a bunch of garbage/rooks, gonna be fun

its not going to be fun!

it may be darkly fascinating tho

like they have the pieces and okc could go all in w/ young team rebuilding w/ a shot at an 8 seed. might in a weird way be the smart move in dealing w/ the fanbase, like ripping off a band-aid, instead of having this happen two summers in a row and yr fans having no clue what happens next.

lol then sign ibaka next summer maybe

if okc can get russ to commit to resigning w the team theyre trading him to they cld prob get a sick haul and itd be smart, like im sure the celtics wld be fine w moving IT, nets picks ++

these things have a way of not coming together tho

if they have to trade him on a well youll def have him for a year plan its prob not worth it

tho maybe someones crazy enough to step up for the opportunity

the magic just did a 'well we'll have him for a year at least' deal for ibaka

ya some of that prob had to do w giving up on dipo, also obvs a much smaller deal, just seems like youd have to give up so much for russ that youd want assurances

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkiTgYWVAAEQXwZ.jpg

cut to youtube of russ furiously dunking on helpless children

whether or not this years dubs are the best team ever or merely one of the best prob mostly comes down to how good the ring chasing vets they pick up are

pretty sure durant chose the warriors just so lil b would lift his curse

durant's twitter today has been great

which ones are still available and would take a vet min?

[snapchat of lil b and the dubs recruiting team meeting w kd]

durant's twitter today has been great

― reggae mike love (polyphonic)

nevermind it was a parody account dagnabbit

everyone RTing his old tweets has been good hes a good tweeter + he owned himself a bunch of times on there

yeah someone was pointing out just how much he used the '_________ looking ass' rejoinder in 2009, dude's personality shines online.

i said face ass to some colorado teens the other day and they thought it was the best thing theyd ever heard

yeah his old tweets are incredible

i was like u dont have face ass here

I'm bummed kd didn't show enough Celtic pride but I'm excited about this gsw super death machine, four top-15 guys and a bunch of garbage/rooks, gonna be fun

Adding Durant means that they don't have to put garbage on the floor much at all.

Ezeli and Barnes suck.

theyre thin as heck dont even have a starting center* but i suspect theyll be able to fill it out w ring hungry vets

Adding Durant will necessitate smallball because iguodala deserves minutes

They could trade iguodala for a center, that would be funny

until someone tells me otherwise we still have iggy and shaun

i hope the 7'6 guy makes the roster that would be a trip

They should take a look at gustavo Ayon

warriors should just stagger the shit outta their guys but play them together like 10 mins a game and run people outta the building during those minutes

Adding Durant will necessitate smallball because iguodala deserves minutes

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, July 4, 2016 4:43 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink'

thing abt smallball is it puts too many miles on undersized bodies, thats why kd/dray play so many fewer minutes there during the regular season then really break out the fast lineups only once the playoffs start getting tight

Iggy and liv staying. Iggy was a part of the recruitment

Stagger their minutes otm

i've been drinking in a tube on a river all day this is v. weird news to come back to.

o shit toobin is the best

otm #1 summer activity

Def. and this news is still v weird

But paying 3 mill more a year for KD vs Barnes is prettttty cool

not a terrible deal tbh

mostly I am baffled by all this and yet ecstatic that kd absolutely destroyed the fourth of july for a generation of thunder fans

all the bandwagon okc fans are like "i have ALWAYS been a huge fan of the warriors as well as the (team westbrook goes to)"

"i just root for players more"

*looks at closet full of westbrook and durant gear*

I just really hope the thunder suck for a century amen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtE3_voC3qU

basketball gods etc etc