i have something to say about the offseason THE 2016 NBA OFFSEASON

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the heat are like one bad summer away from becoming the knicks tbqh. all it takes is riles striking out on the big targets in next year's free agency, which is entirely in play

― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, July 7, 2016 10:34 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

this may be true but the heat are a far better run organization than the knicks, which i think is an important distinction. they're def playing a dangerous game but the knicks under dolan have made dozens of deeply harmful decisions the heat would never make.

i think a better approximation for the heat's future is ptob the mavs, in terms of having enough of an organizational foundation to string along competitive seasons w/o getting anywhere close to winning.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

a sample of next year's free agents:

steph curry
lebron james (?)
kevin durant
russell westbrook
blake griffin
chris paul
paul millsap
gordon hayward
serge ibaka
rudy gay

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

i think ziller is correct that riles is putting on a show http://www.sbnation.com/2016/7/7/12116312/dwyane-wade-miami-heat-leaves-pat-riley-future

― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 7, 2016 10:06 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao that txt message

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 July 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

weird version of text sarcasm?

Nhex, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

The NBA's cap projection for the 2017-18 season has fallen from $107 million to $102 million

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:03 (seven years ago) link

would be funny if the dubs can't sign both curry and kd next year after all this

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

2016: KD jerseys burning in the streets of OKC
2017/2018: dubs championships
2019: hero KD returns to OKC, leads them to championship

and the seasons they go round and round
and the painted ponies go up and down

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

weird version of text sarcasm?

― Nhex, Thursday, July 7, 2016 11:01 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol right?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:11 (seven years ago) link

xps j0rd: fair points, mavs comp. is more accurate - also, despite my snark all the things that could damn the heat could also bring them back on top if they break the other way, complete tightrope-walk situation

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:18 (seven years ago) link

i think the heat are slightly delusional about their ability to attract mega free agents. the lebron thing was a one in a million situation and if that didn't happen they were gonna sign amare or boozer.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

This bulls team looks awful

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:44 (seven years ago) link

They're gonna have four guys jostling for space in the paint and a lonely McDermott waiting outside for a pass that never comes

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

Over/under New Year's Day for when wade and rondo start taking veiled shots at each other

gis for westbrook shark jump (agent hibachi), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

under

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

No more boban in sa

6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 7 July 2016 15:50 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmxgrSFVUAANGEU.jpg
press conf today

moistest hoist (Spottie), Thursday, 7 July 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

so next year kd and curry will both command around 35mil/yr

dubs have ~35mil guaranteed to klay/dray already, curry's cap hold is 16mil, so after signing durant that puts them at 86mil. with a cap of 102, that gives them 16mil in space to work with to fill roster spots 5 through 13. seems doable but they won't have any other good players that aren't taking a big ring-chasing discount

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

gotta risk it

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:26 (seven years ago) link

disagree, let kd go to celtics

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

and curry too, why not

moistest hoist (Spottie), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

dubs should just sign durant and let curry the fraudulent system player walk

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

sux we have to wait three more months to see this madness play out. at least we get some olympics ball i guess. better not be any injuries

moistest hoist (Spottie), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

i'm gonna get injured

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

work with the phx suns staff imo

moistest hoist (Spottie), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

dubs should just sign durant and let curry the fraudulent system player walk

Gladwellian contrarianism here! (Actually more Baylessian but whatever.)

Nicholas Nickelback (Leee), Thursday, 7 July 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

Brian Robb ‏@CelticsHub 10s10 seconds ago Boulder, CO
Celtics announce they will be holding a press conference at 10am in Waltham on Friday regarding a "major team announcement."

bout to sign kd

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

they're matching the Turner offer

Clay, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

>:[

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

launching new iphone

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link

they're now a streaming video company

Clay, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link

they made an app to stop police brutality

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:31 (seven years ago) link

Brad Stevens lied on his resume

Salsa Golf (Argentinean Ketchup) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

hes actually in jr high

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

he did not portray Atticus Finch at Plymouth, Indiana's Round Barn Theatre in 1998

Salsa Golf (Argentinean Ketchup) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:47 (seven years ago) link

he was a member of the jury with no lines

Salsa Golf (Argentinean Ketchup) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link

big news today:

The Dallas Mavericks have traded the rights to Emir Preldzic to the Pacers in exchange of the rights to Stanko Barac.

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 July 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link

updated fivethirtyeight player projections are out http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/carmelo/

ciderpress, Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link

very pretty and fun

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

sb nation not high on the new look bulls http://www.sbnation.com/2016/7/7/12117814/dwyane-wade-chicago-bulls-breakdown-rajon-rondo-jimmy-butler-terrible

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

Brad Stevens lied on his resume

― Salsa Golf (Argentinean Ketchup) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, July 7, 2016 2:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brad stevens has never lied, ever

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link

you are telling me that brad really was that relaxed in this picture

Salsa Golf (Argentinean Ketchup) (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 July 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

seems like a pretty chill brah to me!

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 7 July 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

Thunder Digest ‏@Thunder_Digest 7m7 minutes ago

KD: Hey Russ, we gotta talk
Russ: New phone who dis

moistest hoist (Spottie), Thursday, 7 July 2016 21:08 (seven years ago) link

Sam AmickVerified account
‏@sam_amick
Durant on Klay Thompson's involvement: "He texted me, and I didn't know he had a phone...He exceeded my expectations as a person."

call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 July 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

by having a phone?

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 July 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

yeah that was the joke

moistest hoist (Spottie), Thursday, 7 July 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ThompsonScribe/status/751152944377008129

balls, Thursday, 7 July 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

wow what a summer, blazers add festus ezeli 2/16

Clay, Friday, 8 July 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link


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