The 70s/80s Horror Franchise Poll: Freddy vs. Jason vs. Chucky vs. Pinhead vs. Leatherface vs. Michael Myers vs. Everybody Else

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Freddy vs. Jason is much much more enjoyable than New Nightmare which beyond the meta-pretenses is very dull.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 July 2016 12:50 (seven years ago) link

Well, it's like...do I think any of the NOES movies are legitimately good movies? No, but the first four are entertaining and fun to watch. The first is probably the only one that works as a legit horror movie rather than a semi-campy romp with with imaginative death scenes. 5 has a few good scenes but it's aslog of a movie, Freddy's Dead is pretty much a total turd and doesn't even deliver on the death scenes (this is the one with the bizarro Roseanne and Tom Arnold cameo and which features probably the dumbest scene in the series)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeJnuP2_yb8

And then, yeah, New Nightmare, boring. The last third of the movie is a slow chase sequence involving Heather Langenkamp's "son".

Anyway, the bad installments really stand out here because the good ones hold up so well.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 July 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link

Another notable one-off: The Gate

scarcity festival (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 14 July 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link

Haven't seen Freddy vs. Jason since it was in theaters. Will rectify if I survive watching the ten previous Friday the 13th movies this fall.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 July 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link

Contenderizer- it would be truly bizarre if Donnie Yen directed those films but it was Ronny Yu.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:30 (seven years ago) link

lol, i have no idea where that came from!

i thought "donnie yen" while writing that post, then instantly doubled back cuz i knew my brain was fritzing. but somehow wound up typing donnie yen anyway? wtf, early onset dementia?

oculus lump (contenderizer), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

RONNIE YU

is what i meant to say

oculus lump (contenderizer), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

or RONNY

i fucking give up

oculus lump (contenderizer), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:37 (seven years ago) link

LOL as aside I love Bride With White Hair.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 July 2016 13:44 (seven years ago) link

nightmare 1 is a legit good movie wtf

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

How many of these have trademark scores? Just the big three, Friday, Halloween and NOES.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:31 (seven years ago) link

Uh Exorcist.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre soundtrack is legit terrifying but maddeningly unavailable.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

Phantasm score also great, assume it was used in sequels too.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:38 (seven years ago) link

Duh the Omen as well.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 July 2016 14:41 (seven years ago) link

Scanners and Videodrome also worth mentioning as decent one-offs.

Darin, Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link

Scanners not quite a one-off due to totally unofficial set of spin-offs (mainly Japanese iirc)

PLPeni (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:04 (seven years ago) link

i do not rc but:

Scanners II: The New Order (1991)
Scanners III: The Takeover (1992)

Spin-offs

Scanner Cop (1994)
Scanners: The Showdown (a.k.a. Scanner Cop II) (1995)

PLPeni (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

Scanners 2 and 3 are 'official' inasmuch as its the same Canadian producer/rights owner, Pierre David, as on the original, though Cron had nothing to do with 2 and 3, and didn't get any kind of cut from them.

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:08 (seven years ago) link

lots of these left the original creators behind in franchise development tho

oculus lump (contenderizer), Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I don't think that's a criteria for elimination. Certainly Friedkin (and Blatty) were none to pleased with existence of Exorcist II...

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 July 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

NOES 2 has my all time favorite horror movie score, by Christopher Young. Others on this list with amazing scores are exorcist II (morricone in psych punk mode) omen III (goldsmith displaying symphonic mastery) Halloween I and III, and It's Alive (One of Herrmann's last stands)

scarcity festival (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:48 (seven years ago) link

cosign the enthusiasm for Freddy vs. Jason which is about as good as that kind of stupid cross-branding exercise can be

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 July 2016 16:57 (seven years ago) link

I thought it was pretty dire. Nu-metal soundtrack too.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link

Seen Excorcist 2 recently. I did notice the music and some of the scenes in Africa are quite good but I found it a slog. Richard Burton has a hilarious line in it somewhere.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

recall being baffled by the tagline on this video as a kid. it isn't all that clear even now come to that

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7j2HiNfxaEY/URQq9zQve3I/AAAAAAAAAoY/DMNySLHwBWY/s1600/AMITYVILLE-2-THE-POSSESSION.jpg

piscesx, Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:30 (seven years ago) link

They fled the house without their lives?

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 July 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

Maybe it's a typo and they fled with their wives?

I love NOES 1-3. I find 4 exhaustingly jokey. 5 and 6 are interchangeable in my mind but both had style and good moments. Freddy's Dead is the worst thing ever created. New Nightmare is really good, and I love a lot of the performances, but, yes, it doesn't have an ending and turns into a chase scene. Freddy vs. Jason is good, I guess, for funsies, but I, being one who hates fun, didn't like it.

The Thnig, Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

Damiano Damiani is a great name.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

xpost

I'm guessing that you meant to say that 4 and 5 are the interchangeable ones (inasmuch as 5 is the closest the series ever came to a direct continuation of the previous movie) because Freddy's Dead is the sixth movie and, as you indicate, there's basically nothing stylish or good or even redeemable about it.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 July 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

Damiani also made the excellent radical western A Bullet for the General. I certainly prefer AH2 to the extremely dull first installment; it has some good 'bladder' SFX and a typically unpleasant performance from Burt Young. In the UK, AH2 was screened to London film critics on the same day as The Evil Dead and obviously suffered in the comparison.

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:22 (seven years ago) link

A Bullet for the General is a great.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 July 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 15 July 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

gonna have to check out these Phantasm movies jeez. no recall of them getting much hype in the Horror Films Poll a couple of years back.

this was a good thread!

piscesx, Friday, 15 July 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

I plan to watch the rest of them even though I was pretty seriously underwhelmed by the second. The first has very quickly become one of my all-time faves.

Night Jorts (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 July 2016 01:03 (seven years ago) link

Hahaha what the shit, how short was this poll? I never even read the thread, let alone voted.

Here, let me Danesplain that for you (jjjusten), Friday, 15 July 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

Hey i'm gonna be away next week and just wanted to get this outta the way

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 July 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

Still haven't seen any of the Phantasm movies. Nor the Hellraiser ones, which I really want to. Might have to endulge in some Amazon movie renting tomorrow night

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 15 July 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

the Phantasm movies are fun and different and have some neat ideas and images, they're quite loveable

#SaveMarinaraJuice (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2016 11:51 (seven years ago) link

could've voted for Basket Case tho, might even have gone with Maniac Cop if i could remember anything about the sequels. concept always makes me smile.

#SaveMarinaraJuice (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 July 2016 11:53 (seven years ago) link

That's rad about Ravager. I feared that it was already in development hell and ultimately doomed once Scrimm died.

Basket Case and It's Alive are the most worthy franchises of those that received zero votes. Those looking for a gonzo good time would do well jumping into the third entry of each.

a charisma-free shitlord (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 July 2016 12:01 (seven years ago) link

Speaking of that Phantasm restoration how's life posted, one of my local arthouse theaters, the beautiful Capitol Theatre in Cleveland, is showing it one-night-only on Sept. 24, followed by a live-streamed Q&A with Don Coscarelli and cast members. Can't wait for that.

The Capitol also does an annual 12-hour Halloween movie marathon. It's an awesome place.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 29 July 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

now that i have seen all of the phantasms, imo the answer is: phantasm

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Sunday, 12 March 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link

I'm afraid to watch Ravager. How is Ravager? Phantasm Ravager.

Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 March 2017 19:50 (seven years ago) link

RaVager. Next one will be ReVIval, presumably, don't know what'll haven with the seventh.

I'm looking forward to seeing the whole shebang when the new box set is released. The first has become an annual staple.

Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Sunday, 12 March 2017 20:40 (seven years ago) link

haven=happen, wth autocorrect

Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Sunday, 12 March 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link

I'm afraid to watch Ravager. How is Ravager? Phantasm Ravager.

― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Sunday, March 12, 2017 12:50 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it looks like complete garbage (bad cinematography, terrible cgi) but the script is the most phantasm-y script ever and really rescues it. plus reggie is great throughout

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Monday, 20 March 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link

anyway if anyone here has hbo go and shudder: you too can marathon the phantasm movies

the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Monday, 20 March 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link

five years pass...

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest is an absolute blast, after being kind of bored/disappointed by the first one. The corn really gets to play a vital role, and I'm sure it's a must-see for any Chicago natives.

JoeStork, Monday, 30 January 2023 07:19 (one year ago) link


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