― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 April 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Your story reminds me of what a flirtatious friend told me when I was visiting him in Cambridge, England last April. My friend (a male who proclaims that he doesn't believe in monosexuality), his gay male friend, and I were sitting on a bench eating sandwiches when we observed two male ducks harrassing a female duck in flight, and they tried to ground her. My friend said, "Hey look, they're trying to have a menage a trois!"
Eh, seemed more like attempted gang rape! And was it even a female duck they were pursuing?
(xpost)http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html
For a piccy of the sordid scene (you know you want to), go tohttp://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm
I have not seen any animals shagging today as I have stayed indoors to work. : ( It's just as well since I'd rather not be reminded that everyone else in the world is getting more rrrow! action than I am lately.
― Melinda Mess-injure (Melinda Mess-injure), Sunday, 23 April 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Timothy gee, Monday, 24 April 2006 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Monday, 24 April 2006 03:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 24 April 2006 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link
ihttp://www.gamersgraveyard.com/repository/nes/history/images/famicom/good/Donald_Duck_box.jpg
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 April 2006 05:39 (eighteen years ago) link
Yet - wouldn't it be better for everyone if they did little dances like pigeons do?
And - if the lady duck plays almost no role in her choice of sexual partner, why are the male ducks so spectacularly plumaged?
― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 24 April 2006 08:51 (eighteen years ago) link
duck dick
http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6091/dn117641250.jpg
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
that is awful. i don't even know what's going on there.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU
oh, just a duck boner, the single most nightmarish thing on the face of the earth
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
AAAHHHHHHHHH
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHH
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
wow there sure are a lot of animal penises on youtube
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― brutal pain comb (╓abies), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
― etrian odysseus (cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Muscovy Duck Penis Everting in air, slowed 10x
― brutal pain comb (╓abies), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/ballistic_penises_and_corkscrew_vaginas_-_the_sexual_battles.php
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Of course, drakes don’t mate with the air. Having made this video, Brennan still needed a way to see how a duck penis actually performs its appointed task. Unable to film duck penises in a real female oviduct, she built a fake oviduct out of silcone. She then managed to get a drake to mate with it. But the overwhelming force of the explosive penis broke the fake oviduct.
Waiting for the anatomically correct Ducktales slash
― spare the powder, spoil the finger (S-), Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link
jajajajake no dice!haciendole un pajote al pato donald niño jajajajajajjajaeso supèra cualquier tratado de Freud!!!xDD :S
Posted by: Ghizo | March 8, 2010 9:09 AM
― goole, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i53.tinypic.com/1yu9ur.jpg
― StanM, Monday, 25 April 2011 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link
omg
― shamefully blowable (latebloomer), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link
:-)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 25 April 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I drink my morning coffee at a desk lit through french doors, overlooking a pastoral scene. This morning, 7 (!!) mallard males had pinned a lone female against my window. Normally, I would merely avert my gaze, but seven was too much for my delicate pre-coffee constitution.
I unleashed uberpuppy Teufel (who had been watching at my side) via a side door, and the gang rape was averted with no loss of limb or dignity.
― uses titanium spork without irony (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link
classic picture
― goole, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
― uses titanium spork without irony (Sanpaku), dinsdag 3 mei 2011 16:09 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark
Odd Future Duck Gang Kill Them All
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link