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xpost The Economist a few weeks ago, in their 'The World If...' issue, wrote an article commemorating the theoretical 100th day of Trump's presidency.

Along those same lines, I have an amazing fake 33 1/3 book that I really need to finish writing someday.

Have you ever read Mark Shipper's fake Beatles bio, Paperback Writer?

http://www.amazon.ca/Paperback-Writer-Mark-Shipper/dp/0441651232

I had a copy at one point, but I think I gave it away before I ever got around to reading it.

I have an idea for a comedy webseries called "Dad Patrol," which is about a bunch of dads who respond to situations where teenagers are doing bad stuff, but instead of arresting or dispersing them they ruin it by trying to join in. Like they show up and start hogging the coke/weed/whatever and getting way too high and waxing about the Phish shows they went to.

I just had an idea for tombstone art that would basically be like a multi-panel engraving featuring scenes from the deceased's life. Maybe birth, marriage, family, death, a couple of achievements or key moments of struggle.

Desktop computers with a battery inside, so if it gets accidentally unplugged it doesn't just turn off right away.

Seems crazy that that's not standard, now that I think about it.

a vinyl record that is clear and has colored oils inside of it and comes with a special projector/turntable so that while it plays it projects psychedelic visuals on the wall

lava lp would have been more succinct.

A gay club called Bachelorette Party