World Series or Bust! with the Coke Party Patrol: 2016 New York Mets

he cant be any worse than Jason bay

who you may notice is no longer on the team

he can't be any worse than bobby bonilla

@AndrewSiciliano
Tim Tebow is already selling $125 autographed baseballs and $175 autographed bats on his official site.

bless him

holy shit they gave him a $100K signing bonus? what a fucking joke

lol wut

he cant be any worse than Jason bay

― johnny crunch, Thursday, September 8, 2016 1:54 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spit water all over my keyboard

it's a full life for you huh

"We don't have to listen to what everybody else wants us to do with our lives," Tebow said during a telephone conference call. "We get to do what we want."

Tebow will be allowed to leave the instructional league for his job as an analyst for the SEC Network, then return.

and on it goes:

Seth Lugo had a blister his last start, so Bartolo Colon will pitch Saturday on regular rest and Lugo will wait until Sunday to face the Braves.

<3 the barves infield dfense

"What are there, 300 other Minor League guys that are there? Probably more than that," outfielder Jay Bruce said of the Mets' system. "I don't even know. I don't particularly care -- nothing against or for (Tebow). He's become a number at this point. There are a lot of other guys there working and trying to get to the Major Leagues. Now he will be as well, and we'll see what happens."

...

"A lot of us played multiple sports growing up, and had a chance to play them at high levels," outfielder Curtis Granderson said. "The absence of not playing them in a long period of time makes it definitely difficult -- not impossible, but definitely difficult."

http://m.mets.mlb.com/news/article/200442432/mets-players-react-to-tim-tebow-signing/

@AnthonyDiComo
Terry Collins says he "got distracted" trying to set up his pitching, which is why he didn't pinch-run for Flores. "My fault."

he needs a rest

@keithlaw
Yes it's your fault because doing those things is LITERALLY YOUR JOB TERRY

Collins says Montero is out of the rotation

Wally Backman fired at AAA for "pattern of defiance"

whoa

glad the little stinker will never manage in Queens

well yeah

@BMonzoWFAN
Program note: Wally Backman will join Mike Francesa at 2:05p ET on @WFAN660

I listened to that for like 2 mins but it was incred boring

Backman says he quit and was "disrespected"; idgaf. also wd rather cut my ears off than listen to Francesa do an interview.

Rubin:

Terry Collins expressed the possibility of having Jacob deGrom and Steven Matz piggyback in a start the next time Rafael Montero's spot came up. The Mets can delay that Montero start a few extra days because of an off day on Thursday.

reyes's range/reaction on that rendon ball was worse than the throwing error he committed the prev play

with a roster of like eighty dudes we dont have a fukkin defensvie replacement for him terry?

what the everliving fuck

turning stream off now

turn it back on

insane inning

melancon is so nasty my god

well that was a hanger

TJ RIV

Murphy strikes out, wow.

Murphy's 2016 will prove a mirage

tonight's 9th was yr regular reminder that the save is a junk stat

Rubin:

Terry Collins said his preference would be to give Noah Syndergaard extra rest rather than bring him back Sunday on regular rest in order to delay the slot that had been occupied by Rafael Montero. Of course, that would necessitate using Jacob deGrom and/or Steven Matz on Sunday against the Twins -- or a non-optimal option that isn't clear. There is no intention of using Montero in the rotation again.

Jack: Terry Collins 3 weeks ago “You hit,You play”. Terry Collins last night ” We need to give Jay Bruce time to work out of his slump” Do you see Sandy making a change regardless of a wild card spot. #FreeConforto

Klaw: I haven’t heard anything about them making a change but my God do they need to.

@AdamRubinESPN
Juan Lagares will be activated from the disabled list and rejoin the Mets on Friday.

Jacob deGrom will start on Sunday. He had been sidelined with forearm inflammation.

Lucas Duda will rejoin the Mets as soon as Saturday. He has been sidelined since May with a stress fracture in his lower back.

Well, Degrom now shut down for the year.

welp

:-(

lol at sports media spinning this as "devastating" when every Mets fan now expects a wildcard game would be started by either Bartolo or Al Leiter

GRANDY

#200 for the Mets

Grandy again!

AND #201

Rubin:

"Bad news on the Wilmer Flores front. Flores tried to swing a bat on Sunday and was unable. It's been nine days since he injured his right wrist in a plate collision in Atlanta. He received a cortisone injection on Thursday."

Gabriel Ynoa with 7 Ks in 4 IP

that's probably the most K's he's ever had in a single game

go minneapolis/st paul

TJ Rivera is this year's Conforto?

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