But you'd at least kid on for your press release when the entire country is going "WAU WE LOVE MARY BERRY", no?
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 10:50 (seven years ago) link
yes i'm guessing he was blindsided by this (which is arguably evidence she doesn't confide in him)
― mark s, Thursday, 22 September 2016 10:54 (seven years ago) link
ph is pretty much channel 4 personified
― r|t|c, Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:03 (seven years ago) link
No he isn't - he's Yeast Jesus (meaning: a massive God-botherer).
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:24 (seven years ago) link
C4 to rebundle the format as a pre-reformation version of indulgences: viz the winner is awarded a FREE PASS TO HEAVEN for baking well, losers dragged off-stage by actors dressed as demons into hellmouth vomiting flame -- hollywood wears doublet, hose, codpiece and floppy tudor hat
working title: BRING UP THE STOTTIES
― mark s, Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:54 (seven years ago) link
i can't believe channel 4 paid tens of millions for the show without making sure the presenters were locked down first - that's fucking insane!
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:56 (seven years ago) link
iyo when did channel 4 go from the slightly crap edgy channel that sometimes did decent stuff to literally the worst entertainment organisation in history
― imago, Thursday, 22 September 2016 11:59 (seven years ago) link
naked bakeoff pls
― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:01 (seven years ago) link
on the plus side, it is a potentially great opportunity to take some old comedy duos out of mothballs and revive their careers - cannon and ball? little and large? hale and pace?
actually a vic and bob bake-off would be amazing
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link
Little and Large no longer on speaking terms apparently, them reuniting to present Bake Off could be a heartwarming moment, though
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/little-and-large-havent-spoken-for-a-long-time-1988413.html
― soref, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link
Large, who has a non-speaking part in Dappers, a comedy-drama pilot for BBC3
jesus god that story is depressing
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:12 (seven years ago) link
vic and bob bakeoff -
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg
"you're just a fakey cake maker and i ain't, got, time, for YOU!"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:18 (seven years ago) link
Zig and Zag?
(agree Vic & Bob would be great)
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:19 (seven years ago) link
watching that vic and bob masterchef video i realised i know it pretty much by heart despite it being at least 15 years since i last saw it. the image of floating mekon-headed cutlery-fingered loyd grossman is burned indelibly into my memory
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:24 (seven years ago) link
zig and zag ftw, definitely
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link
(or gaz top and gilbert the alien)
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link
I'm secretly hoping for Adam & Joe, but this won't happen.
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link
Emma Forbes & Jayne Middlemiss (seeing as Mel & Sue were big on C4 20 years ago).
― nashwan, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:27 (seven years ago) link
http://connorpr.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/SFX-SBH-2.jpg
has a topical back-to-the-early-70s vibe also
― mark s, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link
adam and joe would be great too! we're going to be so disappointed when it ends up being dermot o'leary and melinda messenger
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:35 (seven years ago) link
popbitch reporting its gok wan and alan carr.
― mark e, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:36 (seven years ago) link
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fun_house_cast_6648.jpg
― Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:37 (seven years ago) link
My serious suggestion that I made on Twitter if they wanted to maintain the air of a lovely WI baking contest with a bit of wit and charm was Richard Coles in the Mel & Sue role.
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:52 (seven years ago) link
gok wan and alan carr clearly the result of panicking c4 execs checking the filing cabinets for presenters still under contract then picking two out of a hat
could just as easily have been kirstie allsopp and nick hewer
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:53 (seven years ago) link
or sketch out of tattoo fixers and the french guy from first dates
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 12:54 (seven years ago) link
Dave Lamb voiceover, Davina presenting. Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer eating cakes. Sorted.
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link
Or a Dave Lamb/George Lamb double whammy of Lambs. That's probably the sort of thing they'd do.
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link
It's unlikely to be Ruby Tandoh anyway: http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-09-22/former-bake-off-contestant-ruby-tandoh-has-made-it-very-clear-where-she-stands-on-paul-hollywood-moving-to-channel-4
― ailsa, Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:26 (seven years ago) link
lol, ruby is the best
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 14:32 (seven years ago) link
this show took a weird turn
i've still not watched last night's episode
also this:
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reminded me of naked chef :(
miss jamie's good old days
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 22 September 2016 17:48 (seven years ago) link
reminded me of keith chegwin's naked game show on channel five :(
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link
technically keith was not without clothes
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link
i really don't think headwear counts as clothing in this context tbh
― the devastation is very important to me (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:35 (seven years ago) link
failed joke :(
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:36 (seven years ago) link
sorry
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 22 September 2016 18:37 (seven years ago) link
My favourite thing in Bake Off history was 2014 winner Nancy referring to Paul Hollywood as "the male judge" because she couldn't remember his name. It still makes me lol.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 22 September 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link
Ein Volk, ein Reich, two eggs and some sugar and you should have the perfect Black Forest gateau.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/nintchdbpict000351231934.jpg
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 September 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
Who knew the Beeb had a black ops department?
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Sunday, 10 September 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
Bake Off: Paul Hollywood in Nazi outfit apology
The 51-year-old said the pictures dated from 2003, when he went to a New Year's Eve party as a character from the 1980s WW2-set BBC comedy series 'Allo 'Allo.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 September 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
Surely no-one in Allo Allo ever wore a swastika.
Googling 'british people wearing nazi outfit' brings up this faq-like article about the subject. Its very existence and dry take on the question amuses me.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 10 September 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link
It's a bit nothing isn't it
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 September 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link
I'm sure it will just piss by.
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 10 September 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
unknown nazi in goalmouth scramble
― saer, Sunday, 10 September 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link